Most Likely A Deleted Excerpt From The Whump Fic

Most Likely a Deleted Excerpt from the Whump Fic

This bit didn’t seem to fit in anywhere, so I’ve scrapped it, for now:

Money wasn’t of much use to him when he could rely on his sorcery and his formidable strength of will, among other persuasive measures. Besides, reliable, old extortion worked without fail almost every time.

As long as Rafal had some sort of leverage, blackmail, or an offer his victim couldn’t resist, he’d emerge as the victor. Probably, he’d convince someone to sign away their soul to him, one day. He was sure of it.

Yeah, I suppose I sort of view Rafal as an unapologetic scammer, to some extent.

tantalized and compelled by a wet sorcerer

Fic cover! 🍷 📖 🦆 🐦‍⬛ 🔥 🩸 🖋️ 🧂 💔

if you stabbed me and viscous foul-smelling black ichor poured out of the wound like smoke well i wouldn't be pleased about it but i wouldn't be surprised either

Just so I can collect everything I've found together, I'm doing another couple of reblogs. (If this interpretation isn't what you had in mind, I can delete them, of course!)

Was thinking. What if

Hear me out

Humanised Storian

Lmao

All i know

Is.

- long. Like. Think long-legged bird

- gray & blue. Skyscraper colour palette

- fuckton of feathers (think poets, birds, freedom)

- fuckton of long, sharp shapes

- his pen form in his hair

- cape!!!! Not like a regular one but still, cape!!!!

- idgaf about you eyes. You know what i mean

Sketched something will flesh it out later mb:

Ok, so... I was the one who submitted this question, and currently the poll results are at 80% "No," 15% "Yes," and 5% "See results." And that's absolutely hilarious to me, even though I expected it to happen because I selected the most "innocent" looking picture I could find of him.

Therefore, I'm going to introduce propaganda to see where this goes:

Despite being a character from a children's book, Rafal is an IMMORTAL EVIL SORCERER and a MURDERER!

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