Harry: *carves H + D Into A Tree*

Harry: *carves ‘H + D’ into a tree*

Draco: Ew

Draco:

Draco: *adds ‘4ever’*

Draco: are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world

Harry: No i’m wearing baseball pants because my ass is out of your league

Draco: *demonic screech*

Draco: good morning sweetie, what do you want for breakfast?

Harry, waking up: who tf are you- wtf are u doing-

Draco, covering Harry’s mouth: I said what do you want for breakfast :)

Harry: mum, dad. I want you to meet my boyfriend, Draco-

James, glaring at Draco: malfoy.

Lily:

James: harry I don't care if you're bisexual but you're dating a MALFOY??

Harry:

James: you know I TRIED to convince your mother to let me tell you scary stories about that family when you were younger but she just HAD to refuse, didn't she?

James: well look now lily

James: our son has a sugar daddy

Lily:

Lily: what is wrong with you

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Harry :

Draco : Look at this bitch, wHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION WHO BE SO CUTE, HUH?

Harry : 🥺👉👈

Draco : nO BABY I’M SORRY FOR YELLING, DON’T POUT

Harry : Its okay 🥺

Draco : sToP bEiNg cUtE iT’s kIlLiNg mE

Harry : I’m using my strengths to my advantage 🥺

Draco :