A Couple Of Days Ago I Was Rereading The Curse Of The Sea By @samyistrying I Already Lost Count Of How

A couple of days ago I was rereading The Curse of the Sea by @samyistrying 👀💕✨ I already lost count of how many times I’ve read it now lmao but I love it so much ahhhhh! ;-;💗

Today’s headcanon: Draco is a seer and has to keep being a twat for the good of the universe

- 11yo Draco has a series of visions showing an alternate timeline in which Harry Potter accepts his handshake in first year

- if that happens, then he and Harry will become best friends and possibly lovers, but Harry will end up joining Voldemort instead of stopping him and then Voldemort will kill Harry and Draco will be Horribly Sad (tm) and also the world will end or whatever, so that’s no good

- Draco tries to prevent the end of the world by being a total dick to Harry and Co, even though it means losing the best friend he would have had in the alternate timeline

- that’s why Draco’s always so mean to him in that weird “desperate for your attention” sort of way

- cut to after the war, Harry and Draco run into each other at a bar and for some reason decide to get a drink together instead of dueling in the alley

- Harry’s on whiskey number three and feeling Sappy and he looks over at Draco and asks “why couldn’t you have just been nice to me when we were kids? This is nice”

- Draco hitches one shoulder and goes “oh, because the world would have ended, of course” and keeps slurping his cocktail from a crazy straw

- fucking pardon you, Malfoy? “If you’d like to say something that makes sense, that’d be great.”

“The end of the world? As in, boom! Bang! Kablamo! Etc. I don’t— oh, stop looking at me like that.”

“Stop being crazy then.”

“Shan’t.”

Harry waited.

“It’s quite a tragic little tale,” Draco sighed eventually, swirling his straw through his melting drink. “You became a Slytherin, we were best friends, we kissed once, I think— that one was unclear and possibly a daydream. Anyway,” he continued before Harry could comment, “then you had to go and join Voldemort instead of stopping him like you were meant to and he murdered you and it was all very doom and gloom and so on from there. I don’t know, I stopped writing down the visions after that.”

“Right...” Harry said, head swimming. “So this has been a super weird prank or whatever, Malfoy, but I should—“

“No, wait!” Draco started, grabbing Harry’s wrist. He looked so serious, then. Harry swallowed. “I could, ah, I could show you?” He loosened his hold on Harry’s wrist, rested one thin finger along Harry’s pulse point. “If you’d like.”

Harry: you're such an asshole i hate you!

Draco: yeah and this asshole has been in your asshole so shut the fuck up

DTH 2021: Seducing Mr Potter (FIC)

Title: Seducing Mr Potter Author: @maraudersaffair Prompt: # 46 Summary: Little Scorpius struggles to control his magic. To help him, Draco hires magical specialist Harry. It’s been a few years since they’ve seen each other and Draco is shocked by how much he wants to shag Potter. Rating: Explicit Warning(s): discussion about disabilities Word Count: 8000 Author’s Notes: Thanks to my beta, L! The prompter asked for an adorable Scorpius. I hope I delivered. <3

(Seducing Mr Potter)

Pansy: Harry would you slap Draco-

Harry: *slaps draco*

Draco: wow, I am very hurt right now

okay, i do realize that all students from durmstrang delegation were probably 17-18 years old (to be able to participate in the tournament), but also i love this au too much to care

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