Day 20: Worst Fear

Day 20: Worst Fear

And She was never heard from again.

“realistic” anal

so @carpedm87 and i were laughing about tumblr sex ed and…

imma help you guys out a little bc tumblr has obviously scared half of y’all into thinking that anal is difficult and fanfiction porn is too clean and that if you use less than a whole cup of lube, you will die

cleaning:

have a nice, solid poop ahead of time

that’s it. you’re done

probably not something anyone cares to read about in a fanfic. ok to skip

your rectum is empty most of the time anyway

umm…. enemas sound like overkill to me personally, but i guess if you want to?

lubing:

use some, i guess. probably don’t use none

some people prefer more? some prefer less?

stretching:

idk never heard of her

condoms:

wear them irl

up to you whether you include them in fic? im not your moral compass

inserting:

relax and think about wanting the dick inside you

your body does the rest

literally, relax. if you’ve pooped poops the size of the dick, and you’ve used some lube, it’ll fit

the ol’ “one-two-dick”:

all the fingering stuff is just foreplay that feels good. pleasure helps you relax

if you don’t need it and you’re psyched about dick without it, ok to skip

you don’t have to skip it if you like it

i personally think it’s boring to read 80% of the time. other people will get squicked out if it’s skipped. write what you want

after:

sometimes your butt is sore?

sometimes it’s not?

idk, depends. neither is unrealistic

irl, wash things that went in your butt with soap and warm water

in fic, do you want to write about clean up? is it part of the story? if not, laugh at anyone that tries to shame you into including this

that’s it. that’s literally it. go write porn

Day 15: One of the kids in a costume picked by your Scholar

YOU’RE A KID NOW YOU’RE A SQUID NOW  YOU’RE A KID YOU’RE A SQUID YOU’RE A KID YOU’RE A SQUID

Neha appreciation day! And did I mention Megan is a nerd? Cause she is. Specifically a Nintendo fangirl. 

Raquel would honestly fit the Octoling better, both visibly and athletically, but that gun is able to spray actual ink and like hell we were gonna give her that one. She’s terrifying enough with a gun that CAN’T shoot anything.

(They made her Widowmaker)

Day 12: Your Scholar in a Historical Time

I’m pretty sure that Megan’s got some shrine maiden in her blood. Also I just really really wanted to draw a miko. So sue me.

Unfiltered version below the cut!

Get ya Kagura groove on bby

Day 11: Your Scholar and their Crush (?) Sheltered (???) from the storm

I’m gonna be real here, I have no idea of Tadashi is my guy. It’s between him and Tegan, but any guy in the cast more or less got a shot. But I’ve been focused on Tadashi, and frankly, clowning on him is continuously funny. 

Megan’s got a rough time expressing herself genuinely in romantic situations anyways. When things get too vulnerable she shores up and memes. She’d prefer to make people laugh than consider the possibility of becoming vulnerable with someone. As the kids say, y e e t. I’m too far behind to color this properly. So b&w today! Gag credit to Monthly Girl’s Nozaki-kun.

Day 21: Hogwarts

You might belong in Gryffindor, Where dwell the brave at heart, Their daring, nerve, and chivalry Set Gryffindors apart

Megan as a Gryffindor is mainly as a result of a popular fan theory that Houses are awarded based around what values more than what one ‘is’ since these are traits any decently well rounded person could exhibit. Elsewise she’d likely fall into Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff.

Fun fact; she doesn’t get her own wand till third year. First and second are spent with her trying to wrangle the family Cherry wood wand her own mother got honors with in Mahoutokoro, but it winds up combusting in disappointment. She finally screws up the courage to earn her own money and purchase a nice Ollivander; Alder wood and Phoenix feather, 12 ¼th inch, slightly yielding. Her patronus is a crow.