I Would Like To Beleive That My Dreams Are Prophetic And Allat But I Just Had A Dream In Which I Ate

I would like to beleive that my dreams are prophetic and allat but I just had a dream in which I ate a silicone contact lens case in one bite without chewing and felt it slide all the way down my esophagus so unless I lose my absolute mind in the next few days I hereby declare that I do NOT have the gift of prophesy.

I was a very anxious little kid, and though my grandparents were very generous, I often didn't spend a penny of what I got. Sometimes I feel guilty about that, all the toys, games, and experiences I missed out on when I might have enjoyed them most. But then, that's the very stash that kept me fed in college. Thank you little gremlin child, I'm buying a nice lunch for us today, and I won't regret a thing.

Having a muse sucks. How do you tell someone that they are pretty much the love of your life but like, platonically? Now I know why so many renaissance poets got so heavy into ye olde vagueposting.

"Hey I know we don't talk that much and I don't mean to be intimidating or anything but I thought you should know that but yours is a beauty which burns in my heart undimmed by the wear of years."

"You are the sole pattern of my passions, but like, in a chill way."

"Your very presence in this world redeems all my fallen hopes for joy, not that I like you or anything."

"Like hey, no romo but u are the song my soul would sing.

...U make my heart go ringy ding ding."

The wacky ol' Caeser Romero Joker from Adam West's 1960's tv Batman who doesn't even bother to shave his mustache: I'll have it! By all the saints of wicked mirth, I'll have it! The last laugh will still be mine!

Joaquin Phoenix in Joker, subversive masterpiece and the top psychological thriller to beat for 2020: How about another joke Mur-RAY???

The first time I ate Popeye's chicken was in complete and total darkness. Just a fact about me.

We are the gaslights of the girlbosses you couldn’t gatekeep.