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Harry loves being pampered and spoiled because he didn’t get to experience that as a child and Draco hates being coddled, he wants people to listen to him and obey him because for years, he only did what was asked of him, never really having a choice. So when they found that out about each other....you know what happens next. Sub!Harry? Or maybe Sugar baby!Harry? I dunno, I just like the thought of DomDaddy!Draco taking care of his sub.

Harry: mum, dad. I want you to meet my boyfriend, Draco-

James, glaring at Draco: malfoy.

Lily:

James: harry I don't care if you're bisexual but you're dating a MALFOY??

Harry:

James: you know I TRIED to convince your mother to let me tell you scary stories about that family when you were younger but she just HAD to refuse, didn't she?

James: well look now lily

James: our son has a sugar daddy

Lily:

Lily: what is wrong with you

When a stranger sits next to Harry

Guy: *sits*

Harry: *moves*

Guy: I don’t bite

Draco: *hits the table* I do

draco: i will hurt anyone who calls you ugly

harry: i’m ugly :,(

draco:

draco: square up, bitch

Harry: 🥺🥰✨

Draco: Use words, I don’t speak bottom.

Draco: are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world

Harry: No i’m wearing baseball pants because my ass is out of your league

Draco: *demonic screech*