After Ending Up Spending Most Of My Free Time Earlier Today Learning All About Ernie And Bert Drama On

After ending up spending most of my free time earlier today learning all about Ernie and Bert drama on here, I definitely had enough of tumblr and put my phone away to get lunch before I had to go.

And exactly when I sit down with others by the table near the tv to eat, the regular news is on and an extended segment begins on how the world at large is discussing Ernie and Bert.

That felt crazy.

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HI IM FUCKING TERRIFIED WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

PROUD OF Y O U 💪💛👍

i used to be terrified of wearing sleeveless shirts because i have [unspecified skin condition] but now that i’ve become confident with my gender and as well my muscular arms i’m like “damn can’t i wear muscle tops every day”

This stunned me.

It’d be GREAT if it tied in with the clip show episode where they’re all updating their phones.

Also this could be very meta

are we gonna uhhhhhhh talk about this

(Where is the lie?)

it’s always...

🎶 Sunny day ☀️ sweeping the clouds 🎶 away 👬

Hugh Honey, let me be your

Salty

DOG

Another meaning of the term “Salty Dog” comes from the archaic practice of rubbing salt into the coat of one’s favourite dog as a flea repellent. Therefore, one’s “salty dog” is one’s favourite person, best friend, an so on. This is the meaning of the line in Salty Dog Blues: “Let me be your salty dog, or I don’t wanna be your man at all.” The phrase could also have a sexual meaning. The lyric “Honey, let me be your salty dog” could also be translated to mean “Let me be your sexual partner.”