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Mm, must be exhausting being the most savory man on this whole dang Earth.
Nothing special, just felt like drawing Von Steuben today. 😃👍
(im sorry y'all I still can't draw. ANYWAYs, since no one else will claim him, I will. This is my hubby. John-Laurens gets Laurens, I get Steuben. Fair, right? Hubby.)
I freaking love him.
So do, like, 3 Frenchmen, but still.
Just saw a source saying that Baron Von Steuben showed up all bedazzled as we know with his doggo and "secretary"...
"SECRETARY"?!
The QUOTATIONS!?
Oh damn you better tell me about this "SECRETARY" he had...wowwwwww
😭😭😭😭
Anygays, woohoo! Tags.
Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.
Major generals: hiii!!!
Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.
Aides: HENLOOOO
Washington: and those…uh…
*Chanting in the distance*
Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.
JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY
Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE
JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE
Navy Himbos: BA BA BA
Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.
IMPORTANT!!!!
TOMORROW, JUNE 3RD, IS THE BIRTHDAY OF PIERRE-ETIÉNNE/PETER-STEPHEN DU PONCEAU!!!!
DU PONCEAU WAS A FRENCH-AMERICAN LINGUIST AND LAWYER, AS WELL AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE AMERICAN PHILOSOPHICAL SOCIETY!!! HE WAS THE FIRST MAJOR WESTERN LINGUIST TO STUDY ASIAN AND INDIGENOUS LANGUAGES, AND EVEN COINED TWO MAJOR LINGUISTIC TERMS STILL USED TODAY!!! DU PONCEAU WAS ALSO HEAVILY SPECULATED TO HAVE BEEN BISEXUAL, AND TOMORROW IS BISEXUAL PRIDE DAY!!! EVERYONE TOLD HIM TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT HE DIDNT, BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WASNT WORTH REMEMBERING!!! LETS SHOW HIM THAT HE WAS!!!!
Reblog this to show pretty boy that he was so worth remembering.
What if and hear me out Charles Lee was just autistic and didn't like change which is why he was so mad after Von Steuben renovated Valley Forge but Von Steuben had OCD and didn't want this place to be filthy and disorganised and so they were both neurodivergent but in the opposing ways and that's my ted talk on why they REALLY didn't work out together okay thank you
So I was just doing some calculations, right?
But, uhm..
Okay bbg I'm sorry I love you but.... Uhm...
Uhm... Okay no my head actually physically hurts🩵