I Love That The Two Documented Deadly Jokes, Confirmed To Have Killed Grown Men With The Force Of Their

I love that the two documented deadly jokes, confirmed to have killed grown men with the force of their own laughter, are total trash. Not even moderately funny. Guess you just had to be there.

I was working at the perfume counter once and my new coworker was like, 15. We were just chatting it up about the new fragrances between customers and she said that one of them was "very sexy" and i was like "oh?" because it was kinda light and fruity and not really what I think of as sexy, but she misunderstood my tone completely and thought I needed the concept of sexy explained to me. So she did. I got the talk from a high schooler in a crowded mall.

This is not my Morbius house. This is not my Morbius wife.

open the dorbius get on the floorbius everyone walk the dinosorbius

Put one flower crown on me and all of a sudden I forget how to act.

I neither POSSESS NUTS nor do I WISH TO why are 99 percent of my targeted ads NUT-BASED I SWEAR I ALMOST WANT TO GET ZUCCED AT THIS RATE END MY MISERY

Breakfast⛅️