Hi, I Was Wondering If I Could Request For The Yandere God!techno Headcanons Where Reader Escapes But
Hi, I was wondering if I could request for the yandere god!techno headcanons where reader ‘escapes’ but in actuality they ran off to try and get a gift for techno, or knows techno will chase them so they’re waiting for him somewhere with said gift. I wonder how he’d react!
Triggers: Obsessive behavior, possessive behaviors, mention of physical violence, mention of punishment, mention of mass death, mention of being kidnapped, unhealthy relationships, toxic relationship, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.
Enjoy.
God!Techno

Okay...he's not gonna be happy.
Just putting that out there now.
My guy, he's gonna be pissed.
Techno will most likely punish you multiple times to go along with your multiple escape attempts.
He's also highly likely to trap you away so you can't keep trying to escape.
Basically, I'm trying to say it would be impossible to escape Techno.
But…
Let's say you do.
Let's say you somehow escape this beast of a man.
I do wish you good luck.
~
Alright, by some blessed prayer you escaped.
You better fucking run and be quick with that little gift of yours.
Hopefully you've already planned out your gift for him.
And hope you don't care too much about the place that gift is from.
Because you're not gonna have much time to wander around like some little duck.
This is grab and go hoe.
And that place you're getting the gift from is likely going to be demolished within a few hours.
That is saying if he doesn't find you by then.
You better start running when you grab that gift.
I would recommend hiding until Techno has thrown his little tantrum.
This is both to keep you from getting hurt even more and a good sign of submission.
To Techno, you coming out of hiding once he's done being angry, means you accept your fate and will come with him.
~
Right...so you've got your gift and you're waiting for him to notice you.
And once he does, don't expect him to be nice.
At all..
Techno is gonna glare at you harder than when you glare at the coffee table when you stub your toe.
He's gonna be so angry you'll be able to smell his rage.
And I mean it.
That half piglin side is gonna have him more hot headed then the nether.
You'll be able to smell the burning.
Not only that, but the pure aura of power is suffocating.
Hope you don't mind having a heavy chest!
Techno will grab you by your neck with a bone breaking grip.
Now I would recommend you give that gift.
It'll put him in shock.
This will hopefully save you from a beating.
Techno will just stare at the gift with a blank expression for a LONG time.
Techno.Ex has stopped working.
Seriously, he's just processing this.
Why would YOU, his captive...get him a gift?
Are you more screwed up than him?
Maybe.
Maybe, dearest reader.
~
After Techno finally reboots, he won't say anything.
He'll just throw you over this shoulder and bring you back to the heavens.
Now, don't think you are clear from punishment.
Techno will just be slightly more gentle.
Instead of slapping you across the room into the wall.
He'll just talk down to you, and give you a very harsh lecture.
Hey, at least you won't be sore. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Though... something odd..will happen.
After you are broken down into tears. Techno will kneel down to your height, and hug you?
Yeah, surprised, same.
Techno will hold you in a tight embrace, won't say anything for a while.
But eventually he will speak to you.
"Thank you."
That's it.
~
Now let's talk about what kind of gift to give him.
Gold.
Or something shiny.
This man's got one hell of a pride and ego.
Techno would love anything that shows he's a king.
Whether this be a big crown or a king's cape. (You know, the one with red cloth and white fur).
Though, a gold chain necklace/rings as well.
~
In short: Really, it's better for you to just ask Techno to take you to town. Like... asking isn't that hard...
Word count: 617
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Thanks for reading!
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