The First Time I Ate Popeye's Chicken Was In Complete And Total Darkness. Just A Fact About Me.

The first time I ate Popeye's chicken was in complete and total darkness. Just a fact about me.

I used a face mask brush for the first time and was like "Oh! I'm going to have so much control now! Gonna have some great results!" And then I nigh-immediately rammed a fat gob of chemicals straight into my eye with it and that's a good metaphor for the industrial revolution I think.

What Stage of your youtube career are you in?

1: Let’s Play

2: Game Reviews

3: Movie reviews

4: Youtube Commentary

5: Ironic lifehacks

6: Half-hour cat toy reviews

7: Rating Sex Ed VHS tapes from the 80’s

WHY do people telling me there are too many Things on my shelves? That's where the Things go. What other use for a shelf IS there? I aint a darnged IKEA.

Dysthymia man, it wierds up your whole life even when its getting better. I was just feeling super off after an argument with someone, and suddenly something clicked.

"Oh! My ego is bruised! I have an EGO now! Wow!"

Progress, people, progress.

I was a very anxious little kid, and though my grandparents were very generous, I often didn't spend a penny of what I got. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, all the toys, games, and experiences I missed out on when I might have enjoyed them most. But then, that's the very stash that kept me fed in college. Thank you little gremlin child, I'm buying a nice lunch for us today, and I won't regret a thing.