Shoutout To The "foolproof" Bread Recipe I Fucked Up Entirely For Inspiring This

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

"Aaron isn't even my type" [confused faces all around] Neil is demisexual, whats not to get??? Neil didn't fall cus he thought Andrew was hot!!! In FACT Neil only began to think Andrew was hot AFTER HE FALLS FOR HIM!!! Neil's 'type' has nothing to do with looks and everything to do with vibes and character!!

Aaron isn't Neil's type cus his fuckin vibes are off!!!

Okay so we need to talk about helluva boss actually. More specifically I'm going insane over one or two certain characters.

I have been staring at the ceiling for awhile trying to make sense of blitzø. He is a badass , a mastermind and a skilled killer . He is a fucking loser , he loves his friends so much his apartment is filled with pictures of them. He adopted a bloodhound because she seemed as alone and hopeless as he was. He would do anything for her. He was so alone he started to adopt everyone in sight and make them part of his team. He's a selfish bitch. But is he really? He thinks he can't be loved. He yearns so much for a connection that he lives vicariously through his friends' love life. He doesn't care about anyone except he remembered about stolas after years. He could have left him tied on that bed and taken the book but he stopped and stayed because stolas called him his first friend. He hates stolas and doesn't care about their relationship. "he can get hurt?". He has a picture of stolas asleep. He refers to his co-workers as his family. He's terrified to die alone. I'm actually not okay you guys he's so complex but also just a wet little meow meow I'm in shambles actually

Then there's stolas and I like him so much it's embarrassing to be honest. He's a royal. He never acts entitled and accepts no as an answer. He saw some clown when he was a child and fell in love with him. He saw him again years after and his first response was " yes , this man clearly wants to fuck me ". And then got shy when blitz played along. He's such a loser. His whole flirty filthy persona exists only because he thinks that's what blitzø is into. He suffered years in a toxic relationship just for his beloved daughter. He's the biggest nerd and adores books. He is a badass and extremely powerful. He crammed his big owl ass in blitz's van instead of using a portal because he wanted to spend more time with him. He loves him, he loves him not.

Yeah I'm done for now but I haven't seen full moon yet so expect even more rambling in the immediate future

ALRIGHT BESTIES I AM PART OF THE MADNESS NOW

It's 1 am, I just finished binge-watching the entirety of Helluva boss ( except full moon, I ain't in the right headspace for that kind of angst ) AND OH BOY AM I FEELING FEELINGS

I literally just finished ep 7 of season 2 and OH MY GOD fizz and Ozzie are just so fucking cute and wholesome like the love the devotion the way they hold each other that part in the song where Ozzie says he makes his heart do froggy little jumps and fizz fucking ribbits and THEY GIGGLE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME and then in the episode before that where post being kidnapped fizz apologizes for the mess and ozzie reassures him while fixing him up and fizz's "I guess I'm not used to this " OH GOD INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS. He's had such a shitty life , he had always been insecure and then he fucking blew up and got a toxic manipulative boss that basically made him believe he had to work extra hard if he wanted to be enogh and now here's ozzie, always telling him that he doesn't need to be perfect, that he's good , that he's not a burden and FIZZ IS BROKEN AND CROOKED AND MESSY AND YET OZZIE ALWAYS PROTECTS HIM WITH ALL HE'S GOT AND PHYSICALLY PUTS HIMSELF BETWEEN HIM AND ANY KIND OF DANGER AS IF FIZZ WERE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING IN HELL. BECAUSE HE IS TO OZZIE. Can you imagine what that must be like for fizz? NO WONDER HE'S DISGUSTINGLY SOFT WITH OZZIE ALL THE TIME SKKDKSKNSKZKSKSKS AAAHHHH LUIGI FIRENZE BUCATINIIIII

I just made myself cry I'm not okay expect more posts on helluva boss in the future but right now I need to calm down and go the fuck to sleep

Something about Fizz’s body being absolutely destroyed by fire, his limbs damaged beyond repair; and yet here he is holding a giant flaming monster like he’s the most precious thing in the world.

Went to AO3 'cause I need more helluva boss in my life and the sheer amount of post full moon fix-it fics I'm finding is unbelievable.

Shoutout to all these writers, you are doing the lord's work