If You Told A Peasant That People Would Be Investing In Dogecoin In A Thousand Years They Would Severly

If you told a peasant that people would be investing in dogecoin in a thousand years they would severly overestimate the longevity of the Republic of Venice.

The first time I ate Popeye's chicken was in complete and total darkness. Just a fact about me.

WHY do people telling me there are too many Things on my shelves? That's where the Things go. What other use for a shelf IS there? I aint a darnged IKEA.

The wacky ol' Caeser Romero Joker from Adam West's 1960's tv Batman who doesn't even bother to shave his mustache: I'll have it! By all the saints of wicked mirth, I'll have it! The last laugh will still be mine!

Joaquin Phoenix in Joker, subversive masterpiece and the top psychological thriller to beat for 2020: How about another joke Mur-RAY???

It is a delight to Amble. A restrained Frolic. Just to Perambulate about and do a little wiggle that annoys the everliving hell out of your sister.

I was a very anxious little kid, and though my grandparents were very generous, I often didn't spend a penny of what I got. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, all the toys, games, and experiences I missed out on when I might have enjoyed them most. But then, that's the very stash that kept me fed in college. Thank you little gremlin child, I'm buying a nice lunch for us today, and I won't regret a thing.