Would You Love Me If I Was A Worm?

Would you love me if i was a worm?

Gojo and kuroo

Fem!reader/y/n

GOJO

Is the one saying it

KUROO

Hes lying i dont think he'll want a worm inside his house

Jk

Definitely flabbergasted when u asked that question.

ROMANCE TROPES ✧ ( hsr, gi, wuwa ) - part 3

ENEMIES TO LOVERS scar ( wuwa ), jiyan ( wuwa ) , blade ( hsr ), caelus/stelle ( hsr ) , dottore ( gi ) , wanderer ( gi )

FORBIDDEN LOVE dan heng ( hsr ) , scar ( wuwa )

ACADEMIC RIVALS alhaitham ( gi ), dr ratio (hsr)

GRUMP AND SUNSHINE

grumpies : jiyan , calcharo, alhaitham , dottore , pierro , diluc, blade, imbibitor lunae, dr ratio

im lazy to do more bruh

Id be crying

when y/n says or does something that you would absolutely never do and you jump out your skin at the secondhand embarrassment.

WORRIED ✧ ( gojo satoru )

includes : mentions if cheating, angst?, fluff?!??!, idunno.

wc : ??

satoru put down his phone and grabbed the plastic bag before going outside.

just as he was about to start the car he heard his phone ring,

'wife!!'

satoru grinned and answered the call.

"satoru.. seriously? leaving me without a message? i bet you're cheating on me right now.—..what position she got you in?"

he paused "wait what? I'm not cheating on you, i swore i sent a message-.." he heard a sob on the other side. 'she's crying?! oh god!' gojo panicked.

he looked at the messages and paused.

the messages weren't sent.

"my phone is ..i bought us breakfast! i even have proof! wait there m' coming home." he said.

"mm, you always send me messages when you leave.. :("

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gojo immediately rushed to the bedroom and saw you curled up on the blanket.

"-toru? sorry for uh- accusing, jus' got worried."

"oh my love!" he quickly jumped on you making you yelp.

"m' sorry, i should've gotten better wifi." he mumbles while you just chuckled.

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this sucks but wtv🤯🔥

inspo:

creds is on the pics/art.

Id wear it like lip gloss.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

Real

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

credits to: @kimiimaus