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HI!!! I just binge read a ton of your headcanons and holy cow I LOVE your writing style! "This would only come out with one outcome. … .. .🔪."(from yandere Techno w/a darling he's neutral on but the voices love) Is such a good line I turned I had to share it with my friends (out of context, of course if they find out I read yandere dsmp reader inserts I am going to have to do the honorable thing and fall on my sword)

Lmao, I'm so glad you like the content and thank you for all the compliments. Your so nice! Thank you anon!

I remembered the villains are, in fact, villains and as a result would be interesting as yanderes.

So, headcanons for how you think yandere Shigaraki and yandere Dabi (separate) would take their darlings? They’re already villains, so it’s not like they have to worry about the law

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Triggers: the act of kidnapping, description of kidnapping, mention of kidnapping, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

Shigaraki

Well... Shigaraki is far from gentle.

He is mad at you.

He has been for months.

Why?

Well, because you are making him feel this way.

That's why he's not going to be nice and gentle with you.

I can see they're being two different ways that he kidnaps you.

One being he doesn't himself.

Or two he has somebody else do it.

It's going to turn out bad for you either way, there's no way you're escaping him.

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The first way that he would kidnap you is doing it himself.

He would likely do this in the dead of night.

When everybody is asleep.

When the city is semi quiet.

When the heroes are out on patrol and doing other things, worried about when the next league of villain attack will be.

Meanwhile you will be all cooped up in your little home, believing that you are safe from the outside world.

But oh dear reader how you are wrong…

He doesn't need to be loud when he kidnaps you.

I'll just disintegrate the door knob to the front door.

Slip inside like a cat, sly and quiet.

Slip on his gloves.

Pick you up in his arms, and whisk you away into the night.

Then before you know it you'll be thrown onto a concrete floor, and tied to a wall with quirk canceling chains.

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But if he has someone else do it, then it's not so quiet.

Once again, he will likely have them strike in the night.

Shigaraki likely hired a couple of local thugs to kidnap you.

They would pull up (skr skr) in a black van.

Then before you knew it, you were being manhandled into a van, with a bag thrown over your head.

Wow reader...you really are dumb sometimes.

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In short: You're kinda fucked either way..

Word count: 305

Dabi

Unlike Shigaraki, Dabi doesn't have all these fancy resources, but he does have himself.

And that's all he needs.

Dabi will be gentle with you.

Because unlike the man child, he actually understands his feelings!

So at least you won't end up with any bad injuries! 👍

(Unless you struggle, then you might get a few burns)

Dabi is as well likely to attack during the night.

He'll be more tricky with his break in as well.

Dabi will wait until you're in the most valuable position of sleep.

He'll then break the lock on your bedroom window, and slide it open.

He'll then pick you up.

And if you're a light sleeper and fight, he won't hesitate to burn your arm a little.

But…

If you're a heavy sleeper, you should be okay.

Dabi doesn't need fancy stuff to get the job done.

To him, kidnapping you is just an in and out job.

It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

What can he say?

Dabi is a simple man, and likes to get things done the easy way.

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It's likely not as extravagant as you thought dear reader.

But do remember this, all the fun does began when the kidnapping is over~

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In short: If you have the feeling of being watched of late... I'd recommend you take a few more sleeping pills.. just so you don't get burned...

Word count: 234

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Thanks for reading!

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Wow... It's a long post today! As an apology for lack of consistent posting.

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