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“You’re our hero, Stanley.”

Hard to believe it’s been a whole year since the GF finale… Couldn’t resist to draw the ultimate heartbreaking moment of the show. What really gets me in this scene is the contrast between visual and emotional mood: the sunny, peaceful landscape makes the sorrow of the Pines family even more tangible.

Thinking about the end of this year.

A year that everyone would love yo forget about but i'm pretty sure, they won't 😉

I'm so exhausted... I'd like to go, to dissapear... I'd like to reset all of my thoughts, my feelings... I'd like to stop crying...

Hellooooo random but 👀 your aesthetic is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING O.o like fr damn😔👌 have a nice day/night please 💖💖

Awww thank you!!! 🥺🥺 And you too!! Also just wanted to say I haven’t got to read all of your fics yet but they’re so good!! ♥️♥️♥️

Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.

Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352

Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056

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i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

orcs are so large bc they are full of love. each arm muscle contains 3.6 tonnes of emotion and every hug is warm

do you think chickens get postnatal depression

like they have babies and we literally steal their children

and eat them

how would you like it if you had a child and the doctors all “it’s a boy!” and then some devious baby farmer snatches your kid and roasts it over a fire while sprinkling seasoning on them

After having read your Debt To Be Paid fanfic, literally nothing is convincing me Aemond did not masturbate to that eyeball that very night

....👀👀👀

Yes 👀

(I’m a little mixed {{like mixed feelings}} because- it’s literally twt— one wrong move and you’re offending someone 😭😭😭)

should i make an nsfw acc for enha on x?

Oh to be a naked tragic lady in a Renaissance painting

jungkook: *does literally nothing*

me: 💕😍🤩💗💟💓💘💓💓😍💖💗💝💗💙💙🧡💚💖💕💗💘💞🤍💙🤩🧡❣️❤️💖🧡💔🧡💜💝💓😍💓💔💜😍❣️💓💙💘💙🤩🧡💓😍❣️💙💘💓💖❣️💗💛💖💟💙💝💓💟💝💗💞🤩❣️💛💜💗💖💛

A veces siento que es demasiado, me abruman mis pensamientos y siento que quisiera correr... Dejar todo eso atrás; pero entendí que cuando la vida se vuelve complicada, debes volver a lo básico de ésta

Disappearing from this world is extremely easy, especially when no one knows you exist. it's the appearing and trying to stand out that's difficult, when your mind is begging to be free from all of your worries.

i like to think i am a professional unprofessional

*jigs away*

*Kara and Lena walk into a room holding hands*

Alex: So who finally confessed?

Lena: It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Kara: You yelled “listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them”... from the roof.

Lena: It worked though.

what i love about postal is that dude is silly enough in the other games that people forget he's unironically insane

“Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Free the Caged Laughter, a truly touching artwork by the one and only Rike; may her Majesty bless us with her heaven-sent scriptures. Free the Caged is a series of woefully gut-wrenching recollections of life after the mafia of our favourite casts from the amazing legend that is Caged. Within this series, you will find breathtaking tales such as Puggle Wuggle ft. Kookie the Pug, Mad Hatter Vegas, A Tale of Carma ft. The McD Delivery Guy and The Secret to Long Life: Apple, each just as capable of reducing you into a gasping, sobbing mess as the last. So come, join me as we venture once more into the intricate realm of the Caged fic verse, and lose ourselves to the call of the wind bone rattling wails once more!”

TCW;DR: I just got thinking bored and decided to come up with a prose about crack!alternate ending drabbles that have yet to exist, but would probably make me wheeze my insides out with laughter if they did. (Rike you beautiful human please feel free to attempt to prove me right :))

……@mrsmon too much? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I refuse to finish reading caged yet. I don't ever want it to end (but secretly I really wanna find out what happens next). The struggle 😭😭😭

What chapter are you on? I’ll just spoil you, Namjoon and OC adopt three pugs and name them Kanye, Drake, and Marshall, Hoseok and Jimin elope to Vegas and win 200,000 dollars and spend it all on hats, Taehyung opens a car dealership called “Taeyota”, Jin buys Apple and creates cell phones with long battery lives that don’t just turn themselves off in the cold (seriously tho wtf), Jungkook buys a pug costume and scares Namjoon almost to death when they meet at the open fridge one night, and Yoongi moves into a tree house to “find himself” before deciding he misses McDonald’s delivery too much and moving into Taehyung’s villa. He then also opens a car dealership called “Yoondai”.

There now you can go ahead and read it

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people