WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE IN THE DADZAWA FAMILY AS INCORRECT QUOTES

WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE IN THE DADZAWA FAMILY AS INCORRECT QUOTES 

this is also just me projecting my love for all of them. this is in no way shape or form organized. 

Present Mic and Y/N, doing karaoke: AND I KNOW WE WEREN’T PERFECT BUT I’VE NEVER FELT THIS-

Y/N: WAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR NOOOO ONEEEE Present Mic: 😲OH🤩YEAH!💃THAT'S✨MY😩KID!☝️ *hizashi inhales*: AND I- Aizawa, grabbing his bandage and pulling him in: if you two don’t shut up right now I’m going to drive you to Chuck e cheese and LEAVE you there, understood? Y/N and Present Mic swallowing: understood. — Eri, playing with dolls upstairs while y/n’s at hero training: and then, then, the prince comes!! Tada!! And then the princess on the tower gets saved, and- Shinsou: why does the prince always save the princess. Eri: what? Shinsou: not every woman needs a man to save them- Y/N, bursting in through the door: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! WOMEN SUPREMACY! Shinsou: …where did you even come from- Y/N: OH YEAH! POLITICS! Shinsou: those aren’t- that isnt- Y/N: OH YEAHHHHHHH!!! —

Y/N, trying to teach Eri math: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many do you have left?

Eri: 0

Y/N: this is basic math, Eri. It’s not even that hard-

Eri: I would give everything to you if you asked, because I love you 🥰

Y/N, holding back tears: gross, absolutely disgusting, get out of my room- 

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Aizawa: Y/N and Shinsou, can you get us a table? 

Y/N: Sure

Shinsou and Y/N, running out of a restaurant with a table: START THE CAR START THE CAR START THE CAR

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Present Mic, at some point: OH YEAH I FORGOT I LEFT THEM AT TRADER JOES ONE SEC

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Present Mic and Aizawa, after getting hit with a quirk during a  rescue: ✨Hē😩pïnnEd💖mE☄️agÂinSt🥵tHe✨wäaLL🤭☝️ “H😲-haRRy🧚‍♀️” I☝️stuttered🥵🥖 “💦😍ShHhH✨🤫HhuSh👂,🦋bAbY🍼goRL🧈” he👐 growled😰😱 “mY🖖🤩moThEr👩‍👦😳WiLL🌟bE🌸upSet,🐟” I🤕 refused🙅‍♂️🌱 🥰mY😩💅hAzEL✨🥱oRbs🧚‍♀️gLiStEnEd🦟🥵iN😖⚔️the🤨🚤suNseT😱 He👐👹graBbEd✨😋oNtO😩📈mY📉😨hiPs,🕵️‍♀️🥤puLLinG✨🐛mE🌸 iN.🎥 “🙄THaT👆abU$iVe☝️jiMin😼wiLL🤸nEvEr 🍃huRt🦗yoU🏩agAin,🥲bAby 🍼🤪gOrL.🇫🇷” HaRrY😨🥤sAiD🤩 “😩🤸ThAnK💗yoU,🎇h-HarRy💠"🐑I mAnAgEd🤙aS😝🤩 hE👅puLLeD👁️✨mE👺inTo 🙄a 😔kisS😽” “🙇‍♂️AnYtHing🫀fOr🦶yoU,😖🦋BabY🐣🥵gOrL🍼”

Y/N: …how the fuck are they doing that

Shinsou, crying: I don’t know

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Mirio, coming over for the holidays: Haha! And there’s my favorite kid of the famliy, c’mere!

Y/N, arms open wide, ready for a hug: Mirioooo! I-

Mirio, scooping up Eri in his arms: Eri, how’ve you been? 

Y/N:

Shinsou: Are you okay-

Y/N, shaking: I hate it here

Shinsou, patting Y/N’s back: It’s the same every year.

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Y/N, dying their hair at 2am with a Walmart bag and Kool-Aid:

Aizawa, hair up in cat-shaped rollers, wearing a matcha green face mask and in Mic’s hot pink bathrobe: …what are you doing? 

Y/N: Aagh! S-sorry, I didn’t mean to be that loud, I just wanted to-… uhm, what are you wearing?

Aizawa, looking down:

Y/N:

Aizawa: 🧍

Y/N: 🧍

Aizawa: 👁👄👁

Y/N: 👁👄👁

Aizawa and Y/N, in unison: Let’s both agree to never speak of this again. 

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Waiter: Can I get you anything?

Present Mic: I’ll have a milkshake with two straws.

Aizawa: *blushes*

Present Mic, putting both straws in mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

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Aizawa, bring his entire fam on a work day:

All Might: Shinsou! We do not curse words at the moment, there are children present

Eri, in the distance: FUCK!

(bonus: bakugou: good fuckin’ job)

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can i headcanon aizawa and shinsou as lactose intolerant because i want to headcanon them as lactose intolerant as someone (me) who is lactose intolerant

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Y/N and Shinsou, standing over a broken cat mug: Before you say anything…

Mirio:

Eri:

Present Mic:

Aizawa: *raises eyebrows*

Shinsou:..that’s it. We just don’t want you to say anything.

Y/N, quietly: run?

Shinsou, whispering back: run.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU

Warnings: none, this is super fluffy, christmas headcanons, slightly chaotic, Rika loves the holidays as she should, baking with Rika, Rika being Rika, this is super cute, overall lots of floof, gn! Reader

Character: Rika of the elite 4

Requests: OPEN

Its that time of year aka christmas headcanons!!!

Merry Christmas everyone <3

Anyway lets get into it with good ol’ Rika

Rika is definitely a big fan of the holidays considering she absolutely loves the cheery vibe it brings to everyone

And its another reason for her to consume as much alcohol as she can whOOPS

But Rika also loves the holidays because now she can spend them with you

She practically has a to-do list of the different holiday activities she wants to do with you

And of course one of them has to be putting up a tree

But this is Rika so the christmas tree will not be an ordinary christmas tree

It has to be fun and something that fits the both of you and something that you can work on together!

Rika definitely will want some type of colored tree, anything but the normal evergreen color will work even if its just white

Then she wants to make at least some handmade ornaments with you

It’s definitely time consuming and not easy work but it’s something she has always wanted to try with a significant other and well now she wants to try it with you

Which means Rika will be dragging you to a craft store to get different supplies you may need as you both look at ideas for your ornaments together

Rika will definitely want to make ones that mean something to you both and are some memories you two have together and just different quirks of your own personalities

And you can bet Rika will be attempting to make a Clodsire ornament

Like cmon she has to

And of course after you little craft store run to get a ton of materials for ornaments and to start your crafty Christmas journey you have to get some hot chocolate on the way home

Or eggnog, coffee, tea, whatever your preference is

And so begins the wild ride that is making ornaments with Rika

If you are painting something for an ornament she will be dabbing some paint on your nose

When you look up at her confused, whining her name because of what she did, she will absolutely immediately fucking melt

She loves you so much and you’re too cute

If you retaliate and try to get paint on Rika’s nose, face, hands, ect the situation will absolutely devolve into a little mini paint fight that definitely ends up ruining whatever you both were wearing

But you had fun and made a new memory so thats what really matters right?

Even if it means saving the half finished ornaments for another day

Holidays with Rika mean more than just christmas tree decorating

Of course christmas baking is practically required which means making all sorts of christmas cookies and candies with Rika

If you’re good at baking Rika is happy to be your sous-chef, measuring ingredients for you or being the mixer as you tell her what to do or work on other parts of whatever you are making at the time

If you arent so good at baking then you can both learn together

Rika may not be the best baker ever but she definitely tries and won’t let even one failure slow her down

Either way, it’s going to be a joy

Rika will be teasing you the whole time in the kitchen

Hugging you from behind as you measure or mix something together

Stealing kisses from you the second you turn around to grab an ingredient

Trying to steal a taste of the cookie dough, frosting, batter, ect despite the fact that you have to threaten her with a wooden spoon each time she goes for a little taste

You’re almost tempted to shoo her out of the kitchen and finish everything yourself so that even some of what you are making gets into the oven

But dont worry, Rika behave so that you can both enjoy the finished sweet product together

And because she wants to decorate any christmas cookies or cakes you made together

None of your cookies or cakes will turn out as the typical aesthetic masterpieces you always see on baking shows or pinterest

But its fun to just decorate your creations together with Rika

Pouring too many sprinkles on over frosted cookies is fun and despite the mess, you would do it over again a million times

Holidays with Rika are full of joy and laughs

On cold nights she will always hold you extra close, pulling a fluffy blanket around you both as she cuddles you in her arms

On cold mornings she will make you hot chocolate piled high with marshmallow and a candy cane to top it off

She will wear the ugliest christmas sweaters she can find and buy you matching ones

Holidays with Rika also include dancing in the snow together on a night it happens to snow

Singing cheesy, romantic christmas songs while swaying in each others arms

Its sweet, cheesy, and maybe what some people consider “basic”

But its perfect

And christmas couldn’t be more fun without Rika to enjoy it with

Reblogs are always appreciated <3

i love being such a strong woman by day but a goddamn slut by night. i work my cushy little retail job wearing cute dresses and makeup, dressed all up so that everyone stares at me but no one knows how owned i am.

no one knows that the strong, pretty, resilient salesgirl gets her mouth held open and spit in, no one knows how she gets folded and half and fucked till her brain melts out 💕

they don’t know how she gets her hair pulled as she’s fucked from behind, turned into nothing but a drooling, whining whore for her girlfriend— no, her daddy.

they don’t know the fucktoy she is for her daddy.

!! THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIAN SEX !!

NSFW RIKA HEADCANONS

Warnings: NSFW, choking, bdsm collars, scissoring, afab! Reader, reader has a vagina, Rika has a vagina, marking, toys (specifically vibrator and strap-on), oral sex, face sitting, fingering, spanking, hair pulling/tugging, this is goddamn filthy, pussy drunk Rika, dom! Rika, sub! Reader, pleasure dom! Rika, overstimulation

Character: Rika of the elite 4

Requests: OPEN

You guys have been begging for it so here it is~

First things first Rika is a top AND a dom and she does not yield to anyone

That includes you

As much as she loves you, no matter how much you beg, you will not be topping or domming her

Rika needs control especially in bed and she loves the control you let her have

She’s greedy too

She takes and takes and takes, gifting you glorious pleasure as she pulls orgasm after orgasm out of your poor body

A session with Rika is not over until you’ve cum at least three times and even then, she always prefers one more

Rika is well versed in pleasure and is a rather kinky bitch

She has a skilled mouth that she loves to torment you with

Her tongue expertly swirling and tracing around the expanse of your pussy as she enjoys your taste on her tongue and your moans in her ears

She loves eating you out

It really is one of her favorite pastimes

Rika will have you spread out on the bed or maybe even on the couch, her face buried between your thighs as she grips them with her hands, holding them open as she takes her sweet time

She also loves having you sit on her face, your fingers in her hair as she messily slurps and sucks at everything you have to offer

She’s a messy eater to

By the time she lifts her face from between your thighs, your cunt is slick with her saliva and your own juices

Her face is glistening because of all of your arousal and cum coating her lips, cheek, and chin

She’s addicted to eating you out and its always hard for her to finally let your sweet pussy go once she has her mouth on it

Rika is also a big fan of fingering you

She loves having you on her lap, her fingers buried inside your pussy or rubbing your clit as your head is thrown back over her shoulder

She has to hold you still as she overstimulates you relentlessly until your thighs are shaking and all you know is her name

Her hand will move to your throat and she chokes you as her fingers work your cunt

She’s pressing the sweetest kisses along your jaw, neck, and cheeks as she torments you though

But you can always feel her smirk against you when you cum all over her lap again, soaking her pants another time

While Rika is incredibly skilled with her fingers and mouth alone, putting them together is pure heaven

Although when Rika does use her fingers as she eats you out, you can know it’s going to be a long night

She always uses them together when shes desperate

Desperate to taste you

Desperate to make you a mess

She’s insatiable when it comes to you

And as you could probably expect, Rika is no stranger to toys and has a large collection of them

One of her favorites being a vibrator she loves to torture you with

Its a high quality one too, one that cost a pretty penny that she loves to use along with her fingers to make you cry for her

She also loves using it with the rather large strap she owns

Which surprise to no one, Rika owns a strap, several of them actually with different sizes and textures that she uses on you

She actually had the two of you test each one she owns so she could find out which one made you feel the best and was the most comfortable to you

So naturally, that is the one she always uses on you

She loves to fuck you from behind, slapping your ass as she fucks you roughly with the toy until your legs are shaking

Her fingers will tangle into your hair and she will tug it a bit as she slams into you

She also loves when you ride her

Your hands on her shoulders and her hands on your hips and ass as you bounce on her lap, whining and moaning as she fucks the toy deep into you as she watches every single pretty expression on your face

And of course, she loves having you underneath her as she fucks you

Your legs thrown over her shoulders as she keeps you pinned against the bed, ramming into you roughly

She will kiss you messily like this too

Making out with you as she lovingly fucks you until you are cumming everywhere just for her

Now I did mention that Rika is a dom but I left out one tinyyy detail

She’s a pleasure dom

She loves taking you to heaven without expecting anything in return

But of course she will never turn down a chance to have you between her legs as you lick and suck at her cunt

And on the occasion that you do eat her out she will be tugging at your hair, her head thrown back, eyes shut, with the prettiest groans leaving her lips

And of course Rika does love scissoring

Its one of her favorite activities in bed in fact and she almost loves it as much as eating you out

She’s addicted to it, loving how your juices mix together as she grinds her pussy all over yours messily

She loses her mind when she gets to fuck you this way

It feels so goddamn good, feeling your velvety pussy pushing and rubbing all over hers

She especially loves how messy it is

And whenever you two both finish she’s almost always ready for another round when she sees the mixture of both of your orgasms all over your folds

She’s either ready to keep going and will grind back all over you, or she will clean you up with her tongue herself

As far as some of Rika’s other kinks go she loves marking

After every single time you two have fucked

The next morning you will find marks blooming all over your neck, chest, and thighs

Whenever Rika sees them she will always have the proudest smirk so don’t try covering them up

Let everyone know you belong to her and her alone

Depending on how far you two are in your relationship Rika will probably also have a collar for you

It will be a pretty thing, high quality and subtle but with a tiny little lock on it and of course you will find the key that fits it around her neck

She never takes the key off and while the collar is something incredibly kinky

It also stands to show how much she loves you and wishes to be with you forever

Because fun fact, Rika was actually a virgin the first time you two had sex

And she plans on you being her first and only partner

Not only because she values you that much, but also because a ring would look quite pretty on your left ring finger

If you get what I mean that is~

Reblogs are always appreciated <3

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There is now an entire eel, way to big for your bed draped across it and covered in rose petals with a shrimp in his mouth, seductively. Mucus is dripping into your mattress. Paul Blart Mall Cop is playing for your new date starting now.