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WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE IN THE DADZAWA FAMILY AS INCORRECT QUOTES
this is also just me projecting my love for all of them. this is in no way shape or form organized.
Present Mic and Y/N, doing karaoke: AND I KNOW WE WEREN’T PERFECT BUT I’VE NEVER FELT THIS-
Y/N: WAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR NOOOO ONEEEE Present Mic: 😲OH🤩YEAH!💃THAT'S✨MY😩KID!☝️ *hizashi inhales*: AND I- Aizawa, grabbing his bandage and pulling him in: if you two don’t shut up right now I’m going to drive you to Chuck e cheese and LEAVE you there, understood? Y/N and Present Mic swallowing: understood. — Eri, playing with dolls upstairs while y/n’s at hero training: and then, then, the prince comes!! Tada!! And then the princess on the tower gets saved, and- Shinsou: why does the prince always save the princess. Eri: what? Shinsou: not every woman needs a man to save them- Y/N, bursting in through the door: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! WOMEN SUPREMACY! Shinsou: …where did you even come from- Y/N: OH YEAH! POLITICS! Shinsou: those aren’t- that isnt- Y/N: OH YEAHHHHHHH!!! —
Y/N, trying to teach Eri math: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many do you have left?
Eri: 0
Y/N: this is basic math, Eri. It’s not even that hard-
Eri: I would give everything to you if you asked, because I love you 🥰
Y/N, holding back tears: gross, absolutely disgusting, get out of my room-
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Aizawa: Y/N and Shinsou, can you get us a table?
Y/N: Sure
Shinsou and Y/N, running out of a restaurant with a table: START THE CAR START THE CAR START THE CAR
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Present Mic, at some point: OH YEAH I FORGOT I LEFT THEM AT TRADER JOES ONE SEC
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Present Mic and Aizawa, after getting hit with a quirk during a rescue: ✨Hē😩pïnnEd💖mE☄️agÂinSt🥵tHe✨wäaLL🤭☝️ “H😲-haRRy🧚♀️” I☝️stuttered🥵🥖 “💦😍ShHhH✨🤫HhuSh👂,🦋bAbY🍼goRL🧈” he👐 growled😰😱 “mY🖖🤩moThEr👩👦😳WiLL🌟bE🌸upSet,🐟” I🤕 refused🙅♂️🌱 🥰mY😩💅hAzEL✨🥱oRbs🧚♀️gLiStEnEd🦟🥵iN😖⚔️the🤨🚤suNseT😱 He👐👹graBbEd✨😋oNtO😩📈mY📉😨hiPs,🕵️♀️🥤puLLinG✨🐛mE🌸 iN.🎥 “🙄THaT👆abU$iVe☝️jiMin😼wiLL🤸nEvEr 🍃huRt🦗yoU🏩agAin,🥲bAby 🍼🤪gOrL.🇫🇷” HaRrY😨🥤sAiD🤩 “😩🤸ThAnK💗yoU,🎇h-HarRy💠"🐑I mAnAgEd🤙aS😝🤩 hE👅puLLeD👁️✨mE👺inTo 🙄a 😔kisS😽” “🙇♂️AnYtHing🫀fOr🦶yoU,😖🦋BabY🐣🥵gOrL🍼”
Y/N: …how the fuck are they doing that
Shinsou, crying: I don’t know
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Mirio, coming over for the holidays: Haha! And there’s my favorite kid of the famliy, c’mere!
Y/N, arms open wide, ready for a hug: Mirioooo! I-
Mirio, scooping up Eri in his arms: Eri, how’ve you been?
Y/N:
Shinsou: Are you okay-
Y/N, shaking: I hate it here
Shinsou, patting Y/N’s back: It’s the same every year.
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Y/N, dying their hair at 2am with a Walmart bag and Kool-Aid:
Aizawa, hair up in cat-shaped rollers, wearing a matcha green face mask and in Mic’s hot pink bathrobe: …what are you doing?
Y/N: Aagh! S-sorry, I didn’t mean to be that loud, I just wanted to-… uhm, what are you wearing?
Aizawa, looking down:
Y/N:
Aizawa: 🧍
Y/N: 🧍
Aizawa: 👁👄👁
Y/N: 👁👄👁
Aizawa and Y/N, in unison: Let’s both agree to never speak of this again.
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Waiter: Can I get you anything?
Present Mic: I’ll have a milkshake with two straws.
Aizawa: *blushes*
Present Mic, putting both straws in mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.
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Aizawa, bring his entire fam on a work day:
All Might: Shinsou! We do not curse words at the moment, there are children present
Eri, in the distance: FUCK!
(bonus: bakugou: good fuckin’ job)
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can i headcanon aizawa and shinsou as lactose intolerant because i want to headcanon them as lactose intolerant as someone (me) who is lactose intolerant
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Y/N and Shinsou, standing over a broken cat mug: Before you say anything…
Mirio:
Eri:
Present Mic:
Aizawa: *raises eyebrows*
Shinsou:..that’s it. We just don’t want you to say anything.
Y/N, quietly: run?
Shinsou, whispering back: run.
Alright my money on this is kaminari mother. I mean come on she looks like she has an electric quirk and she has dark color hair with highlights witch could be blonde and black. There eye shape looks similar as well!
