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Mortal Kombat 1 - Takeda Takahashi
Kombat kids first mission
Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*
Jacqui: we're f*cked
Cassie: there's too many!
Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*
Kung jin: you are awesome!
Jacqui: and quite the charmer.
Takeda: *jealous*
Kano: kano's the name charming's my game. I can take you somewhere safe.
Cassie: I don't know if we should trust him. I've heard that name somewhere before.
Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.
Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself...
Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I'll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶
Kano: 🎶I'm the friend that you need. When you're lost and don't know what to do. I'm your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you'll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I'll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I'm the friend you need.🎶
Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he's a friend 🎶
Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Both: 🎶he's a friend, indeed🎶
Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what's lying in the mist. Don't fear these darkened alleys. They're scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶
Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you're in luck.🎶
Kano: 🎶cuz I'm the friend that you need. When you're lost and don't know what to do. I'm your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you'll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I'll come running. We'll say it's agreed.🎶
Kombat kids: *enter kano's outworld home*
Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,"my place, 20 minutes". I'm going to get out of debt.
Kano: 🎶cuz I'm the friend you need!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he's a friend🎶
Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he's a friend, indeed🎶
Kombat kids first mission
Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*
Jacqui: we’re f*cked
Cassie: there’s too many!
Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*
Kung jin: you are awesome!
Jacqui: and quite the charmer.
Takeda: *jealous*
Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.
Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.
Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.
Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…
Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶
Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶
Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶
Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶
Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶
Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*
Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶
Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Takeda: I'm going to fight whoever makes fun of my girlfriend.
Jacqui: I hate myself.
Takeda: alright, you beautiful piece of sh*t! Square up!
You think Kung jin and takeda are living versions of the bro posts?
I can't be the only one that thought of this
Cassie: 🎶when there's trouble, you know who to call🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶teen Titans!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶from their tower, they can see it all🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶teen Titans!🎶
Takeda: 🎶when there's evil on the attack🎶
Kung jin: 🎶you can rest knowing they got your back🎶
Cassie: 🎶'cause, when the realms need heroes on patrol, teen Titans GO!🎶
Cassie: 🎶with their superpowers, they unite!🎶
Jacqui: 🎶never met a villain that they liked🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶they got the bad guys on the run. They'll never stop 'til the job gets done. 'Cause, when the world is losing all control, teen Titans GO!🎶
Cassie: 🎶one🎶
Jacqui: 🎶two🎶
Takeda: 🎶three🎶
Kung jin: 🎶four🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶Go! Teen Titans!🎶
Takeda: why aren't there adult sizes playgrounds? Like, everything is the same as a kids playground but bigger. Why do we not have those?
Kenshi: theme parks. Just. Theme parks.
Takeda: but you have to pay for theme parks.
Kenshi: that's the adult part.
Takeda: son of a b*tch
Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶
Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶
Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶
Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶
Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶
Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶
Tarkatans playing trumpet's
Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!
Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶
Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums
Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶
Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶
Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶
Mileena: it's over here!
Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶
Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶
Shinnok: Mortals!
Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶
Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶
Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!
Kombat kids first mission
Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*
Jacqui: we’re f*cked
Cassie: there’s too many!
Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*
Kung jin: you are awesome!
Jacqui: and quite the charmer.
Takeda: *jealous*
Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.
Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.
Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.
Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…
Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶
Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶
Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶
Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶
Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶
Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*
Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶
Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Kombat kids first mission
Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*
Jacqui: we’re f*cked
Cassie: there’s too many!
Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*
Kung jin: you are awesome!
Jacqui: and quite the charmer.
Takeda: *jealous*
Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.
Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.
Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.
Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…
Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶
Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶
Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶
Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶
Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶
Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*
Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.
Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶
Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶
Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶
Birthday special!
Cassie: 🎶mom, it's your birthday! Thanks for all the care and love you give. And not to mention all the meals and all the times I get kinda nervous and forget to tell you how I feel!🎶
Jacqui, takeda, Kung jin: 🎶shoo bi-Doo! Shoo bi-Doo!🎶
Cassie: 🎶if I'm little high strung, it's just because I'm young! Mom, I adore ya! And I'll do anything for ya! And though the others make me frantic with every single crazy antic! And when I'm bouncing off the walls, you're the one who stays calm!🎶
Jacqui, Kung jin, takeda: 🎶you're the one who stays calm🎶
Cassie: 🎶because you love for who I am, I'll always love you Mom!🎶
Sonya: nearly crying
If you couldn't guess, it's my birthday. I'm going to reblog an ask meme so you all can get to know me better. Have a wonderful day!
Shao Kahn: oh, kitana!
Johnny cage: oh, Cassie!
Kenshi: oh, takeda!
Shao Kahn, Johnny cage, and shao kahn: I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!
They all break down their kids doors with a hammer smash, shadow kick, and tele-push
Hanzo hasashi: hello, kuai Liang.
Kuai liang: hello, Hanzo
Takeda, hiding behind a bush: oh, they f*ckin'
Frost, behind the same bush: what? Th-they're just saying hi to each other.
Hanzo: how are you doing today?
Kuai liang: I'm doing well. How about you?
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin! Look at them sparks.
Frost: they're just- they're just saying "hi" to each other.
Hanzo: kuai, there is no one I trust more than you.
Kuai liang: I'm glad to here it, Hanzo. You're a very important person to me.
Frost, wide-eyed: oh, they f*ckin'
Takeda: oh, they f*ckin'!!!
(I think that's as NSFW my blog will get)