Also Stop Saying Jack Manifold Doesn't Care About Tubbo. He Do. He Do Care. He Like-a Da Tubbo. He Want

also stop saying Jack Manifold doesn't care about Tubbo. he do. he do care. he like-a da tubbo. he want tubbo trust. he don't want tubbo dead :)

die as quickly and dramatically as possible

WRITING PROMPT

Dream is allowing a random fan onto the smp for a day. They are allowed to roleplay and contribute to the plot. You get chosen. What do you do?

(make this as short or as long or as bulleted or as paragraphed as you want! I really want to see what everyone puts :D)

I am somehow an "everyone but c!Dream" apologist and I do not enjoy this experience

I would just like to point out that c!Tommy being loud and seeking constant attention is a coping mechanism for neglect.  that doesn’t mean he wasn’t in the wrong, but please don’t just say he’s an asshole without taking that into account :)

LIKE IM REALLY HAPPY ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT THAT'S MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BRITISH E-BOY

WILBUR IS BACK AND SCARY BUT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW I CANNOT STOP MOVING AAAAAAAAAAAA

Dream SMP as Weird Things my Family has Said:  Mario Kart Edition

(no you don’t get any more context)

Quackity:  I’d had a mushroom!

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Tubbo:  I can’t believe I blew up a cow.

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Jack Manifold:  Yoshi haunts me as I sleep.

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Tommy:  I forgot how to spell Yoshi.

Tubbo:  Capital YO, lowercase shi.

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Wilbur:  Brain, you’re a piece of shit.

Techno:  You’re not allowed to swear at your brain.

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Tommy:  You missed, bitch

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Sam, visibly distressed:  IT’S ALL EGG?  WHY IS IT ALL EGG?

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Puffy:  Would you stop trying to kill your mother?

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Karl:  How did you hit me through the bone people?

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Niki:  Yoshi, drive with two hands!

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Wilbur, Tommy, Quackity:  *singing the L’Manberg anthem*

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Wilbur:  Going back to my ghost guy and my hot rod.

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Ranboo:  That was a very thing to say.

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Ranboo:  Pay no attention to my anxieties about the future, this Shy Guy is riding a Caterpillar!

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Wilbur, playing Wario’s Gold Mine:  Wario is my muse.

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Tommy:  MIIINEEECRAAAAFT!

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Sapnap:  Ugh, betch.

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Phil:  *joking Minnesota accent*  We go fearing people wouldn’t want our kids sayin’ fuck words, dontcha know!

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Dream:  Just ran over my mother, feeling good.

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Tommy:  I’m gonna learn new swear words!

Phil: No-

Wilbur:  OH FUCK!

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Tubbo:  OH VILLAGER THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO SAY TO YOU BUT CAN’T BECAUSE I’M NOT ALLOWED TO.

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Phil:  You told everyone and their mother that you wanted to be a baker.

Wilbur:  That wasn’t me!  That was the little ghost girl who lives in my body and makes me do things!

Tubbo:  Am I the little ghost girl?

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Niki:  No! No squids!

Ranboo:  YOU AREN’T EVEN THE ONE PLAYING!

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Tommy:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Techno: Ssh!

Tommy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Quackity:  I exploded a Goomba!

Tubbo:  Better than a cow.

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Phil:  I’m sorry!

Techno: I’m not.

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Tommy:  Why am I in twelfth?!  (thats a weird word.  twelfth)

Techno, deadpan:  Because god hates you and wants to punish you for your sins.

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imma have to make a part two this is long