I Did Not Expect HOFAS To Be A Religious Experience But Oh My God

I did not expect HOFAS to be a religious experience but oh my god

Jesper, at the crow club, complaining to Kaz about this guy blocking all of Wylans ideas on the merchant council: he is the worst

Wylan, the next day: Hey Jes, what is this file that appeared on my desk?

Jes: What? Show me.

Wy: it doesn't have my sketches on it, it isn't one of mine.

Jes, opening it: thats a folder full of blackmail on *bastard*

Wy: so i guess the art school will be funded after all. We should send Kaz a thank you, do you think i can get him a blank pardon?

Jes: Sometimes you scare me.

I know in canon Jesper and Wylan don't really want Kaz to visit post CK because he always drags Jesper into illegal activities, but I will still stick to my HC that they have a spare room specifically for him, that they often invite him to dinner, and that they store an extra amount of food in their pantry for him to steal when he breaks into their house (which is a totally normal thing to do, why are you asking).

In return, Kaz is making himself useful as "pest control". Every now and again Jesper and Wylan trip over some tied up guy in front of their door who has been causing trouble for them. It's not that they don't appreciate it, but they still wish Kaz could show his affection like....y'know...a normal person sometimes.

I kinda want Percy to chill at the beach with his friends and for them to see someone chuck some trash into the ocean and for Percy ("the Ocean") to just yeet it back at them.

no, but percy and annabeth would be such environment junkies. like, they spent half their lives with grover 'if I don't kill a person who litters each day my life is incomplete' underwood????? just imagine percy trying to cut down on coca-cola or reuse the bottles because grover told him how much of an impact a single can has. and Annabeth working her damnedest to create designs for buildings that use responsible resources and have renewable energy sources, finding out ways to make rainwater harvesting affordable and cheap. the trio attending and protesting in environmental rallies, with green paint on their cheeks and holding signs annabeth made from recycled material. just everything.

So I'm thinking about six of crows grisha-swap AUs (nina & jes "regular", the others grisha) and every time i see those fics they are different types. So I'm interested - what type of grisha would they be? Mostly Kaz, actually, because i think thats a wildcard

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

The mix of feelings when your theory was right but your theory being right is like the worst case scenario ever