Being The Mentally Unstable One In The Family Is Wild To Me Because Like, I Had An Improbably Unproblematic

Being the mentally unstable one in the family is wild to me because like, I had an improbably unproblematic childhood. Like, zero complaints. I got that all-natural, organic, cruelty-free free-range madness. I would make Freud puff his cheeks, throw up his hands and convince himself that I'm just a lying liar who lies. IDK either bro. It is what it is, my guy.

I am so scared right now. Why is the snot one his favorite? Why does he have (seemingly?) viagra beans? Aphrodiasiac beans? Something? Why any of this?

Love how they script the audience reactions. That, or they were planning on hiring at least 2 actors to be plants in every tour.

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Why do all your posts have like 4 notes or less? I see your comments everywhere and expected you to be a bigger blog but no

My imageposts do ok but I make so few of them that I haven't got much blog consistency I think. I still love being a chatterbox in the comments though! Thanks for the ask! Nice to be noticed in this big ol internet soup.

Having a great time at the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience.

Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your spicy beans that… attract the birds