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Mémoires d'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Dark of heart and large of ass, the bane of kings in centuries past.

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Dandelion Potion

Take thou the heads of five dandelions newly gone to the seed.

With gentle hand, separate the seed from the hoary white fluff

Add the fluff to one half-measure of purest hose water upon a chilléd morn.

Benefits:

Makes you choke instantly

That's it.

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My meme game so weak it fears it may not see the morrow, mother.

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For Sale: Doll shoes. Crappily made.

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Third priority: bite

Top priority of the day: become a dragon

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I'm. Allergic to my shirt. Too allergic to my shirt. So allergic it hurts.

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