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Hey can you do some headcanons with timeskip kenma? where he gets a girlfriend? My request isn't really clear đ sorry for that!
Haikyuu!! ~Getting a girlfriend~
Manga/anime: Haikyuu!!
Warnings: slight spoiler of Kenma's future
(Y/N): your name
Kozume K.
Your first meeting took place in the video game store: you were his big fan, so you immediately recognized him when you were next to him, looking at the PlayStations ("Excuse me, are you Kodzuken?" "Yes." "I'm your big fan!"). He was really impressed with you, especially because, after introducing yourself, you only gave him congratulations and encouragements, and you didn't bother him again
You met the second time in an arcade a few days after the first meeting. You two played video games for a long time and he finally got up the courage to ask you to exchange phone numbers, so you two started hanging out together. The longer you were together, the more he appreciated you and unconsciously fell in love with you especially after you had made him a delicious apple pie. However, he couldn't understand his feelings, so he asked Kuroo what these meant, and he realized he was in love with you ("When I'm with (Y/N), I feel happy and I want to be forever with her. Why?" "You're in love, Kenma." "Oh.")
The day he confessed he loved you was probably one of the happiest days of his life: exactly a year had passed since your first meeting, and you two were at his house playing video games. You had beaten him although he had made you win on purpose to see your smile and you were cheering and jumping around the couch you were sitting on. He was thinking about how cute you were, and he couldn't stop himself from whispering: "I love you."
Instead, it was you who kissed him the first time: a girl was flirting with him and ignoring you, although you had already told her you were his girlfriend. For this reason, in a fit of jealousy caused by the view of the girl's attempt to hug and kiss Kenma, you grabbed him by his shirt's collar to pull him down to your height and pressed your lips to his
Currently, after about five years of dating, you two live together. He continues to be a YouTuber and a gamer, and you don't know he'll propose to you in a few days...
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Haikyuu!! ~Proposal and marriage~
Manga/anime: Haikyuu!!
Warnings: slight spoiler of Kenma's future
Requested by: @ritsuk0mwah (I saw her reblog)
Kozume K.
After five years of dating, he'll take all his courage and ask you to marry him (in reality, Kuroo will have threatened him he would take away all his video games if he wouldn't propose to you for about a year)
His proposal will be made in a very special way: he'll ask you to play Minecraft with him and, when you open the game, you'll find a text in water on land which reads: "Will you marry me?"
Your wedding will be celebrated in the Western style, without the typical Shinto wedding ceremony, and totally confidential (in fact, only your parents and closest relatives, his former team, Hinata and your closest friends will be invited); in addition, there will be a small party after the ceremony, but nothing too exaggerated
His followers won't know about your marriage, because he's always preferred to maintain a certain secrecy regarding his engagement with you: indeed, he'll never mention you in his live and wear your wedding ring on his finger, but he'll keep it as a pendant on a chain he'll keep hidden under his shirt (one day, during one of his live, a follower will notice something sparkling under his shirt and ask what it's; Kenma will be silent for a few seconds, and then reply it's probably the light from his computer reflecting on him in a strange way and his followers won't believe it)
Your married life won't be different from your dating life: for instance, he'll always have the same job, which will continue to take up a lot of his time, even if he'll keep doing everything he can to help you with the household chores; moreover, he'll never be too physically affectionate with you, but he'll show his love through gestures, for example by remembering your most important dates (anniversaries, birthdays...) or trying preparing dinner for you if you come home exhausted from work
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⥠Kenma as a boyfriend âĄ
Kenma who only trusts you to bleach his hair. He doesn't like to go to professional salon because it's expensive for nothing. Why would he pay more when he can have the same result with a much better company?
Kenma who asks for your opinion on his merch and gives you all the first sample. He knows you'd buy it anyway and he doesn't want you to spend money for this when he can get them free.
Kenma who plays rock-paper-scissor with you to know who is gonna choose the take out place tonight.
Kenma who's favorite way to spend an afternoon is playing games with you near him while you stroke your cat's furr.
Kenma who baby talk to your cat when you're not here (you actually saw him once but never brought it up, fearing he might stop if he knew you knew).
Kenma who's favorite skin-to-skin contact is holding hands with you. He caresses your skin when he needs to ground himself, squeezes it randomly and tug at it when he wants to catch your attention.
Kenma who lighlty snores in his sleep and it's the cutest thing you've ever heard.
Kenma whose ears turns red when he's embarassed.
Kenma who's still pleasantly surprised when you kiss him. It's like he realizes that, yes, he has a partner and receives affection on a daily basis now.
Kenma who, every once in the blue moon, craves your presence and traps you between the mattress and his body. He snuggles into the crook of your neck and kisses it gently, refusing to let you go.
Kenma who, the day after, denies his behavior and tells you "you imagined it, babe. I'd never do this, you should know it."
Kenma who won't admit it but keeps all the fan-edits he stumbles on in his mentions and smiles softly when his eyes scan the comments and finds some "they look so cool together!" "If you don't stan them, what are waiting for? đ¤¨" or "damn, when will i find a love like they have?"
Kenma who didn't think he'd ever find someone he'd love this much and yet here he is, stroking your cheek as you sleep soundly next to him, love threatening to spills from his heart.
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ಠincluding : k bokuto, k. kenma x fem!reader
ಠgenre: fluff
ಠsummary: what relationship dynamics the hq boys would mostly be in!
part one . part three
say it right: nelly furtado

ŘšËâş. KOUTARO
-`áŚÂ´- lovey dovey golden retriever bf x cuddly introvert gf
there's no surprise that Kou lives for psychical touch, and would definitely make that known in a relationship. I can see ko ordering for his gf at restaurants and holding her hand at all times to keep close and also bc psychical touch <33 Also imagining Kou with his s/o and feeling her tug on his sleeve would just make his heart melt, focusing all his attention on her.
-`áŚÂ´- man child bf x responsible gf
also a common relationship I see alot with kou (in works), because its true. Kou would definitely need someone to bring him back to earth and out of the clouds, he's legit like a golden retriever omg. Especially in his emo moments, he would need a reassuring voice to kiss his face and love on him just enough to get him back into the game
-`áŚÂ´- hyper bf x hyper gf
however, while kou does need someone to bring him back to earth, he also needs someone who can stay on his level of energy. I can see kou and his s/o going batshit crazy on a chuck-e cheese. Someone who can stay up to 2-3am with ease before clocking out together at 3:30 from exhaustion.
ŘšËâş. KENMA
-`áŚÂ´- calm monster chugging gaming bf x sleepy gamer gf
we all know kenma isn't going to sleep at 10pm or 11:30 he's gaming until he hears birds chirping, that is if you didn't pull him away from his screens to go to bed at 3am. One of his favorite things is when he wants to spend time with his gf but wants to game is to have his s/o sit on his lap teddybear style while playing animal crossing.
-`áŚÂ´- sweet energetic gf x 5'6 i'll fuck you up if you make her cry bf
as much as kenma keeps to himself much like a cat he can be protective, so don't be surprised when the guy that once was asking for your number made up some excuse to get away. It was simply kenma giving that guy a heavy stare. And when you ask him about it he'll blush lightly saying, "I didn't like how he was looking at you."
-`áŚÂ´- sarcastic to everyone but sweet to her bf x has no idea he acts different with his friends gf
we also know how much kenma hates his friends teasing him, so thats why he is less affectionate in public especially at practice. But he knows that your a very affectionate person, so he'll be in mid conversation with kuroo before giving you his nintendo while giving you a kiss as you pass by. "Don't even." "Look at youu, wait a second how come I don't get to use your nintendo-" "Because you can't."

reacting to their s/o falling asleep on someone else
w/ kenma, ushijima, and bokuto!
part 2!
series masterlist here!
(a/n: here is the second part of this prompt!!
quick reminder that these are written in the charactersâ respective teams! this is a quick lil drabble i wrote and its not very long but i hope you enjoy hehe)

kenma
kenma was not looking forward to going on a run with you this morning, but you forced him to anyway
going on some weird shit about needing to stay in shape or something
but while the two of you were running, he tripped on a pebble and landed right on his face
and when he came up, there was a funny looking red mark on his face
as much as you tried to keep it in, you just couldnât take it anymore and bust out, hysterically laughing
he just rolled his eyes at you and walked the rest of the way home
but then he ignored you at school the entire day
you thought, âhe canât be that mad???â
but even when the team hung out at his house that night, he wouldnât talk to you
when you first arrived, you didnât expect the movie to be so boring.
but now, itâs only half an hour through, and you can feel yourself nodding off slowly.
youâve been trying to pay attention, you really have, but itâs been a long day and youâre trying with everything you have not to completely pass out. kenmaâs sitting right next to you, though he still isnât speaking to you.
your boyfriend has been so petulant and childish all day. so what, you laughed at him! anyone would do that. right?
even so, while youâre pretty sure heâs just being petty, you also want to cuddle, and heâs not budging.
but as the forty-minute mark hits, you finally succumb to sleep, and flop over into his lap. he sighs, rolls his eyes, and picks you back up, putting you upright. you hum and fall back into him, to which he shoves you back up, and you look up at him with puppy eyes.
âkenma, i wanna cuddle.â
he side-eyes you for a minute before shrugging.
âshouldâve thought about that before you laughed at me this morning.â thereâs satire in his tone, but youâre getting tired of his pettiness. you just want to sleep.
âplease?â you whine, tugging at his sweatshirt. he scoffs.
âif you wanna cuddle with someone, why donât you cuddle with lev instead?â he suggests, monotone, full well knowing you wonât. he knows youâll keep begging him until he relents, but he thinks itâd be a little fun to watch you plead for a little more.
but what he doesnât expect is for you to grunt petulantly and move over to your other side before plopping into levâs lap and resting your head on his chest.
lev grunts softly in surprise, turning red. he looks over to kenma, who is fuming. he looks back at you, and then back at him, and shrugs.
to be completely honest, kenma had wanted to see how youâd react to him ignoring you for the entire day. but seeing the way levâs long limbs drape over you, the way you look comfortable situated on his lap, he decides the end result was probably not worth it.
kenma glares at you, but you donât sense his eyes on you. instead, you snuggle into the fabric of levâs shirt, snoring softly.
then lev pats at your head gently and kenma thinks heâs had enough, so he scoots over, scoops you up, and puts you in his own lap instead. you moan softly.
âsmell nice,â you mumble, inhaling his scent in the sweatshirt heâs wearing. he scoffs.
âyouâre terrible, you know that?â
âyou love me.â
he pauses, looking away, cheeks heating up.
â...yeah. whatever.â

ushijima
ushi invited the adlers over to hang out at your shared apartment tonight
but he was still being passive aggressive at you for what happened this morning
essentially, youâd both gone grocery shopping
but you wouldnât let him get that one bag of chips he liked, because you already had like,, 6 of them at home
this is how the conversation went:
âtoshi, we have those at home.â
ânot very many. it wouldnât hurt to get more.â
âbabe, we donât need it!â
âbut if iâm paying for it, donât you think i should be allowed to purchase them?â
âtoshi, iâm not going to let you buy them. we have too many at home!â
you pulled him away from the aisle and he sulked the entire way home
heâs still mad at you thođ
itâs been at least an hour, and you still donât understand the game at all.
no matter how many times youâll watch the boys take their turns, it still doesnât make any sense.
youâd scrolled through your phone for a bit, but even that got boring, and now youâre just getting sleepy. even with how loud they are, you can feel yourself growing tired.
very slowly, their voices start to grow distant, and your eyes start to close.
no longer able to hold yourself up, you finally slump over into your boyfriendâs lap. but immediately after, heâs picking you up and moving you back over.
you whine sleepily. âtoshi, wanna sleep.â
he pretends to be engrossed in the game.
ânot now, y/n.â
you ignore him anyway and fall right back into his lap, to which he picks you right back up and sitting you back down. you glare at him.
âsleep somewhere else,â he mutters, not looking at you.
you sigh dejectedly, and look around. all the boys are contributing their own attention to the game, except for kageyama, who is checking something on his phone. you decide youâll sit by him.
you scoot over to his side and slip into the space between his arm and his side, fitting into his presence nicely. you snuggle into him and resume your sleep, and he looks down at you, confused. then he looks up to see ushijima, who doesnât look very happy at the sight.
the two of them exchange looks stoically, kageyamaâs of confusion and wakatoshiâs of jealousy. kageyama shrugs and looks back down at his phone.
no longer paying attention to the game, toshi grunts petulantly. he observes the way your face is completely obscured by kageyamaâs sweatshirt, nose buried in the fabric. he shifts uncomfortably. you should be with him instead.
but his pride butts into his thoughts, so he attempts to focus on the game instead. but then youâre moaning softly in your sleep against tobio, and with his pride forgotten, he crawls over to where youâre sitting and takes you out from under kageyamaâs arm. he sits in his seat and lays you on his chest, grunting softly.
âtoshi?â you blink, looking up at him. âi thought you were mad at me.â
he refuses to look at you, making a noise thatâs more like a reluctant grunt than a response, cheeks heating up slightly.
âyou have to buy me more chips.â
you laugh.
âokay, toshi.â

bokuto
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you thought it would be a lil bit funny to prank bokuto, wanting to see if heâd react the way you predicted
so you walked up to him and asked him a question
âhey bo, why canât you spike like sakusa?â
his hair, just fluffed up excitedly at the prospect of you asking him a question about his volleyball skills, deflated sadly
his shoulders drooped dejectedly
âhey! whatâs that supposed to mean?â
when you explained that it was a prank, he huffed childishly, crossing his arms and turning away
âkou, i was just kidding!â
âsuuure.â
but when lunch rolled around, and the MSBY boys were over for some team bonding, he was still ignoring youđ
âwanna cuddle?â you offer to your boyfriend, who is sitting next to you on the couch. youâre all swaddled up in his clothes, and while the sight is adorable, he remembers that heâs supposed to be mad at you. he scoffs and turns away.
you sigh. heâs still in his mood?
so instead you just decide youâll sit next to him for the time being. hinata and atsumu are sitting on the floor, playing some type of childish game to decide who gets the last bun, and you laugh, taking it in.
but all that food youâd eaten just half an hour ago was enough to make you sleepy, and you feel as though you could slip into a food coma at any second.
at some point, you just donât have it in you to stay awake, and topple over into bokutoâs lap, already half asleep. he blinks at your figure before pushing you back up onto your side of the couch.
ignoring his gesture, you slip back into his lap, situating yourself comfortably, before he pulls you back up into sitting.
you rub at your eyes. âbo,â you mumble. âjust this once?â you plead. he huffs.
âwhy donât you go and snuggle with sakusa instead? since heâs âso great,ââ he mumbles childishly, imitating your voice whinily. you scoff.
âfine,â you mutter, getting up and moving onto the other couch, where sakusa is sitting alone. you sit down next to him and then lay your head in his lap, closing your eyes peacefully. kiyoomi is barely phased, looking up at bokuto for a second before returning to his phone.
bokuto squirms jealously, wanting to stomp around and throw a tantrum. you just look so cute and warm and soft but youâre in SAKUSAâS lap?! how rude.
to think just this morning you had compared him, your own boyfriend, to sakusa, and now youâre cuddling him? koutaro glares at you, but you donât see it.
so like heâs been doing this whole time, he turns his nose up away from you and pretends not to care. but out of the corner of his eye, he sees sakusa lay a hand on your cheek, moving your hair out of your face and away from your mouth, and gets up without thinking.
âhey, get someone of your own before stealing mine!â he complains, scooping you up out of sakusaâs lap and cradling you gently. sakusa just exhales, looking up at bokuto and shrugging.
koutaro sits you down on his lap, holding you tightly against his chest. he can feel your chest inhaling and exhaling rhythmically, and you stir.
âthought you didnât wanna cuddle,â you tease, poking at his face. he hmphs and pokes you right back.
âyouâre so mean to me.â
you giggle, resting your head right back on his chest.
âyeah. i know.â

Dirty talk with Kenma would probably just be discussing something about the game u play at the moment which he happens to love as much as u do and while u keep talking he can't stop staring at those pretty lips that ramble about his favorite thing in the world. (After u of course.) I think at this point its just a matter of time and how far into the relationship u both are until he snaps and crush his lips against yours and push u down on the next best surface where the passion goes on. I recommend finding out all his favorite games to get railed by him more than just occasionally.
kenma and how he would act around you when he's drunk

bf!kenma and how he would act around you when he's drunk!
fluff and a little nsfw
a/n: this was requested by one of my followers and i thought it was a cute idea
tw: mentions of alcohol (a lot), mentions of sex

- i think kenma is either a red wine guy or a hard liquor guy, there's no in between. but this also depends on his mood. if it's a chill night in with you, i think he would sip on a $2k++ bottle of wine (because he's boujee that way)
- when it comes to liquor, i think it would be when you guys invite kuroo (and his girlfriend if he has one) over and maybe a few other friends. choice of drink would most likely be soju (apple flavored soju!!) and sake
- if you don't like wine, he would definitely drink whatever you fancy more but he will make sure that the alcohol is top quality
- i feel like kenma would have develop a strong tolerance for alcohol for business meetings (drinking with clients) and i feel like he would casually drink a cup or two of red wine/alcohol while streaming. so i think it would take quite abit of alcohol for him to be drunk
- when drinking with you, he would usually drink quite alot as he doesn't need to worry about entertaining a friend or client
- when he's drunk, he talks A LOT!!! he would talk about absolutely everything and anything
- he would compliment you and would say how good looking you are every 5 minutes and he would blush alot and giggle alot when he does that
- he's just a really cute drunk and super clingy (literally would be clinging onto you like a koala)
- but kenma gets very horn knee when he's drunk too so he will be extra touchy (and you don't mind it because you're either drunk and horn knee too or you're just a loving it)
- drunk sex with kenma is the best because he will have an extra stamina boost (aka alcohol) and he could go on for hours (rip neighbors and your legs but maybe not neighbors because he probably stays in a penthouse and the whole floor would just be you guys)
- when he's not a horny drunk, you can expect cuddles and him being super affectionate and loving while you both have a movie marathon
- also, kenma eats fancy with wine (charcuterie board and maybe a good piece of A5 miyazaki wagyu steak)

- overall, drinking and getting drunk with kenma would be a lazy weekend night (or weekend day, no judgements) date sort of thing that happens almost every week

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HEYYYYY!! I saw your ask box was open and I was wondering if I could request a headcanon? Where the reader is in a massive fight with a friend they haven't seen for like 3 years and the friend takes it too far by saying something like "That's your boyfriend? How gross" "Ew why does he look like that? Couldn't grab someone better? Ugly ho" or whatever you come with? Tendou, Bokuto, Kenma, Kags, Nishinoya please, if you will?
I screeched when I saw this omg thank you I hope this is up to your standards bebs đźđđž but uh I should say some did come out a little bit like scenarios but I tried to stick to headcanons sorry for that still hope you enjoy đđź
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Tendou Satori
-you was minding your own business walking through a park your hands intertwined with your lover when a â¨m u s t y⨠old friend you knew had decided to share there unwanted opinions
-Tendou could see how uncomfortable you was and wanted to remove you from the situation but as he went to walk around the obstacle you stopped dead in your tracks
-âThatâs who your with oh my god thatâs fucking gross, I guess youâll hook up with anyone you thotâ
-Itâs safe to say that tendou had come up with thousands of insults by the time the slur left there mouth
-Who even was this person?â WAIT WHO THEY CALLING A THOT?!
-you wasnât a very confrontational person but nevertheless you wasnât about to let this person who wasnât even in your day to day life anymore talk smack about your man
-you went to retaliate when a big arm swooped around your shoulder catching you off guard
-âBabe lets go I wanted to bring you to the park today not a circusâ đ¤Ą
-Needless to say your âfriendâ was shocked and maybe a little intimidated
-You on the other hand had to summon all the strength in your body not to laugh in there face
-With his arm still wrapped around he moved you away from the situation the both of you quickly changing the subject to something more important
Bokuto KĹtarĹ
-Bokuto loves spoiling you
-your the love of his life and he will make sure you know this not only through his words but also his actions
-this however works both ways there isnât something you wouldnât do to show him how much you support and love him
-You was sitting in the crowd at one of his games it was a very important one winning this match would definitely get him recognized by some powerhouse teams
-every time he would score a point for his team he would look up at you and every time you would be there imitating his celebration âHEY HEY HEY THATS MY ACEâ You felt only pride and absolute infatuation with this man
-you was cheering your heart out when you suddenly felt someone bump your shoulder (a little too hard to be an accidentâ)
-You swung your head around only to come face to face with an old friend from middle school they looked bitter asf and your conscience was telling you to just ignore them
-âOh you have nothing to say to me now Huh? I see your at another one of these boring ass games I thought you didnât have time for people?â
-Itâs true at one point you did say that but you didnât think youâd loose one of your closest friends because of it even so you continue to ignore them hoping theyâd get the message and leave
-they didnât.
-âSo you and number 4 are together Iâm assuming. I guess ugly attracts uglyâ
-immediately you saw red but you couldnât ruin this for bokuto important people were here. As if he could sense your distress he shot his eyes up to where you were in the stand
-He called a time out, and started running out the gym everyone was confused but when he reappeared in the stands you knew all to well that he had caught on
-âBabe I just noticed your supposed to be closer to the match your an important guestâ he smiled you mouthed him a thank you and gathered your things walking a few rows closer to the front
-Thankfully Akaashi was there looking up at you distracting you. The owllike man glared at your old friend âI donât know what you did to Y/N but you better leave before you have another problemâ
-When you looked back your ex friend was nowhere to be seen you giggled as bokuto gave you a big kiss before returning to the court
Kozume Kenma
-Kenma isnât a contentious person in fact he would much rather settle an issue in the most inconspicuous way possible
-Even so if he feels that him or his partner was disrespected in anyway he will not hesitate
-You and Kenma was at a gaming convention you had been planning since the beginning of February (itâs now late April)
-You had sat through the entrance ceremony and was walking around admiring all the stalls and you were both having so much fun
-Kenma had left you for a split second to get someoneâs autograph it was the animator from a game he played religiously you didnât mind you stayed put and was scrolling through your phone
-âLong time no see y/nâ you lifted your head to the sound of your name being called and made perfect eye contact with an old âfriendâ
-If you were being completely honest you hated them all they did was make you feel like an inferior insect whenever you two were together you hummed a âyoâ before going back to your phone
-âStill a quiet freak eh LuLu I guess you here on your own or somethingâ
-Lulu was the name of a magical girl from a cartoon you used to love but upon finding out people would use it to mock and degrade you
-you was gonna walk away the ridiculous nickname when you heard a familiar voice
-âno y/n is with me and you are?â It was a genuine question but anyone who didnât know Kenma would take his pack of expression as bored or sarcastic
-The person scoffed and pointed accusingly at Kenma âThatâs who your with LuLu you couldn't do any better HEâS JUST AS LIFELESS AS YOU AREâ
-You tugged on Kenma sleeve motioning to just leave as you felt uncomfortable but Kenma wasnât having it you had been so excited to be here and with him and this nobody came out of nowhere and started harassing you
-âListen um going to say this in a way you could understandâ he smirked at you and then opened his mouth again
-What escaped his mouth next left you shocked, scared, a little embarrassed for him even but mostly touched
-he cleared his throat
-âlifeless. Iâm not lifeless in fact I have a burning hatred for you right now. And that why I feel no guilt in what Iâm about to do.â
-You gulped and held on tighter to kenmaâs sleeve mentally preparing yourself for what he was about to do
-âYoU HaTe LuLuâS tRanSforMatiOn sOng?!â He practically shouted. Instantly a horde or gamers, writers, weebs and more bombarded the area shouting and screaming and causing a scene
- From all the commotion itâs sounded like your âfriendâ was ok but some of the words leaving the mouths of the mob were kinda cruel
-you smirked and Kenma led you away
-You know he doesnât like being the center of attention but he still protected you and for that youâd be sure to thank him for that
Kageyama Tobio
-Kags never really liked leaving you behind when he had to go to different countries
-without you it made him anxious and you would reassure him that youâd be fine and eagerly awaiting his return
-Including the return of his big, fat juicyâ
Ahem heart đ
-You had been sitting in a cafĂŠ Face Timing him
-Youâd often have dates like this and you both enjoyed them you was talking to him when someone took up a seat next to you
-âHey Y/n funny running into you hereâ a familiar voice echoed
-A w k w a r d you hadnât seen or heard from this person since a fight you had a couple years ago why now?
-You had nearly forgotten about your boyfriend on the other side of your iPad screen until âOh you bought a friend y/nâ
-you was at a loss for words but before you could answer the unwanted annoyance to your left answered for you
-âWeâre not friends y/n cut me off because sheâs toxicâ it took kageyama a solid 10 seconds to realize that this wasnât a real friend and that you were silently asking for help
-You rested your head in hand obscuring the person from kags field of vision therefore blocking there vision of your face and boyfriend
-hoping theyâd get the message without you having to vocalize it
-they stood up and you let out a breath you didnât know you was holding
-âI wasnât checking out your friend donât worry he isnât my type I prefer cute boysâ they spat
-Before you could even assess the fact that they pretty much called your boyfriend ugly you was already pissed at the fact that they referred to kags as your friend
-you stood up abruptly and itâs like they were waiting for you to loose your cool all hope was lost when you heard him clear his throat
-â[there Instagram name] Damn you was easy to find. I liked you postâ
-You felt a tinge of confusion race through you but watching all the blood in there body rush to your friends face made you curious
-âDELETE THAT RIGHT NOWâ people were definitely looking in your direction
-âLeave then I willâ Now you was curious what the help did he do?
-seconds, literal seconds. The annoyance was nowhere to be seen
-âKags..whaââ
âI shared there IP address in the comments :pâ
- âPFFT kAgS!â
Nishinoya YĹŤ
-Noya made sure that you felt like the only person in the world before he asked you out, so when you started dating you didnât think he could get any more protective over you
-You was sitting in the cinema with him both smiling and listening on to the movie
-He fidgets a lot in his seat but you dont mind you know he cant help it besides you find it cute he is just so full of energy
-âBabe imma go to the toilet be right backâ he kissed your cheek and left
-you continue to watch the movie until you feel someone slither into the seat next to you and hearing the voice your your temples irks and your expression one of annoyance
-One of your ex friends for how many years ago had to be in the same theatre at the same time on the SAME FUCKING DAY
-they didn't seem like they were moving so you just spoke first
- âcan i help you.?âÂ
-No response :/
-You were even more irritated than before
-Noya came back a few minutes later and noticed another person had sat right next to youÂ
-Noya is dense VERY VERY DENSE he assumed you ran into one of your friends so he didn't question it
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-After the movie finished you grabbed your things and rushed to get out of that situation
-The same person had finally said something after a whole hour
-Â âThatâs who you came with.. You really know how to pick em an annoying toddler really Y/n your honestly pathetic--â
-It didnât bother Noya he has been called short all his life this isnât any different but this rando was obviously upsetting you and he would NOT have that
-Noya would step infront of you and confront the person they get a warningÂ
-one fucking warningÂ
-If they donât take it i shit you not noya is going for the ankles periodt
-Â âI DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT YOUR UPSETTING MY PARTNER THE FUCKING DOOR IS BEHIND YOU SO TURN AROUNDâ
-Noya looked like the aggressor and its safe to say he may have caused a scene but he would be a fool not to step in and protect you with all you got
hi darling whenever you can Iâve been thinking about your general dating____ headcannons could I get one of those but with Kenma? <3
ITS TIME FOR MY KENMA KIN TO SHINE LETS GOOOO
GOTCHU BRO EAT YOUR FOOD
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general dating kenma kozume headcanons

kenma is someone that falls in love very gradually over time.
you became friends bc you were introduced to kenma by either kuroo or hinata.
heâll probably know about his feelings when he catches them, but is super denial about it to others, like kuroo.
kuroo obviously thinks thatâs bs and tries to be the best wingman even tho you guys got together without his help đ
ENOUGH BACKSTORY ON TO RELATIONSHIPS
you have to make sure heâs taking care of himself. staying hydrated, taking breaks, eating meals, etc.
he likes when you sit in his lap while he plays games.
perceptive towards your actions and feelings and gives HELLA GOOD advice.
doesnât show pda. HE DOES LOVE YOU but he gets uncomfortable about it and is awkward. heâll hold your hand once in a while tho.
he was also very awkward at first when it comes to affection and expressing his feelings to you.
in private you can be as clingy as you want LMAOOO he likes cuddling/touching you.
while cuddling he likes laying his head on your chest (vice versa) or putting his head in your lap. heâs still playing games tho.
on the occasion he isnât playing games when cuddling, heâll wrap his arms around your waist.
he also likes putting his head on your shoulder.
you guys donât go out much for dates. theyâre mostly stay at homes, and you guys will just play video games.
ie: the date being an animal crossing island date or playing minecraft in your shared world. (thatâs such a common hc but pls i see it)
on animal crossing dates you'd go to the museum and take pics at the beach
BUT if you also like to play video games, you guys will play competitive games like smash and trolling people on COD.
he loves when you wear his hoodies and shirts but wonât openly say it. he just blushes.
HE TELLS LEV NOT TO PESTER YOU IF YOU VISIT HIM AT PRACTICE AHAHHAHAHAHAH
kuroo teases you two to no extent esp when he first finds out
YOU AND KUROO ARE INSTANT BESTIES OFC
he canât really cook or bake, but heâll make apple pie with you as a bonding activity
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YOU MAKE HIM SMILE SO EASILY
likes when you talk about your day to him
he does little things to show he cares :) he also likes to give you gifts both in before and after the timeskip.
i hope this suffices. itâs pretty vague and short so i might make a pt2 in the future.
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