What Do You Think Would Happen If The God!Technoblade's MC Somehow Escaped?

What do you think would happen if the God!Technoblade's MC somehow escaped?

Oh-oh! Here we go~

Triggers: mentions of beatings/crippling, techno being angry boi, swearing, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy.

~Technoblade~

Oh-oh god you're a fool.

You have just fucked over everything living thing on the earth.

Hope you're happy with yourself and your selfishness.

It's an understatement to say the chaos god Technoblade was beyond pissed.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET OUT?!

ALL THAT HE HAS DOES FOR YOU!

HE GAVE YOU THE FUCKING WORLD!

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

Similar thoughts would run through his head.

You had best better book it, and keep running.

Because this man will immediately send out all of his followers to find you.

Techno would use everything he had to hunt you down.

And it didn't take long.

You had somehow made your way to a desert, and were in search of a well.

When you finally found one, you looked into your reflection for a moment.

Big mistake.

As you stared at yourself, the water shook.

It shook with the thumps that echoed through the earth.

You froze up knowing exactly what it was.

More like who it was.

The chaos god approached you from behind, and wasted no time in punching you into the ground.

Technoblade will beat you to the break of death.

It doesn't matter how far you run.

He's gonna find you.

He's shown his sensitive side to you, it's either you stay with him forever, or you die never spreading out that information.

He will kick you around like you're a basketball.

He'll break bones, mainly ribs and legs.

He won't stop even when you're pleading in pain.

It shall continue.

The only time he'll stop is when you're barely grasping onto life, and about to take your final breath.

And as everything goes black.

You'll wake up.

But you can't move your lower body…

…

..

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Hey reader, do you remember my past headcanons on this? And how I said he punished you?

Well it happened.

As your eyes opened, you were struck with tons of pain.

A scream will leave you, and a low grown will come from the god next to you.

His strong arms gently warped around your waist.

It doesn't matter if you cry, he'll just pull you into his chest.

"This is your doing, little thief. Do not blame me."

"Don't worry, I will heal you when you have earned it. The pain will only last a bit longer."

"You mortals are so delicate. Hearing your bones crunch was truly satisfying."

And if this would not work, he would tell you about all the villages and people that were killed, just to find you.

To you, he is mocking you.

To him, he is simply trying to comfort you.

But dear reader.

Must I say it again?

This was all you.

You chose to leave him.

You chose to be ungrateful.

You chose this fate.

You chose this outcome.

You chose to have all those innocent people and the villages killed.

This was you.

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Technoblade would have a constant watch on you after this.

He would carry you around with him everywhere, even while heu was working.

And the other gods didn't dare question this.

Dear reader, not even the devil may help you at this point.

~

In short: Techno would be beyond pissed, and rightfully so. And he would fucking cripple you! Good luck.

Word count: 543

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Thanks for reading. Sorry if it was short.

A bit of a random question that I’ve been thinking about for a bit, I apologise if it’s a bit too random after the headcanons with God!Techno you just posted, but what do you think it would take for you to give in to a yandere? (didn’t want to say break instead of give in since that’s usually associated with the darling shutting down from what I’ve seen)

For example, I feel like if I was treated with care and love, but not forced affection, the yandere was patient enough with me, and I had some freedom so I didn’t feel like a prisoner, I could start to return the affection. Again, sorry if it’s an odd question, I was just curious about what you think it would take

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Give in? Huh...I feel like it would take me awhile to stop having anxiety attacks and chewing out said yandere. But literally with my current mental state, if they were to just spoon me.

But I'm also an asshole. So it's likely if I really wanted out. It's just a waiting game to them letting me in to their deepest secrets and emotions, before I cut them down with words. I'm not proud of it, but my tounge is a double edged sword.

Have an interesting concept: catching the interest of both a romantic and platonic yandere.

The platonic yandere’s looking out for your best interest, how do they know that you’ll be happy with a partner? They could hurt you! You could be super unhappy in a relationship, maybe you’re not interested in the romantic yandere! They wouldn’t be your friend if they let someone make you unhappy

The romantic yandere, however, most likely sees the other as a threat. How do they know that you’re not being influenced into leaving them by your friend? They’re keeping you from someone who’ll actually keep you safe, someone who’ll make sure you’re happy! Are they forcing you to be their friend? Don’t worry, you won’t be stuck with them for long…

Of course, the only way it could be worse is if they worked together to keep you “safe”. Why would you need anyone else when they can give you all you need? If you just let them, they’d make everything better for you… you won’t need to leave for anything, ever. You’re stuck with the two of them now, whether you like it or not.

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Right so, Romantic would hate platonic. And vise versa. They want you for themselves. Romantic wants to hide you away from the world, while platonic wants to be your only friend and explore the world with you. But what if you are stuck with both of them?

Prepare for a petty war. And constant yelling.

If you are hanging out with both, Romantic will have to have their arm around you in some way, and you'll have to be looking at platonic the entire time. Honestly it will feel like a game of human tug of war, and you are the rope.

But this won't last to long, one will eventually be killed.

It’s alright if you won’t be posting, take the time you need to rest and take care of yourself! Otherwise I’ll have to track you down and force you to take care of yourself like a platonic yandere-

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Bet- no balls. But yeah, I'm making myself dinner rn. thanks for understanding

Have a few dumb meme things I thought of because I was bored-

*(Name) hugging y!Dream*

y!Dream: What is this?

(Name): A hug

y!Dream: Gross. Do it again.

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y!Techno: I love you

(Name), without missing a beat: Love you too

y!Techno, panicking: That’s cringe

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(Name): *trips and falls over nothing*

All the yanderes: There. That’s the one I want.

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That’s all I got for now, tell me if you enjoyed them

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Theses- these were great 🤣

You’ve gotten me curious as I look through the characters you do for MHA, and now I’m wondering on what your take on a yandere Eraser Head looks like, what kind of darling he prefers, if he would even be looking for someone romantically.

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Yay! One of my favorite characters!

Triggers: mention of kidnapping, isolation, and yandere like behaviors. Please be careful when reading.

Enjoy

..? Aizawa ?..

Shota Aizawa is an obsessive yandere, straight up.

But he's also a silent, but deadly yandere.

Believe it or not, it's rather easy to get Aizawa to fall for you.

You just have to be ungodly patient and kind with him.

But he would also have to know you or work with you.

He wouldn't fall for someone on the street.

Aizawa would immediately have eyes on you.

And stalking you is already so much easier since he is an underground hero.

So sneaking around isn't exactly suspicious for him.

Aizawa could be both platonic and romantic.

Platonic, if you are younger or a student. (I can do platonic headcanons if requested).

But romantically, Aizawa surprisingly kinda prefers older partners.

But if you're younger, he could care less.

You are you.

Aizawa would start slow with you.

He would bring you coffee before you started your class at U.A.

He would do this 2-3 times a day, and just say he was doing it to me nice.

And you wouldn't question.

Because why would you?

Haven't you ever heard the term, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

But he would then, after a few months, would start to give you some lunch.

He would even tell you not to bring yourself lunch.

"Hey (Name), don't bring lunch tomorrow. I'll probably have leftovers from dinner."

"Oh, Aizawa that isn't needed-"

"I don't care. And I told you, call me Shota."

"Oh..uh, okay Shota.."

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Shota would start to talk to you more and more.

Whenever you were free and not talking to someone else, he was there.

He would even do your grading.

It didn't matter how much you protested, he would just do it.

Are you annoyed with it? Suck it up.

You want to work? You've been working too much, take a break.

You want to bring your own food? Well he has a new recipe he wants you to try.

Every single thing you have thought of, he has an excuse for.

But, if Aizawa had known you a bit longer, and you were already in his small friend group things would move a bit quicker.

He'll start to get more touchy with you.

Like a simple hand on the shoulder or upper arm.

But that's as much as he'll do until he takes you away.

Now how would Shota take you away?

When does that happen?

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Well, 2-3 years.

It takes Shota a lot longer to finally kidnap you.

But once that timing has come, he'll be a cat in the night.

While you are in the warm embrace of your sheets, and are kissed by slumber's dreams.

He will welcome himself into your home.

Shota likely got in through a picked lock, and silently snuck into the room where you laid.

He was swift to carry you out of your window, and take the rooftop route home.

Once he was home, he took his capture weapon and tied you up into a little burrito with the capture weapon and a blanket.

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What would life be like with Shota?

Well, he wants you to depend on him.

He wants to be the one to give you all your meals, to bathe you.

He wants to basically be your dad and your husband.

It's kinda like living with a flirty over protective parent.

You aren't allowed outside.

You want to shop for something? Go online, while he watches over your shoulder of course.

What about entertainment? Well he has tv services, and cats!

Aizawa would likely keep you like this for years.

He would wait until police have stopped working with you, then he'd flee the country.

After that?

God only knows.

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What does punishment look like?

One word.

Isolation.

For days.

Even if it wasn't that bad of an act, it's a minimum of two days.

It doesn't matter how much you scream and cry, he'll ignore you.

You'll get fed every two days and have a water jug.

He doesn't like it, but if it means you'll behave so be it.

That's about it for punishment.

Shota couldn't even imagine laying a hand on you.

Shota will keep you in that room, until your fingers will stick out from under the door and you only whimper.

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What kind of darlings does Shota like?

Well, you're either very quiet and kind or you're passionate and determined.

He loves both.

If you're quiet, well you're just like him!

That doesn't need much explaining.

But if you're passionate, then he is intrigued and looks up to you.

He would love how you bantered on, and on about your dreams and ambitions.

That's why it would slightly hurt him to kidnap you.

He was forcing you to quit whatever dreams you had.

But he needed you.

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In short: Shota is a patient, and possessive yandere. Just don't fuck with him when he's mad.

Word count: 816

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Thanks for reading!