Feels Like I'm Getting Better And Getting Worse At The Same Time. People Look At Me And Are Like, The

Feels like I'm getting better and getting worse at the same time. People look at me and are like, the roller coaster is only moving up and down 1-2 inches at a time. But please understand that I am only 1 millimeters tall and this is terrifying.

I dub thee Lesley Gribbleston and Roy Rateyes

One thing I love about the book and hate about the adaptations is that little Quincey was born an entire year after Dracula's death, SPECIFICALLY ruling out ANY possibility that he was Dracula's child because this book deserves an unreservedly happy ending dammit. AND YET so many adaptations just completely ignore this despite Bram's best efforts smh my head.

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IDK what my funeral will be like and honestly don't care, but I DO know that no matter what my loved ones are going to be packed elbow to elbow together eating delicious ham sandwiches and shitty dry cake two rooms away from my corpse, as the founding fathers intended.