Look-at-that-right-there - Mémoires D'un Sorcier Sous-Employé

Another little heartbreaking bit of overthinking in dracula is realizing that the villagers weren't just warning Jonathan for his own sake. Dracula has had the countryside under his thumb for centuries, and they are well aware that when he returns to the town, he won't be himself any more. They were probably anticipating some tragedy like the loss of the child since he arrived. No one came with the child’s mother, not even the father. The despair is so thick at this point in the book.

Silicon valley be like, you are all beings of the Past, the packaging is not D U M B enough

Put on your deodorant with a paintbrush, idiot. In the future corn roasts will be a subscription service that deliver tubes of corn paste to your cubicle via deisel hoverboard every half hour. Toilet paper has not changed for millenia. It needs to be a solid block.

Personal vibe

Going through it tonight, lads.

That Bartleby bitch was onto something. Like damn, I also would prefer not to.