Supercorp Crack - Tumblr Posts
Supergirl reveal situation: Kara accidentally swears in kryptonian around Lena (who knows kryptonian) . Lena turns and is not that suprised and is like "Kara, sweaty you got something to say to me?" It's pretty bad but I thought it was funny
Kara, in kryptonese: fuck you
Lena, in accentless kryptonese: ask nicely, I might say yes
Kara Danvers is really out here towing the line of secrecy with these bangs. It’s a good thing Lena knows her secret because if she had to figure it out because of a haircut... well.... that’s a conversation for some crack fic
Maggie: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Alex: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Lena: You guys are both amateurs.
Alex: Okay then. What do you sleep with?
Lena: Supergirl.
Kara: Lena and I are no longer friends.
Lena: That is a terrible way to tell people that we are dating.
Kara: *staring longingly at Lena*
Lena: *staring back at Kara*
Alex: oH mY gOd GET A ROOM!
*Kara and Lena walk into a room holding hands*
Alex: So who finally confessed?
Lena: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.
Kara: You yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them”... from the roof.
Lena: It worked though.
Lena: I’m home!
Kara: Welcome back! Do you want lunch or... do you want me?
Lena: I’ll have lunch.
Kara: *mumbles angrily*
Lena: Fuck me.
Kara: ...
Lena: I-I mean fight me! Damn autocorrect.
Kara: ...this is a verbal conversation.
Kara: Do you have a bag I can borrow?
Lena: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Kara: ...
Kara: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Lena: *trips on stairs*
Kara: *catches her*
Kara: I think you just...
Kara:
Kara:
Kara: Fell for me.
Lena: Kara, put me down.
Alex: Are you free this Friday night at 8?
Lena: Yeah... why?
Alex: Good cause I’m not. But Kara is, so enjoy your date!
Kara: ...
Lena: ...
Kara: Did you just-
Flight attendant: Before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured.
Kara: *looking at Lena* Do you feel safe?
Lena: I hate you.
Lena: I have a lot of standards. And yet somehow, this idiot
Lena: *gestures to kara*
Lena: managed to drop kick them all out the window.
Kara: Alright listen up you little shits!
Kara: Not you Lena, you are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
Alex: God help the person who ends up dating Kara.
Lena: I’m dating Kara.
Alex: My condolences.
Lena: *struggling to retrieve items from the top shelf*
Kara: Do you need me to get that for you?
Lena: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Kara: ...okay then.
Lena, moments later: *defeated sigh*
Lena: help mee...