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in other words, treat me like shit and ill treat u like shit right back

psa i am not a nice person and i will chew on you like a dogtoy

why do you need money

My biggest problem could be solved with $220 and 4-7 business days

You don't understand how much I want them to hate Me. That one bitch who just riles Me up so fucking much, I just hate them so desperately and want them to return the Feelings. I think about spending so much Time with them, and the little Moments we had, like when they held my Hand to help me skate, or When we had a Shouting Match at a sleepover right before we sat right next to eachother. The Intoxicating Aggravation has pooled around me. They say it's fun to piss Me off, and by the Gods do I love that Fact

HOLY FUCK, I JUST HAD THE REALIZATION THAT I WANT TO HAVE THE CUTEST KISMESISSITUDE WITH THEM, LIKE A PUPPY AND A KITTEN FIGHTING!!!! I AM GOING,,,,.... RABID FOR THIS!!!!

You don't understand how much I want them to hate Me. That one bitch who just riles Me up so fucking much, I just hate them so desperately and want them to return the Feelings. I think about spending so much Time with them, and the little Moments we had, like when they held my Hand to help me skate, or When we had a Shouting Match at a sleepover right before we sat right next to eachother. The Intoxicating Aggravation has pooled around me. They say it's fun to piss Me off, and by the Gods do I love that Fact

i pray that if my love cannot save you, it at the very least will not hurt you.

especially because their IRL partners can watch them get upset and get pissed off, too, more so when they think the first softblock was an accident

((If you’re going to softblock/block someone it may be a good idea to know if they’re following you on multiple blogs.))

What Stage of your youtube career are you in?

1: Let’s Play

2: Game Reviews

3: Movie reviews

4: Youtube Commentary

5: Ironic lifehacks

6: Half-hour cat toy reviews

7: Rating Sex Ed VHS tapes from the 80’s

It’s all very well saying somethings a “timeless classic” when it’s less than five years old. Something that’s twenty years old and still holds up well is likely more deserving of the term.

it will never stop upsetting me how illumination cynically made a character designed to be as generically attractive as possible to attract a wide audience and you all fell for it. no i will not clarify

The Guardian

Can I ask some lore about your project? 😗

I was really interested in what it is and what it is eaten with

*goes feral*

Ah yes, of course I can share some details with you about our lovely little project.

First off, (not necessarily lore,) it is heavily in development, and we have a discord server with like 6 amazing people (mostly artists) helping me make the show a reality.

In said show we are planning to discuss various harsh topics and discuss many ongoing issues within life and the child upbringing, adding many colorful and musical themes to go along with such dark themes. Do not mistake this for a depressing show, for it all has a light and beautiful purpose. This is being created to comfort and help children, though an older audience will be expected and cared for; as long as it’s not at the expense of the children, of course. Perhaps a more appropriate version of DHMiS, if you are chronically online.

I have been approached by several people that insist I make it much more like Welcome Home or DHMIS, of which is still being considered.

Mr. Smith is a heavy bit of the lore, both being one of the mains and one of my first characters written. (He did indeed have a love interest being written, but he was scrapped; much to Mr. Smiths dismay.) not all of our characters have been posted about or announced, so keep an eye out for them!

The lore is awfully vague and hidden, due to the fact that I want it to come out with a bang and be a fresh new beginning; the likes of which people haven’t seen. I apologize deeply for my vagueness.

It is eaten with breadcrumbs and a 52 year old polish cheese, but only if it has been blessed by a goat. (but it is not goat cheese.)

I hope you stick around, we have much more coming your way!!!

—Van Vana

life tip

Dove Cameron’s song “boyfriend” is a song about a particular variety of lesbian lust, as opposed to a guide on helping family members cope with loss.

I'm high? Yes, I'm high!! fucking high. <33

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