I'm Fine And Totally Normal (

I'm fine and totally normal 😊 ( <- is so obsessed with hazbin hotel that anything she makes is heaven and hell coded)

proof :

Anyone ever just stop and think about how numbers are steady, consistent and predictable for Neil and how Andrew uses percentages to show Neil that he's having a feeling, so Neil can rely on the numbers to always tell the truth.

keeping you honest

you ask me to stand down, remember my promise you “don't need protection”, i'm keeping you honest I did what I had to do I knew what I was getting into

Here take your knives back, remember your armor I don’t care for secrets or lies on my honor I guess I’m at the end of my ruse Well I’d do it all again just for you

throw down your cigarette i'll keep it burning i'm not a pipedream no matter your wording I'm standing right in front of you I swear i'm fine it's only a bruise

You toss my keys over, you think that you’re winning But i’m not defeated i don’t think you’re empty I’m not backing down from you I swear I’m fine it’s just a tattoo

You can hate me all you want you can tell me to leave you alone you can ask me if i understand if it means losing you then no

How could I live with myself if i didn't try? How could i face you without putting my neck on the line? You say “your crumbling psyche is your problem not mine” But who's watching your back if you're watching ours all the time?

You can hate me all you want you can tell me to leave you alone you can ask me if i understand if it means losing you then no

you ask me to stand down, remember my promise you “don't need protection”, i'm keeping you honest I did what I had to do I’d do it all again just for you

i love going through old posts and being like. wow. i was really miserable. nothings changed from then but still

YOU KNOW WHAT HAS GOT ME KICKING MY LITTLE LEGS AND SCREAMING MY HEART OUT THESE DAYS?

How not only the antagonists in Hazbin Hotel don't win but they ACTIVELY help the cause they are trying to destroy

You know Adam? That idiot was such a little bitch "yeah I can't wait to exterminate you guys so I'll come to hell sooner than expected:))))"

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT CAUSED?

the threat of the extermination made charlie so desperate that she called her father which fixed their relationship, giving her a very powerful new ally, and also allowed her to have her meeting with heaven thanks to which the angels started doubting themselves only to be COMPLETELY proved wrong thanks to Sir Pentious. Who died saving his friends. Saving them from the troops that ADAM sent.

By being his cocky bitchy self Adam started a series of events that made heaven look like fools, proved our girl charlie right and led to HIS OWN DEATH

I'M GOING FERAL

ALSO I'm not forgetting our dear Vox, who sent sir Pentious to the hotel to spy on alastor and generally just to create drama AND INSTEAD provided Charlie & Co with a friend , a protector , someone who died for them AND PROVED THAT THE CAUSE THEY WERE FIGHTING FOR WAS GOOD AND WORTH IT!!!

At the end of the day it's me and the chocolate chip cookies stashed in my christmassy lunchbox against the world