Kollector, After He Realizes Kitana Was Trying To Get Him To Talk: Wait, Are You Just Trying To Get Me

Kollector, after he realizes kitana was trying to get him to talk: wait, are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because, if you are,...I will gladly do so. In a song parody. Also under the sea for some reason.

Kollector: 🎶well, kollector hasn't always been this glam. I was actually pretty sad once. now I know I can as happy as a clam. Because I'm beautiful baby. Did your mother say "listen to your heart"? To be who you are on the inside? I can use three words to tear that argument apart. Your mother lied. I'd rather be shiny! Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck. Scrub the deck and make it look shiny! I will sparkle like a wealthy persons neck. Just a sec. Don't ya know? People are dumb, dumb, dumb. They'll chase anything that glitters. Beginners. Oh, and here they come, come, come. to the brightest thing that glitters. I could eat them like dinner. I just like free food. And you look like seafood🎶

Fire god Liu Kang: hey! Kollector! Guess who's back. *Fights and fails*

Kollector: well, well, well. 🎶 Little Liu kangs having trouble with his look. You little semi-demi-fire god. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man. Yet I have to give you credit for my start. And your tattoos on the outside. For, just like you, I made myself a work of art. I'll never hide, I can't. I'm too shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough. Strut my stuff, my stuff is so shiny. Send your armies but they'll never be enough. I'm way too tough. Liu Kang, man. You can try, try, try. But you can't expect a demi god to beat a naknada. You will die, die, die. Now it's time to take apart your aching heart. Far from the ones who abandoned you. Chasing the love of these humans who made you feel wanted. You try to be tough but your armour isn't hard enough. Liu kang, it's about time you get dying. Ever seen someone so shiny? Soak it in 'cause it's the last thing you'll ever see. C'est la vi mona mi. I'm so shiny! Now I'll finish you so start your final plea. Just for me. You'll never be quite as shiny! You wish you were nice and shiny!!!🎶

Noob saibot: hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello darkness my old friend!

I just realised that "Unfortunate Souls" would be perfect for Tchang Sung.

I'm just imagining one of the crows to got to hat kid and be like,"hello fellow express owl. Could you please help us with this vending machine. If you do, I'll never talk about you *insert least favorite body part and/or grunts* ever again

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Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It's more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I've failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you're taking your lumps. There's no one in outworld admired as you. You're everyones favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as shao Kahn. No one's quick as shao Kahn. No one's muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There's nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they'd tell you who's team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one's been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one's got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there's no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I've got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that's right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I'm especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more! Who's the ruler next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

Stryker: when my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working at a burger restaurant that was a front for the black dragon. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn't.

Flashback

Kano: oh, f*ck off. Really kobra? All the kid does is flip burgers and he's not even good at it. Let him go, sh*tbrain.

Flashback end

Stryker: and that was my dad's brush with organized crime