Stop Woobying Mac, Do Yourself A Favor, Hes As Bad As The Others, Maybe Not As Bad As Dennis Or Dee (they

stop woobying mac, do yourself a favor, he’s as bad as the others, maybe not as bad as dennis or dee (they are on the same level, the awful twins) but he’s not a fucking angel, it was in character, mac doesnt understand boundaries no matter who is the one putting those boundaries whether its men or women he never respects them, he gets into peoples spaces whether they want it or not, dennis was right into calling him out, this isn’t about gay men as a generalization being predatory to (straight) men this is mac being a dumb ass awful man thinking he could just get into dennis space and act like they are a couple when dennis has been saying “no” at least since season 7

The gang + co as whose line characters bc I’ve officially lost my mind

Mac: *crying* ...how long?

How long have I been ugly, Dennis??

Dennis: As long as I can remember,

you poor, ugly thing, you.

Mac: Help me! *grabs his shoulders*

I’m so ashamed-

*buries head into Dennis’ chest, leans back before Dennis can brush Mac off him*

I’m freaking out dude,

I’m freaking out!

Dennis: *scratches Mac across the cheek*

Mac: ouCH-! thanks dennis

The dinner speech

The seminar roast

:’(

How do you know if you’re ugly?

...well if you’re not sure,

probably best to assume that you are.

Mac did only start groping Dennis’ leg when they started mentoning how the Eagles needed points to win the Super Bowl (Go Birds) 👀‼️

“Don’t worry Dennis, I’m gonna make you SO proud [Mac pats Dennis’ inner leg and Dennis knocks his hand away and moves his other hand to cover between his legs], I’m gonna work really hard and get ALL the points, I-“

“What’s with you and the points? There are no points, we established that.”

“Well that’s how the Eagles won the Super Bowl... with the most points...”

“I know that’s how the Eagles won the S-, but this isn’t The Eagles...”

{Dennis looks around at his other side as well in the direction of Charlie, and might I remind us they are in fact The Eagles, the ones born out of thunder}:

Dennis continues “...okay? This is a seminar-“

“But Go Birds, though..?”

And they all agree ‘Well yeah of course Go Birds”

And Mac takes this affirmation of the Eagles to slap his hand back down on Dennis’ leg saying with a confidence and relief “Go Birds?! Right? Go Birds.”

And Dennis strongly pushes Mac’s hand away saying “Get your h a n d off my knee-!” while closing his legs more than they were.

(Also it looks like this is another moment where Rob ends up showing he’s trying not to laugh.)

ok so a theory on Time’s up for the gang

Dennis said “You gotta stop kissing me, man” to Mac. as if it had happened multiple times my theory is that Mac kissed Dennis in the Superbowl episode, which we’ll see later since it is a flashback episode.