*Kara And Lena Walk Into A Room Holding Hands*

*Kara and Lena walk into a room holding hands*

Alex: So who finally confessed?

Lena: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Kara: You yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them”... from the roof.

Lena: It worked though.

Kara: Lena and I are no longer friends.

Lena: That is a terrible way to tell people that we are dating.

Alex: Are you free this Friday night at 8?

Lena: Yeah... why?

Alex: Good cause I’m not. But Kara is, so enjoy your date!

Kara: ...

Lena: ...

Kara: Did you just-

Lena: Kara we tried things your way-

Kara: No we didn’t!

Lena: I did it in my head. It didn’t work.

Kara: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Lena: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Kara: ...

Kara: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Maggie: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Alex: Weak. I sleep with a gun.

Lena: You guys are both amateurs.

Alex: Okay then. What do you sleep with?

Lena: Supergirl.