No Dna Test Required Like Uncle Like Nephew

No dna test required like uncle like nephew 💀💀

"Aaron isn't even my type" [confused faces all around] Neil is demisexual, whats not to get??? Neil didn't fall cus he thought Andrew was hot!!! In FACT Neil only began to think Andrew was hot AFTER HE FALLS FOR HIM!!! Neil's 'type' has nothing to do with looks and everything to do with vibes and character!!

Aaron isn't Neil's type cus his fuckin vibes are off!!!

Got one hundred thousand problems but a ten hour special on fizzmodeus going about their lives being domestic and in love complete with extremely detailed flashbacks to when they met , how they fell for each other and how they got together would solve all of them

Okay so we need to talk about helluva boss actually. More specifically I'm going insane over one or two certain characters.

I have been staring at the ceiling for awhile trying to make sense of blitzø. He is a badass , a mastermind and a skilled killer . He is a fucking loser , he loves his friends so much his apartment is filled with pictures of them. He adopted a bloodhound because she seemed as alone and hopeless as he was. He would do anything for her. He was so alone he started to adopt everyone in sight and make them part of his team. He's a selfish bitch. But is he really? He thinks he can't be loved. He yearns so much for a connection that he lives vicariously through his friends' love life. He doesn't care about anyone except he remembered about stolas after years. He could have left him tied on that bed and taken the book but he stopped and stayed because stolas called him his first friend. He hates stolas and doesn't care about their relationship. "he can get hurt?". He has a picture of stolas asleep. He refers to his co-workers as his family. He's terrified to die alone. I'm actually not okay you guys he's so complex but also just a wet little meow meow I'm in shambles actually

Then there's stolas and I like him so much it's embarrassing to be honest. He's a royal. He never acts entitled and accepts no as an answer. He saw some clown when he was a child and fell in love with him. He saw him again years after and his first response was " yes , this man clearly wants to fuck me ". And then got shy when blitz played along. He's such a loser. His whole flirty filthy persona exists only because he thinks that's what blitzø is into. He suffered years in a toxic relationship just for his beloved daughter. He's the biggest nerd and adores books. He is a badass and extremely powerful. He crammed his big owl ass in blitz's van instead of using a portal because he wanted to spend more time with him. He loves him, he loves him not.

Yeah I'm done for now but I haven't seen full moon yet so expect even more rambling in the immediate future

The fact that my sanity depends and is hanging by a thread on a mentally ill traumatized teens who play made up sport + Yakuza and I never tell anyone about it 😭✨I regret none of it. My soul is orange now. Thanks nora.

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts