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Draco: screw you, potter!
Harry: okay
Draco, confused: okay?
Harry, whispering: do it you coward
Harry : Why did you become a death eaters malfoy?
Draco : Potter-
Harry : Tell me why!
Draco :
Draco : Ain’t nothing but a heartache?
Harry : *singing dramatically* Teeeellll me why
Draco : *singing in confusion* Ain’t nothing but a mistake
Draco: You need to study! What can I do to make you study?
Harry: Nothing, absolutely nothing. I would actually much rather do something else if you know what I mean.
Draco: Well that’s not happening until you get every answer right.
Harry:
Harry: Where’s my book!? Give it to me! What page?! I need to know what page!!!
*Draco reading Harry’s diary.*
Harry: Draco, what the hell are you doing in my dorm.
Draco: Shhh be quiet I’m reading. It’s a very good book. It’s enemies to lovers.
Harry: It’s not what you think.
Draco: Damn, so you’re in love with somebody else named Draco Malfoy. What are the odds?
Harry: No, I’m not telling him. Are you crazy? He hates me.
Hermione: No he doesn’t. And have you seen that man? He’s as gay as they come and he has been trying to get your attention since first year. Just tell him how you feel.
Draco: So Potter finally caught feelings for me.
Hermione: How did you know we were talking about you.
Draco: Are you telling me someone else has been trying to get his attention because I’m ready to fight.
Draco: today was the day harry told me he didn’t love me
Harry: that’s literally not what i said at all! i just said that you aren’t allowed to eat my cookies anymore
Draco: THATS THE SAME THING
Harry: i take decisions very carefully
Draco: *snorts* says someone with a tattoo of a penguin with headphones on his arse cheek
Draco: come on, pansy- I wasn't that drunk last night!
Pansy: you were flirting with Harry
Draco: so? he's my boyfriend
Pansy: you asked him if he was single
Pansy: and then cried when he said he wasn't
Harry mumbling 34+35: Can you stay up all night.. fuck me ‘til the daylight..
Draco: Gladly.
Harry: ...
Hermione: Harry, say something.
Harry: Where shall we-
Draco: My dorm. 9 PM. Don’t be late.
Harry: *internal screaming*
Draco spooning Harry in bed*
Harry: Honestly, babe, this is just embarrassing.
Draco: What is, Potter?
Harry: I can feel you getting hard.
Draco: Take it as a fucking compliment.
Some years after graduation*
Draco: Fuck Merlin, where is it?!
Harry: Do you need help?
Draco not realizing who it is: Yeah! I’m looking for this small box, it has an expensive wedding ring in it-
Harry tearing up: Baby I-
Draco: What?! Oh- Fuck.
What's yours is mine
Draco: I have a new hoodie
Tiny Harry from behind: we have a new hoodie
Hermione: Oh, I like your top Harry!
Harry: Thank-
Drack: Erm, I have a name
Draco: Are we still on for tomorrow?
Harry: You mean for our wedding?
Draco: I’m just making sure
Draco: Fuck you Potter!
Harry: Please do
Draco:
Draco: I-
Ron: Ohh! So you are that one store where you can get like pet food and small animals and stuff?
Harry: No, that's Petco!
Harry: I said I'm a slut for Dra-
draco: i hate affection
pansy: you and harry are literally hugging?
draco: minor details
Draco’s wand
Harry, whilst seeing a cockroach: *shriek* *leaps onto Draco’s lap* *bounces like a smol girl*
Draco: Harry- HARRY DON’T! No- *tries to push Harry off* Harry, stOP, SQUIRMING!
Harry: oK OK *takes a moment to compose himself* *relaxes on Draco’s lap*
Harry: Draco?
Draco: Yeah?
Harry: I think your wand is wedged between your lap. There’s something hard pressed against my backside.
Draco: Harry, that’s not a wand.
Harry: [plops onto Draco’s lap and hug him]
Draco: Potter, get off me
Harry: No, its too comfy
Draco: Potter..
Draco: Malfoy
Draco: [rolls his eyes] Fine, whatever
Everyone else in the 8th year common room: 👁👄👁
Harry : Daddy, can you pass the salt?
James and Draco : Okay
James :
Draco :
Remus :
Sirius :
Lily :
Ron :
Hermione :
Dumbledore :
Harry : I can explain-