Hi Darling Whenever You Can Ive Been Thinking About Your General Dating____ Headcannons Could I Get One

hi darling whenever you can I’ve been thinking about your general dating____ headcannons could I get one of those but with Kenma? <3

ITS TIME FOR MY KENMA KIN TO SHINE LETS GOOOO

GOTCHU BRO EAT YOUR FOOD

gn! reader enjoy! CW: i say HELLA once

general dating kenma kozume headcanons

kenma is someone that falls in love very gradually over time.

you became friends bc you were introduced to kenma by either kuroo or hinata.

he’ll probably know about his feelings when he catches them, but is super denial about it to others, like kuroo.

kuroo obviously thinks that’s bs and tries to be the best wingman even tho you guys got together without his help 💀

ENOUGH BACKSTORY ON TO RELATIONSHIPS

you have to make sure he’s taking care of himself. staying hydrated, taking breaks, eating meals, etc.

he likes when you sit in his lap while he plays games.

perceptive towards your actions and feelings and gives HELLA GOOD advice.

doesn’t show pda. HE DOES LOVE YOU but he gets uncomfortable about it and is awkward. he’ll hold your hand once in a while tho.

he was also very awkward at first when it comes to affection and expressing his feelings to you.

in private you can be as clingy as you want LMAOOO he likes cuddling/touching you.

while cuddling he likes laying his head on your chest (vice versa) or putting his head in your lap. he’s still playing games tho.

on the occasion he isn’t playing games when cuddling, he’ll wrap his arms around your waist.

he also likes putting his head on your shoulder.

you guys don’t go out much for dates. they’re mostly stay at homes, and you guys will just play video games.

ie: the date being an animal crossing island date or playing minecraft in your shared world. (that’s such a common hc but pls i see it)

on animal crossing dates you'd go to the museum and take pics at the beach

BUT if you also like to play video games, you guys will play competitive games like smash and trolling people on COD.

he loves when you wear his hoodies and shirts but won’t openly say it. he just blushes.

HE TELLS LEV NOT TO PESTER YOU IF YOU VISIT HIM AT PRACTICE AHAHHAHAHAHAH

kuroo teases you two to no extent esp when he first finds out

YOU AND KUROO ARE INSTANT BESTIES OFC

he can’t really cook or bake, but he’ll make apple pie with you as a bonding activity

HELPING 👏🏼 HIM 👏🏼 DYE 👏🏼HIS👏🏼HAIR👏🏼

YOU MAKE HIM SMILE SO EASILY

likes when you talk about your day to him

he does little things to show he cares :) he also likes to give you gifts both in before and after the timeskip.

i hope this suffices. it’s pretty vague and short so i might make a pt2 in the future.

stan ken ken tho 🤚🏼🤚🏼

nekoma masterlist

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WHY AM I SINGLE THIS WAS SO CUTE SAVING TJIS FOR LATER GOD HELP ME

♡ — Love Letters; The First Letter

summary - you somehow convince your boyfriend kuroo to start writing love letters with you as a fun activity. he thinks it’s lame at first but slowly starts to get into it. over time it eventually becomes your little thing, a tool to use for cheering the other up.

word count - 344

warnings - none

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a/n - reblog’s are very swag bestie

Dearest [Name],

I still think this is a lame idea but since you wanted to do it oh so badly I’ll play along. I’m pretty sure you just wanted to send them but didn’t want to do it alone. It’s fine though, I’ll go along with whatever you ask because I love you, but you already know that.

On a completely unrelated note how was your day? Did you eat? Drink water? I hope you’ve been taking care of yourself. I know it’s only been a few days since we last saw each other in person but it’s felt like way more. I don’t like the time we spend apart. I don’t like going anywhere if my favorite person isn’t there as well.

Love letters are usually overly dramatic right?

But in all seriousness I do miss you. Maybe I’m just being clingy but I guess that’s just the effect you have on me. You make me happy whenever you’re around. I feel loved and I hope I make you feel that way as well.

I can’t help but remember when I first realized that I had fallen in love with you. It was a regular day, actually there wasn’t anything special about it. I was tutoring you for our upcoming exam. You were concentrating really hard and the face you made was hilarious. I’d say sorry for laughing but then I’d be lying. If I recall correctly you pouted saying nothing was funny and I needed to work on my teaching skills (it’s always funny when you get annoyed) and in that moment all that I could think about was how much I was in love with you and I have been ever since.

So come back and reread this letter whenever you’re upset or need reassurance or just a reminder that I love you.

In conclusion, are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us. I hoped you laughed. That was funny. If you didn’t that’s on you for having a bad sense of humor

-yours, kuroo tetsuro

SERIES ;

━━━ HOLDING HIS FACE

➢ part 1; akaashi, tsukishima, bokuto, suna, mattsun, oikawa

➢ part 2; kyotani, tanaka, kenma, tendou, kuroo

➢ part 3; yamaguchi, hinata, osamu, atsumu, iwaizumi, konoha

━━━ CRAWLING INTO HIS LAP

➢ part 1; bokuto, oikawa, akaashi, kenma, iwaizumi, mattsun

➢ part 2; atsumu, suna, tsukishima, kyotani, tanaka, tendou

━━━ HIS TEAMMATE HAS A CRUSH ON HIS S/O

➢ part 1; oikawa, atsumu, akaashi, tsukishima, tanaka, kenma

➢ part 2; suna, iwaizumi, bokuto, tendou

━━━ ACCIDENTAL CONFESSIONS

➢ part 1; akaashi, oikawa, kenma, kageyama, bokuto, kuroo

➢ part 2; hinata, kunimi, tendou, iwaizumi, atsumu, osamu

➢ part 3; goshiki, suna, tsukishima, yamaguchi, lev, tanaka

━━━ ONLY ONE BED

➢ part 1; bokuto, kenma, hinata

➢ part 2; iwaizumi, akaashi, tanaka

THIS SHITS SO CUTE PLEASEEE

can i request a single father! kyotani and his daughter is very hyper. and one day they're at a cafe or something and the reader is the barista and the daughter points and is like "she's pretty!" before looking at kyo and going "can she be mama?"

I-. Please. This is so cute. Thank you Anon.

Dragonfruit Refresher

It was hot, a heatwave maybe because god damn was it hot outside. And all Kiko wanted to do was drag her father around outside and run around the park all day. She was 5 and looks just like Kyotani; long blond hair and pointy chin just like him. She loved to wear her fathers jersey number with her sparkley pants she bedazzeled herself.

But she was very hyper , always running around and begging her father to play tag or hide and seek with her. Of course he always did , nothing made him happier than seeing his daughter laugh and smile. Sometimes during hide and seek he would sneak up behind her throwing her over his shoulder and running around like that till she almost threw up on him. That didint stop him from doing it again though, she always laughed the hardest when he grabbed her.

Kikos mother was not around much if ever, Kyotani could just not make it work , she did not want to tour with him and the Sendai Frogs after Kiko was born, the long sdstance was a strain on both of them till she could just not take it anymore, she divorced him and left, leaving Kiko with her father.

Kiko knew her mother was never coming back,Kyo explained it to her one day when she asked Tsukki if her mother would be at the game . It took awhile for Kiko to understand but she accepted it. Kyo knew it hurt her .. he promised himself he would be a good father for his daughter, even if it meant he had to do it alone.

*

“Papaaa!!!”

Kyo shook his head wiping the sweat from his brow looking down to see his daughter giving him the puffy angry face . “Yes Kiko?” He asked.

“You spaced out again!!” She tugged his arm till he got up all hunched over. “Papa can we go get a cold drink?!?”

Ahh so he was day dreaming again huh? He was doing that a lot lately. The Sendai Frogs had Nationals soon so he was a little distracted . Big games always took all of his energy. By the time he got to his hotel room he was out cold -when allowed- if Kiko was still awake then well, so was he.

“What is it my little ball of energy?” He asked her , fixing her pony tail for her.

“Drink! Cold! “ she grabbed his wrists and Kyo stood up straight with her hanging onto his wrists in the air. Her laugh warmed his heart.

“Okay okay, ya walkin or what?” He asked while swinging his hands around.

“Up up!!”

Kyo rolled his eyes and sat Kiko on his shoulders . “Remember your job up there?” He asked her while he walked to the nearest drink place.

“If i see a dog we gotta stop and give it emergency pets!!!”

He laughed spotting a coffee place. “Thats right.” He pushed the door open going in and setting Kiko down. “Okay pick runt.” He teased while tugging her pony tail.

Kiko gave him the look again and he just rubbed her cheek. “Face will freeze that way ya know. Why do u think Big Bro Iwaizumi looks the way he does.”

“Nuh uh!!! Big Bro Iwa is cute!” Kiko ran to the cashier leaving Kyo to rub between his eyes. “I need ugly friends..”

*

“Oh hello cutie!!” You leaned over the register to see the happy girl waving at you to get your attention. “Arent you adorable in that jersey and sparkly pants!”

“ thank you!!! I did the pants myself!”

“Oh my goodness thats very cool !”

“And this is my Papas number!!” She pointed to it.

You tilted your head looking up to see Kyotani Kentarou walking towards you. You blinked twice and stood up clearing your throat. “W-what can i get you two?”

Kyo picked Kiko up and looked above you at the menu. “Mmm.. ice coffee 6 cream no sugar. Kiko?”

“The pink one with black spots!!!” 

“Ah the Dragonfruit Refresher. She will have a small.”

“S-sure! Coming right up Mr Kentarou!” You rang up the order and Kyo went to go sit at a table with Kiko on his thigh.

“Papa she knew your name!”

“Probably likes the team.” He ruffled his daughters hair.

Kiko fussed with her fathers hand”she liked my pants!!!!”

“Oh yeah?” He wrapped his arms around her hugging his daughter tight. “Kiko we gotta talk about Nationals.”

Kyo felt his daughters body slump in his grip, she was always a happy girl , always full of energy, running around. But she was still a kid.. and sitting in the same spot for hours watching a volleyball game can get very boring very fast.

“Big Bro Iwa said he would sit with you .”

“Boring.. wanna have fun.”

Kyo laid his forehead on his daughters head sighing. Iwaizumi did not mind watching Kiko, he loved it, he spoiled her to bits, but Kyo never let him take her somewhere during a game if he or Iwa did not know the area.

“Papaaa..”

“Kiko please...”

*

Meanwhile you were making the drinks and kept looking at the pro volleyball player , he was much taller than he looked and looked lime a good dad, judging from the circles under his eyes though he looked pretty tired and worn out. He looked like he needed a long nap. You were on your way over to them when you nearly dropped the drinks.

“Can she be my mama? Shes pretty!!” Kiko asked , pointing to you

Kyos eyes looked like they were gonna fall out, he knew one day.. one day his daughter would ask him that..that one question he had hoped he would never hear..

Kiko looked at you pouting and Kyo was staring at his dayghter. He had no idea what to do or say in this situation ..

Hello! Can you do the "I think I know why my boobs are so small." prank on my beefy boys, Matssun, Atsumu, Bokuto and Ushijima👅 love your styles in writingggg😩💓

“I think I know why my boobs are so small” prank

feat. Matsukawa, Atsumu, Bokuto, Ushijima

♡ note: f!reader

♡ a/n: LMAOOOOOOO this prompt

MATSUKAWA

you knew your boyfriend was clever- so you had to ask him when he was off guard

so you waited until he was nearing the end of his nap to try out the prank

you curl up next to your boyfriend, cuddling into his side

“hey Issei” you whisper, causing him to stir and wake up

“hmm?” he asks

“I think I know why my boobs are so small” you tell him

“mmm and why is that” Matsukawa asks, but the moment you gasp at him, he processes what you said and sits up

“ISSEI YOU THINK MY BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL?!” you screech-although you can’t help but laugh upon seeing his unamused expression on his face

your boyfriend thumps your forehead before he wraps you up in his arms and pulls you back down onto the couch

“ah that was really clever of you babe. you really got me there” he chuckles, drifting back into his nap

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Issei, you just said you thought I had small boobs” you dramatically sigh, trying to squirm free from his hold

but instead he only pulls you closer into a tighter embrace

“never said that, and to be fair I wasn’t even paying attention to what you asked me” he rolls his eyes at you

despite what he says, he still presses a kiss to your forehead

“I think you’re absolutely perfect, alright? I wouldn’t change a single thing about you” he mumbles

you take pause at his words, unable to come up with any sort of witty comeback solely because you’re too flustered by his words

“oh? not so chatty anymore huh?” he teases, enjoying the way you’re absolutely speechless from his loving words

as much as he knows that this was just a little prank you set up

he’ll never shy away from making sure you know how absolutely beautiful you are

ATSUMU

you knew for a fact that Atsumu would be the type to fall for this one

and you also knew that the best set up for this prank would be in front of his friends

so one day, you and Atsumu has Osamu, Suna, Kita, and Aran over

everyone was just hanging around, and when the room got silent you knew it was time to strike

you nudge Atsumu to catch his attention

“baby baby I know why my boobs are so small!” you announce, catching the attention of the other four

“why?” he asks with absolutely no hesitation

the other four realize what went on before your boyfriend, and they were dying to see his reaction was

Atsumu blinked at you, waiting for your answer

“..you think they’re small?” you softly ask, and you watch as Atsumu’s eyes widen in a panic

“wait wait wait nO THAT’S NOT WHAT I- NO Y/N I DIDN’T MEAN THAT” Atsumu hollers, grabbing hold of your hands to pull you closer

he looks to his friends for help but the four avert their eyes, not wanting to be a part of whatever was going on (Suna was recording this of course)

Atsumu was panicking even more when he saw your dejected face, not realizing it was a prank

“..it’s okay ‘Tsumu, you’re not wrong..” you mumble and at this point, all sense of logic and reason fly out the window

“NO BABY PLEASE THEY’RE PERFECT. GUYS PLEASE TELL Y/N HER BOOBS ARE PERFECT...” he hollers

there was another silent pause

“WAIT NO DON’T SAY THAT” Atsumu screeches, and pulls you into his arms

he has you in a hug, jumbling his words around but you’re able to make out a string of apologies and compliments

the guilt eats away at you and you eventually confess to him that it was all a prank

and Atsumu makes the biggest deal out of it, claiming to have never been ‘so betrayed’ in his life

but in all honesty he’s just relieved he didn’t accidentally make you insecure

BOKUTO

“hey Kou?” you call out innocently, yet plastered across your face was a devilish little grin

“in the living room!” your boyfriend calls out, and you follow his voice where you see him watching his latest volleyball game- going over every play

perfect- he was distracted

you plopped onto the couch next to him, and his arms instinctively wrapped around your waist to pull you close

“hey babe, I think I know why my boobs are so small” you say, waiting for him to ask why

but he doesn’t

Bokuto grabs the remote to mute the television and he sits up to look at you, blinking in confusion

“your boobs aren’t ‘so small’, they’re perfect what the heck are you talking about Y/n?” he asks with a completely serious look on his face

because he does not like hearing you say anything about your body that could come off as negative in the slightest

“No Kou, what I meant was-” you try to explain yourself but it’s too late

your boyfriend is going off on a tangent about how much he loves you and how every part of you is absolutely beautiful to him

after that, he goes on to ask you whether or not he’s ever said or done anything that made you feel more insecure about yourself

by the end of his little motivating speech, you’re honestly too embarrassed to even admit the whole thing was a prank you saw on tiktok

but how could you even muster the courage when your boyfriend is cuddling you and showering you with so much praise and affection

so you leave the prank at that and enjoy the rest of the day snuggling up to your boyfriend

although you didn’t expect Akaashi to swing by the next day with some self-help books teaching you to love yourself more

“Bokuto-san asked me to bring these”

USHIJIMA

messing with Ushijima was always going to be unpredictable

because there was no telling how he’d react to the prank and how he’s react to learning it was all a prank

however, through Tendou’s encouragement, you decided to muser up the courage and try it out on him

the two of you were just cuddling in bed after waking up, the perfect time to strike

“Toshi~ guess what” you coo, and it was your soft voice that made him smile every morning

“yes Y/n?” he asks, his mind wandering off about the tasks that needed to be finished later today

“I learned why my boobs are so small” you say so matter of factly

“hm, why?” Ushijima asks, still thinking about today’s chores

but Ushijima thought your question was weird, and so when he thought back to what you said and how he answered, he sat up in bed

“oh. I don’t think they’re small at all” he says, and you bite back a laugh

he was always so earnest, and you knew what he was speaking was his own true opinion

still, it was fun to press on

“then why did you ask me why?” you sigh, turning your back away from your boyfriend

Ushijima frowned, not knowing what was going on

he lays back in bed, hugging you from behind to comfort you

“I was only curious as to what you had to say. that doesn’t mean I agree with what you said. I’m sorry if I've upset you but I think you’re beautiful the way you are” he responds, and it’s at this point you break

you turn back to face him, cupping his face and giving him a quick peck

“you’re so cute Toshi, but it was all just a prank you know! I’m not actually upset in the the slightest” you softly chuckle, trying to convince him that it was all for fun

Ushijima slowly blinks, nodding at what he heard

“was Tendou a part of this?” he asks, and when you nod at him, he nods back

the two of you drop the subject, changing the conversation to something else

and while you thought that this whole prank ordeal was over, let it be known that Tendou was still in big trouble with your boyfriend

rip Tendou