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Lena: *struggling to retrieve items from the top shelf*

Kara: Do you need me to get that for you?

Lena: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!

Kara: ...okay then.

Lena, moments later: *defeated sigh*

Lena: help mee...

Alex: God help the person who ends up dating Kara.

Lena: I’m dating Kara.

Alex: My condolences.

Kara: Alright listen up you little shits!

Kara: Not you Lena, you are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Lena: I have a lot of standards. And yet somehow, this idiot

Lena: *gestures to kara*

Lena: managed to drop kick them all out the window.

Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.

Kara: *looking at Lena* Do you feel safe?

Lena: I hate you.

Alex: Are you free this Friday night at 8?

Lena: Yeah... why?

Alex: Good cause I’m not. But Kara is, so enjoy your date!

Kara: ...

Lena: ...

Kara: Did you just-

Lena: *trips on stairs*

Kara: *catches her*

Kara: I think you just...

Kara:

Kara:

Kara: Fell for me.

Lena: Kara, put me down.

Kara: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Lena: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Kara: ...

Kara: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Lena: Fuck me.

Kara: ...

Lena: I-I mean fight me! Damn autocorrect.

Kara: ...this is a verbal conversation.

Lena: I’m home!

Kara: Welcome back! Do you want lunch or... do you want me?

Lena: I’ll have lunch.

Kara: *mumbles angrily*

*Kara and Lena walk into a room holding hands*

Alex: So who finally confessed?

Lena: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Kara: You yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them”... from the roof.

Lena: It worked though.

Kara: *staring longingly at Lena*

Lena: *staring back at Kara*

Alex: oH mY gOd GET A ROOM!

Kara: Lena and I are no longer friends.

Lena: That is a terrible way to tell people that we are dating.

Maggie: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Alex: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Lena: You guys are both amateurs.

Alex: Okay then. What do you sleep with?

Lena: Supergirl.

Lena: *bleeding out*

Kara: Lena you are losing a lot of blood, what’s your type?

Lena: Blond hair, blue eyes, a bit of an idiot but is really cute and really strong-

Kara: ...

Kara: I mean your blood type!

Lena: Oh uhh...

Lena: Red?

Lena: Kara we tried things your way-

Kara: No we didn’t!

Lena: I did it in my head. It didn’t work.

Kara: Have you ever liked someone but are too scared to tell them?

Lena: All the time.

Kara: Yeah same.

Lena:

Kara:

Alex *from the distance, slaps her own forehead*: OH MY GOD THEY ARE IDIOTS!!! Just kiss already!!!