* Takes A Break From Chewing The Walls And Banging Her Head On The Table While Listening To The Entirety

* takes a break from chewing the walls and banging her head on the table while listening to the entirety of the Hazbin hotel's soundtrack*

OOOHHH let me tell you one thing that pisses me off so much but that I'm also obsessed with because it shoves in your face how completely and utterly lost in their bullshit the angels are

OKAY SO ,you know that scene where charlie is pleading her case in the court ?

When the angels agree to keep watching what angel dust will do charlie is so relieved that she shouts "Fuck yeah!" and EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY GIVES HER THE STINK EYE.

Meanwhile do you know how many times Adam swears during that scene? I WON'T COUNT IT BUT IT'S PROBABLY A WHOLE FUCKING LOT

Does ANYONE even pause for a second when he does it? Do they have ANY reaction whatsoever? NO

They are so deeply convinced that the division between angels and demons is fair and right that they would never question an angel , not even when ANGELS go on MURDER SPREES FOR FUN

So obviously when Charlie swears it's wrong , it's a clear demonstration that she is one of THEM , one of those sinful creatures who belong in hell forever.

When Adam swears it's just Adam being Adam. Is he mean and obnoxious? Yes , but he's an angel. Is he a sadistic bitch ? Yes , but he's an angel. Is he a perverted asshole who swears like a sailor ? YES, BUT HE IS AN ANGEL. And that fact alone makes him powerful and worthy and good.

Okay I'm done now *goes back in her cave to rewatch all the episodes *

I don't think there's an experience as mortifying as seeing how your sibling behaves , thinking that they are embrarassing af and then realizing they are acting just like you

Omg hahahaha you're right I did mispronounce that word! Thank you for pointing it out hahahahaha oh and now we're all repeating it like I said it hahahahahahha you guys are so right that sounds so weird hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahha ( *takes out a dagger and stabs herself repeatedly in the gut* )

Me everyday after uni, spending forty agonizing minutes on a bus so full of people that no one hangs on to anything because we are all VERY aware of the lack of space required to fall in case of any harsh turns, watching the windows fog up while a girl rests her arm on my shoulder and another breathes directly in my face:

I'm living Andrew Minyard and Kaz Brekker's worst nightmare :)

Sooooo, since Sir Pentious didn't actually lose by going to heaven , can we confidently say that Alastor was the only one to lose the battle because he was not , as Carmilla suggested, out for love?

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