Washington: You See, These Are My Oldest Children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I Love Em.

Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.

Major generals: hiii!!!

Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.

Aides: HENLOOOO

Washington: and those…uh…

*Chanting in the distance*

Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.

JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY

Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE

JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE

Navy Himbos: BA BA BA

Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.

Me: yeah I'm mentally stable

Also me: *literally cries after thinking about the Princess de Lamballe for too long*

*crawling into your inbox again hehe*

more Duponceau from Washington's gay general??

pleaspleaspelaspleapsleapsleapslepalspelapsleaseplease he is the silliest he is ben franklin with the key and the kite DUPONCEAU DOESN'T GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH

plus he looks so pretty in the artstyle hehe

HAIL YUH OMG ID BE HONORRDDD

YUSSSS

OKAY I LITERALLY FOLDED EVERY DUPONCEAU PAGE AAAAA

Okay yayayay

In order:

silly bOi and azor shivering in the corner

Tired silly boi

SILLY BOI BIOGRAPHYY?!?!?

(chokes and collapses)

I SHALL RETURN WITH MORE PWETYY BOI...

Later

✨vanishes like the fine morning mist✨

This is actually disgusting and should NOT be okay. Reblog this if you support basic human rights.

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

OMG PRETTY BOY

LOOK WHO IT ISSSS OMGGGG

Wanna hear something shocking?

I,

OUT OF ALL PEOPLE,

HAVENT READ WASHINGTON'S GAY GENERAL.

I just got my hands on it and will update!!!!

(also when I typed will, the two autocorrect options were William and Wilhelm, so Yuh. I am so proud of myself teehee.)

(Mexican and white duo audio but...not)

Washington: I just got a call from Jefferson, you're being castrated.

Von Steuben: I just got a call from- wait, SERIOUSLY!?

Washington: ... No dude it's a joke.

Von Steuben: oh. I just got a call from the British Navy, they want their clothes back.