No Cause He's WHIPPED Whipped Sally Jackson Really Has One Of The Top Gods Wrapped Around Her Finger

no cause he's WHIPPED whipped sally jackson really has one of the top gods wrapped around her finger

THE WAY POSEIDON INSTANTLY SHOWS UP THE SECOND SALLY CALLS HIM. LIKE NO HESITATION WHATSOEVER.

when I search james potter angst, I do not want to see a million james x reader posts where the reader is too busy pining over him and gets sad. nope. give me actual james potter angst. give me james potter, mr people pleaser, mr ive been the sun for so long i feel like i dont have a personality outside of it, mr i dont know who i am if i cant help people, give me james potter who breaks down and locks himself away, give me actual, genuine, james potter character analysis angst.

please and thank you 🙏

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

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