Maul Being An Annoying Little Sh*t

Maul being an annoying little sh*t

I was tagged by @femmefighter!

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: Nope. Although, my name is quite funny because it’s the antonym of what I do for a living.  

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: Last Friday. I don’t cry often, but I had a rough week, and I felt a lot better afterward, so that’s nice!  

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?: Yes, I have a little goblin of my own! He’s one and a half, and a handful.

WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?: As a child, I played baseball. Against my will. Because my dad coached it. I also did karate for a few years, then belly dance as a teenager. As an adult, it’s been mostly Yoga and Pilates. I was a fitness instructor with Fitspirit before I had my son, but now I just hit the gym whenever I can, about three times a week.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?: No.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?: I don’t know. Depends on the people, I guess. The first thing I WANT to access is whether they are queer, neurodivergent and nerd enough for me to stop masking around them.

WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOUR?: Light green!

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?: The thing about movies is that I tend to identify patterns and end up spoiling them for myself. Because of that, I have yet to come across a scary movie that truly frightens me. So... Happy endings? However, I do indulge in some good horror books.

ANY TALENTS?: Hyperfixating. I once decided I wanted to get a few plants. The next thing I knew, I had 200. Last summer, I decided I wanted to learn how to crochet. A few days later, I was pattern testing for professional crochet artists. Apparently, I’m also a decent writer.   

WHERE WERE YOU BORN?: Canada.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?: I write quite a bit, but have a myriad of other interests, including cooking, drawing, sewing, flirting with pretty ladies, crocheting, hitting the gym, and anything else that captures my autistic bird brain's attention.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: Yes! I have two cats: Chat Baudelaire and Edgar Allan Paw. 😸

HOW TALL ARE YOU?: Smoll, 5'3.

FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?: Well, I teach French literature so I would have to go with that! As a student, I loved art class and ethics as well.  

DREAM JOB?: I really enjoy my teaching job, although I would love to make a living from my writing if I could.

As for tagging people 😬 I'm pretty new to Tumblr and I haven't made many friends here yet. Let's go @lamaenthel ?

Gorgeous man

I'm three chapters in and I can already tell that it's gonna be the death of me as well

This book is going to be the death of me

One day i will create some serious art. But that day isn't today.

the individual art under the cut!

Ouhh, I like this!

I’m talking to myself as I walk in circles. Only I know who I am.  Always been loud in a quiet way. I’ve always been a hunter. I still look at you with eyes that want you. I've been holding my breath. If you are the dealer, I'm out of the game. Right from the start…I wish that it was always said and done before. Give me your heart and I'll show you how to feel.                                                     

Note – I rearranged the order and translated a line to have it all in English.  

Tenir Debout – Fred Pellerin (Original line : Ma tête soliloque sous la semelle de mes bottes), Yosemite – Iniko, Confetti – Charlotte Cardin, Become The Beast – Karliene, Power – Isak Danielson, July – Noah Cyrus, You Want It Darker – Leonard Cohen, Just Give Me a Reason – P!nk ft. Nate Ruess, Pinocchio – Iniko, The Curse of the Fold – Shawn James Dedicated to Maul/Ahsoka Tano   Npt: @femmefighter

Song Poem Challenge! Put your entire song collection on shuffle, then write down the first line from each of the first ten songs that pop up to create a poem. You must then dedicate the poem to the blorbo or OTP that it most reminds you of! Then tag or send asks to three others people that you think might enjoy the challenge!

I know the truth behind you, there is nothing, do you see me when you close your eyes? I look at the stripes; far from here. Somewhere you can't find me. Whenever stories are prescribed, when the colors lose their meaning, leave the sleep and let the springtime talk. Now the game is over, pull these scars off my eyes. We are forever as one in what remains.

Dedicated to Jango Fett/Kaisa Skirata (Kango)

Songs:

Soulcrusher - Xandria

Daydream - Floor Jansen

The Monarch - Delain

I Am Gone - Allen/Olzon

Guilty Demeanor - Epica

Closer To the Sky - Outlanders

Élan - Nightwish

Fairy Tale - Saint Asonia

Daddy's Falling Angel - In This Moment

Mercy Mirror - Within Temptation

Tags (THERE IS SO MUCH PRESSURE ☠️🤣)

@lamaenthel @bibannana @deewithani @mysoulisasunflower