" Honey , I'm Home ! Oh , I Forgot. I'm Not Married. " Highly Selective And Private Selina Kyle Blog

" honey , i'm home ! oh , i forgot. i'm not married. " highly selective and private selina kyle blog stolen by rose.

“You have no fucking idea.”

“Shut your fucking mouth.”

“Get the fuck out.”

“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

“What the fuck?”

“How the fuck?”

“What the fucking hell?”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Why the fuck are you still here?” 

“How the fuck did you do that?” 

“You’re fucking unbelievable.”

“I think we should fuck.”

“You really wanna fuck with me?”

“Watch what you’re fucking doing.”

“Did you just say ‘fuck you’?” 

“What the fuck are you watching?” 

“Where the fuck are we?” 

“How the fuck do we end this?” 

“Where the fuck do you turn it on?” 

“Have you seen this fucking thing?”

“Jesus fucking Christ.”

“Why the fuck did you do that?”

“What a fucking surprise.”

“You fucking well know what you did.”

“Leave me the fuck alone.” 

“Quit fucking bragging.”

“Are you here to fucking brag?”

“I said fucking LEAVE.” 

“I heard they fucked your best friend.”

“You know how this fucking movie ends?”

“You know where the fuck i’ll be.”

“Don’t fucking come back until you’re sober.”

“Don’t talk to your fucking mom like that.”

“You’re lucky they’re fucking dead.” 

“They fucking hated you.”

“They fucking loved you.”

“We all fucking burn in the end.”

“Time to atone for your fucking sins.”

“When was the last time you left the fucking house?”

“What did you fucking take?” 

“Wake up, please. Please fucking wake up.”

“They’re fucking dead.”

“Who the fuck did you ask out?” 

“You have no idea how much that fucking ruined me.”

“I fucking believed you. I won’t do it again.”

“You’re fucking beautiful.”

“You fucking well know why that happened.”

“Don’t fucking call me again.”

“They say heartbreak really fucks with you.”

🐝  *  ―  𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑾𝑨𝒀𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑶𝑵𝑬.

[ peck ] a quick, light kiss on the partner's lips or cheek [ french ] a deep, passionate kiss with the use of tongue [ forehead ] a gentle kiss on the partner's forehead, conveying care and affection [ spiderman ] an upside-down kiss, just like in the movie [ mistletoe ] a playful or romantic kiss under a mistletoe [ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand [ lingering ] a long, slow kiss filled with emotion and desire [ neck ] a kiss or gentle sucking on the partner's neck [ nape ] a kiss placed at the nape of the partner's neck [ teasing ] a light brushing of lips against a partner's skin without fully kissing [ earlobe ] a light nibble on the partner's earlobe [ tango dip ] a kiss shared while one partner is dipped backward [ celebration ] a joyful and exuberant kiss to celebrate an achievement or milestone [ stolen ] a quick, stealthy, and impromptu kiss snatched in secret [ bite ] a playful kiss that involves some light biting [ goodbye ] a heartfelt kiss when parting, showing affection and fondness [ rain ] a romantic kiss in the rain [ scars ] a gentle kiss on the partner's scar(s) [ injury ] a careful kiss on a partner's wound to make it all better [ wedding ] a romantic kiss shared during a wedding ceremony [ comfort ] a tender kiss to provide comfort or reassurance [ sunset ] a kiss shared during sunset, often romantic and serene [ butterfly ] a light fluttering of eyelashes against the partner's skin [ seductive ] a deep, slow, and deliberately intense kiss filled with passion and desire [ shoulder ] a tender kiss on the partner's shoulder [ knuckles ] a kiss on each individual knuckle of the partner [ slow motion ] a kiss in slow motion, accentuating every moment and sensation [ reunion ] a longing kiss shared after being apart for a while [ passionate ] an intense and fiery kiss, expressing raw desire and strong emotion [ underwater ] a kiss shared while submerged in water [ wrist ] a tender kiss on the inside of the partner's wrist [ wake up ] a loving kiss to wake the partner up [ apology ] a kiss offered as a way to apologize or make amends [ hummingbird ] a series of light, rapid, and fluttery kisses on a small area [ trail ] a trail of kisses along the partner's jawline or collarbone [ blowing ] a kiss in the air and send of the gesture towards the partner [ surprise ] a sudden kiss to catch the partner off guard [ hickey ] a kiss that's supposed to leave a mark on the partner's skin [ single lip ] a sucking or nibbling of one of the partner's lips [ nose ] an affectionate gesture where partners rub their noses together

officially changing the name of blamore's cat (who was now previously known as professor pancake) to miss marmalade' because i just... blamore naming his cat after something like jelly is just too cute to me 🤭

okay, but blamore showing up to the function wearing a wide-brimmed hat that partially covers his face and a shirtless blazer that allows it to show off its ribs, as well as velvety pants... i can guarantee y'all that this has happened before and it was very fashion model esque of him xxx (LOL i'm just joking but really 👀 there is no such thing as OVERDRESSED in blamore's book)

[TOUCH] The sender’s teeth graze the receiver’s thigh, teasing them. // from vasily

if you were to ask blamore whether he was a patient person, the answer would likely be a resounding 'yes.' but with the way it immediately pinned vasily to the wall once they got to his greenhouse? well, that might've told a slightly different story. blamore and the other had agreed to go on a date that night; which it thought ended up being perfect in every sense of the word. vasily had only known him for a little while thus far, but it seemed like he must've wanted to go out of his way to get to know it. vasily had incorporated something he'd learned about blamore into their date after all and that felt amazing to him. because it showed that vasily actually cared, and that was something it found really attractive.

though, honestly, that should be a standard thing in blamore's opinion; however... that didn't stop some men from not doing so. it also collected some tidbits of information on vasily over the time they'd spent together and did this through buying him something that he felt vasily might like. he'd gifted it to the other while on their date, actually. and this combined with the fact that the other was looking so good that evening as well as that he smelt good? it admittedly made blamore turned on, and once it started kissing vasily when they were supposed to be saying their goodbyes, it didn't want to stop. so now here they were in the comfort of his greenhouse, fully unclothed and on the sofa bed downstairs.

blamore could hardly contain its eagerness when vasily positioned his head in between its legs. though instead of paying attention to his half-hard length right away, the other seemed to have different ideas about what to do. a shaky moan left blamore's mouth as it felt vasily's teeth graze against the skin of it's thigh, ❝ ooh, mon amour (my love), that feels good... do that again. but use your tongue as well, like you promised me you would — please? ❞ he fluttered his eyelashes at him coyly and subtly rutted his length into the bed to get some stimulation to it. blamore swallowed thickly as he bit back another moan.

❝ you can't tease me forever, you know. i need you. ❞