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Fucking mood.
Brad never followed up with his boyfriend Chris to clarify who the men were. As everyone else, he left the framed photo on the bedroom dresser to fester with the rest of the pics of sorted family members, needy exes, and unaccounted male friends apparently all named Bruno.
Who can say…
I was working at the perfume counter once and my new coworker was like, 15. We were just chatting it up about the new fragrances between customers and she said that one of them was "very sexy" and i was like "oh?" because it was kinda light and fruity and not really what I think of as sexy, but she misunderstood my tone completely and thought I needed the concept of sexy explained to me. So she did. I got the talk from a high schooler in a crowded mall.
walked into the kitchen and my roommate's fiancé entered the apartment literal seconds later and I don't think they realized I was there because there's a wall sort of thing separating the rooms which blocked the door from my vantage point so they probably couldn't see me either but now they're just like in the living room and I have no desire to go in there and sit at the table doing homework while they're having their couple's time or whatever get me out of here please
I went and sat on the bathroom floor for like half an hour in the hopes they would leave but they are watching a movie now please leave :'(''''''''''''''''''''
walked into the kitchen and my roommate's fiancé entered the apartment literal seconds later and I don't think they realized I was there because there's a wall sort of thing separating the rooms which blocked the door from my vantage point so they probably couldn't see me either but now they're just like in the living room and I have no desire to go in there and sit at the table doing homework while they're having their couple's time or whatever get me out of here please
wait. dear goodness oh my gosh I think they're watching the chosen
walked into the kitchen and my roommate's fiancé entered the apartment literal seconds later and I don't think they realized I was there because there's a wall sort of thing separating the rooms which blocked the door from my vantage point so they probably couldn't see me either but now they're just like in the living room and I have no desire to go in there and sit at the table doing homework while they're having their couple's time or whatever get me out of here please