Kuai Liang: Don't Break Their Heart. They Only Have One.

Kuai liang: don't break their heart. They only have one.

Frost: break their bones. They have 206 of them for a reason.

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kollector, after he realizes kitana was trying to get him to talk: wait, are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because, if you are,...I will gladly do so. In a song parody. Also under the sea for some reason.

Kollector: 🎶well, kollector hasn't always been this glam. I was actually pretty sad once. now I know I can as happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful baby. Did your mother say "listen to your heart"? To be who you are on the inside? I can use three words to tear that argument apart. Your mother lied. I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. Scrub the deck and make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy persons neck. Just a sec. Don't ya know? People are dumb, dumb, dumb. They'll chase anything that glitters. Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come. to the brightest thing that glitters. I could eat them like dinner. I just like free food. And you look like seafood🎶

Fire god Liu Kang: hey! Kollector! Guess who's back. *Fights and fails*

Kollector: well, well, well. 🎶 Little Liu kangs having trouble with his look. You little semi-demi-fire god. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start. And your tattoos on the outside. For, just like you, I made myself a work of art. I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. I'm way too tough. Liu Kang, man. You can try, try, try. But you can't expect a demi god to beat a naknada. You will die, die, die. Now it's time to take apart your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough but your armour isn't hard enough. Liu kang, it's about time you get dying. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in 'cause it's the last thing you'll ever see. C'est la vi mona mi. I'm so shiny! Now I'll finish you so start your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny! You wish you were nice and shiny!!!🎶

What if shao Kahn met a fortune teller and it was his introduction to shang tsung?

Shao Kahn and baraka walk to shang tsungs place

Shang tsung: welcome to my fortune telling business. A tip of the hat from shang tsung. Hands over a card

Shao Kahn, reading the card: tarok readings, charms and potions. Dreams made real.

Shang tsung: you seem like a betting man unlike me. But I am in the company of working for royalty.

Shao Kahn: baraka, this gentleman has read my palm.

Baraka: or todays newspaper. Sire, this seems like a sham.

Shang tsung: I suggest you shouldn't infuriate me fang face. Don't you derigate or deride. 🎶You're in my world now. Not your world. And I've got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side.🎶

Shang tsung: don't question the echo. Completely normal around here. 🎶sit down at my table. Put your mind at ease. If you relax, it'll enable me to do anything I please. I can read your future. I can change some of it too. I look deep inside your heart and soul.🎶 you do have a soul, don't you? 🎶make your wildest dreams come true. I got voodoo. I got hoodoo. I got things I haven't tried. 'cause I got friends on the other side.🎶

Souls: 🎶he's got friends on the other side🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶the cards. The cards. The cards will tell the past, the present and the future as well. The cards. The cards. Just take three. Take a look into the future with me. Now you, shao Kahn, are from across the sea. You're from two long lines of royalty.🎶 I'm a royal myself from my mother's side. 🎶your powers high. But your kingdoms low. You need to marry somebody whose got plenty of dough.🎶

Shao Kahn: sad but true

Shang tsung: I can tell you want power and go from place to place to conquer everything. But it's gonna take a bit of green. Not everything will be needed to do so but it's a factor. 🎶It's the green. It's the green. It's the green you need. And when I look into your future, it's power that I see. And you, fang face, I don't wanna waste my time. You've been pushed around all your life. You've been pushed around by your mother, your sister, and brother. Even if you're married, you'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, what I see, is the man you always wanted to be.🎶 Just shake my hand. Come on. Won't you shake a pour souls hand.

Shao Kahn and baraka shake his hand

Shang tsung: yes! 🎶are you ready?🎶

Souls: 🎶are you ready?🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶are you ready? Power amplification station🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶amplification station 🎶

Souls: 🎶amplification station🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶power multiplication. Can you feel it? You're changing. You're changing. You're changing alright. I hope you're satisfied! But if you aren't, don't blame me. You can blame my friends on the other side!🎶

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It's more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I've failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you're taking your lumps. There's no one in outworld admired as you. You're everyones favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as shao Kahn. No one's quick as shao Kahn. No one's muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There's nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they'd tell you who's team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one's been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one's got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there's no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I've got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that's right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I'm especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more! Who's the ruler next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

All I use is 🎶. So, #🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

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