Put One Flower Crown On Me And All Of A Sudden I Forget How To Act.

Put one flower crown on me and all of a sudden I forget how to act.

Vampire bats also share food by puking in each other’s mouths so uuuhhh....Morbi boy...

Idk what morbius is so I googled it and I found this wiki page and

Now I'm no bat expert but I'm pretty sure this means Morbius wakes up to find a whole colony of bats grooming him because that's what bats do.

Also a vampire bat thing, they evacuate their whole bladder while feeding to maintain fly weight, so I can only assume that when his little bat friends aren't licking him clean and potentially giving him rabies, Morbius is eating people and peeing down his own leg.

I can accept that there's a vampire but the second you put irl vampire bats in the mix I expect you to not slander them. Vampire bats already get a bad rap they don't need to be dragged down by Jared Leto

knights of the round table

I really appreciate that Bram Stoker knew right off the bat that he was not going to be able to write accurate cowboy slang. And so wrote himself a convenient Get Out of Jail Free card.

Oh I’m sorry is “regulate the fixin’s of your little shoes” not something Texans say? It’s fine, he’s just making shit up to amuse Lucy.