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Kitana, playing shao Kahn's Mario maker level: *dies* elder God's da- your f*cking hammer with your tight a** hammer, your stick!

Mileena: *laughing*

Kitana: *making random noises*

Mileena: *laughing*

Kitana: *dies* what the f*ck!!!...*making more dumb noises*

Mileena: *laughing*

Kitana: no. Bowser, Why you gotta be like that? *Screams of mental pain* just had to get that out my system.

Kitana: alright. *sigh* my f*cking head hurts.

Mileena: I can't even see straight. I can no longer visually take in this level.

Kitana: f*ck this. F*ck this sh*t.

Mileena: you're going for it.

Kitana: this is so stupid! This is so stupid!! F*cking stupid!!! Ay-ay-ay chi mama!!!

Mileena: *laughs*

Kitana: No. No. No. No. No. No!!!!

Mileena: welp,this was fun. I think we should call Dad in here.

Kitana: so you beat it with a fire flower?

Shao Kahn: yep.

Kitana: then that's cheating!

Shao Kahn: it's not cheating. It's a secret.

Kitana: it's not a secret, it's cheating!

Shao Kahn: secret cheating.

Kitana: I knew it! I knew you couldn't beat it!

Shao Kahn: secret cheating

Kitana: *hands over remote* Here! I wanna see you beat- here, take it. Let's see you beat it without a flower!

Mileena: do it father.

Shao Kahn: *dies*

Kitana: have you ever beat it without the fire flower?

Shao Kahn: no

Kitana: Then f*ck you!

Shao Kahn: *laughs and leaves*

Mileena: *dies multiple times* I feel bad for the next person I fight. This anger is coming out in kombat.

Kitana: I'll prepare myself.

Mileena: *laughs*

Mileena: ok, here comes the part that nobody has ever beaten.

Kitana: *laughs* there's probably a f*cking-

Mileena: *dies* come on. *Sputtering* you gotta bounce off the turtle shell so why- *angry sputtering*

Both: *laugh*

Kitana: *playing* just gotta believe in myself. This is how it works. Just gotta hype yourself up.

Mileena: *quietly* I surrender.

Kitana: hype man. Gotta feel it in your bones.

Mileena: my bones are telling me to f*cking leave the room and cry. That's what my bones want me to do.

Kitana: my bones are telling me,"please, I need more milk. Why do you do this to me?"

Mileena: "I need calcium"

Kitana: "it's been so long since I've felt I've had proper sustenance"

Mileena: okay.

Kitana: "stop it with the pizzas!"

Both: *laughing*

Would anyone be apposed to me making a parody song of baraka, mileena and Johnny cage singing this?

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I'm feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don't have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they're all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss 'em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I've got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you'd run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶

What's next?

I have multiple parodies in my head and I don't know which one to do. So, I'll let you lovely people vote.

This is Halloween parody from nightmare before Christmas

A make a man out of you parody with shao Kahn, kitana, mileena, kotal, and 1 more person of your choosing.

Dagames medley with mortal Kombat characters

What's it gonna be? I'll do all of them but I wanna see what you people want first

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It's more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I've failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you're taking your lumps. There's no one in outworld admired as you. You're everyones favorite guy. Everyone's awed and inspired by you. And it's not very hard to see why! No one's slick as shao Kahn. No one's quick as shao Kahn. No one's muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There's nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they'd tell you who's team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one's been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one's got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!"

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there's no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I've got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that's right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I'm especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I'm grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who's a man among men? And then say it once more! Who's the ruler next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

I like to think that there's an alternate universe where the mk characters are a cartoon like animaniacs. And the animaniacs one usually involves cyrax, sektor, and frost as yakko, wakko, and dot. That and ermac and mileena as Pinky and the Brain.

I couldn't stop thinking of this

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶it's time for animaniacs! And we're zany to the max! So just sit back and relax! You'll laugh 'til you collapse! We're animaniacs!🎶

Cyrax and sektor: 🎶come join the nether brothers🎶

Frost: 🎶and their nether sister frost🎶

All: 🎶just for fun, we run around the NRS movie lot. They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught. But we break loose and then vamoose. And now you know the plot. We're animaniacs! Frost is cute and cyrax yaks! Sektor packs away the snacks while kotal Kahn plays the sax! We're animaniacs! Meet mileena and ermac who want to rule the universe. The ninjas flock together! Sheeva wacks them with her purse! Torr chases ferra while sindel sings a verse! The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?🎶

Cyrax, sektor, frost, and everyone they mentioned: 🎶we're animaniacs! We have pay-for-play contracts! We're zany to the max! We have balogna in our slacks! We're animanie! Totally insanie!🎶

Sektor: 🎶fatality🎶

All: 🎶animaniacs!!! Those are the facts!🎶

Mileena: so, ermac, what are we doing today?

Ermac: the same thing we do every night mileena. Try to take over the world.

Sektor, cyrax, and frost: 🎶they're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! One is a genius! The other's insane! They're flesh out mice! Their genes have been spliced! They're mili! They're mili and the brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! brains! Before the night is done, their plans will be unfurled by the dawning of the sun! They'll take over the world! They're mili and the brains! Yes, mili and the brains! Their twilight campaign is easy to explain! To prove that they have worth, they'll take over the earth! They're mili! They're mili and the Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains! Brains!🎶

Mileena: narf! Why did I say that?

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!

Make a request

The three songs from that episode where Phineas and Ferb get the band back together except it's getting the entire cast together. These will feature khameleon, mokap, and hydro

Hakuna matata featuring Bo Rai Cho, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, kitana, Jade, and mileena

Let it go with frost.

Leave your request in the notes or in the ask box.

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Liu kang: 🎶what a wonderful phrase🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶it means no worries 🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶for the rest of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kitana: hakuna matata?

Bo Rai Cho: it's our motto

Mileena: what's a motto?

Kung lao: nothing. What's a motto with you? Laughs

Liu kang: those two words can solve all your problems

Kung Lao: exactly. Look at Bo Rai Cho. Why 🎶when he was a young trainee🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶when I was a young trainee!🎶

Kung Lao: very nice

Bo Rai Cho: thanks

Liu kang: 🎶he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the realm after every meal.🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned. And it hurt that my friends never stood down-wind. And oh, the shame!🎶

Liu kang: 🎶oh, he was ashamed!🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶thoughta' changing my name!🎶

Kung lao: 🎶oh, what's in a name?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶and I got downhearted🎶

Liu kang: 🎶how did you feel?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶each time that I-

Kung Lao: woah! Not in front of the guests

Bo Rai Cho: oh. Sorry

All: 🎶hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase! Hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶it means no worries for the rest of your days!🎶

Kung Lao: yeah! Sing it!

All: 🎶it's our problem free🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶philosophy!🎶

All: 🎶Hakuna matata!🎶

Liu kang: welcome to our home

Jade: you live here? It's amazing

Bo Rai Cho: home is where you rest. I'm pretty hungry.

Mileena: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole shokan

Kung Lao: erm, we don't have those

Mileena: ok, how about tarkatans

Liu kang: nope

Mileena: not even any turkey?

Kung Lao: Bo Rai Cho ate it all. Look, if you're going to stay, you have to eat like us. Points at a kytenn hive

Bo Rai Cho: slimy yet satisfying

Mileena: ain't the weirdest thing I ate.

Jumpcut to after eating a kytenn

Mileena: slimy yet satisfying

Liu kang: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena: 🎶it means no worries🎶

Jade: 🎶for the rest🎶

Kitana: 🎶of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy, hakuna matata!🎶

Repeated singing of the words "hakuna matata"

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

How many characters can I put into this one?

Mk1-4 cast: 🎶when I’m feeling lonely🎶

Mk gold-Armageddon cast: 🎶as sad as I can be🎶

Mkvsdc-mk9 cast: 🎶all by myself on an uncharted island in an endless blood sea🎶

Mkx cast: 🎶what makes me happy?🎶

Mk11 cast: 🎶fills me up with glee?🎶

All: 🎶those bones in my jaw that don’t have a flaw. My shiny teeth and me🎶

Johnny cage: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Baraka: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty in my face🎶

Kaui liang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kabal: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Johnny, baraka, kaui liang, kabal: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Reptile: 🎶yes, they’re all so perfect🎶

Kollector: 🎶so white and pearly🎶

Stryker: 🎶brush, gargle, rinse. A couple of breath mints.🎶

Reptile, Stryker, kollector: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Cassie: 🎶my shiny teeth so awesome. Just like your favorite song🎶

Noob saibot: 🎶my shiny teeth I floss ‘em. So they can be big and strong🎶

Mk cast: 🎶they got really shiny teeth🎶

Mokap: 🎶my shiny teeth! I love them. And they all love me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶why should I talk to you? I’ve got more than 32🎶

Cassie, noob, mokap, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

Johnny, baraka, mileena: 🎶shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Raiden: 🎶my shiny teeth that twinkle. Just like the stars in space🎶

Fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth that sparkle and add beauty to my face🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶my shiny teeth that glisten just like a Christmas tree🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶you know you’d run a mile just to see me smile🎶

Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Raiden, fujin: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!🎶

All: 🎶my shiny teeth and me🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth🎶

Mk cast: 🎶my shiny teeth and me!!!🎶

Mk cast: 🎶shiny teeth! Shiny teeth!!🎶

Song parody + announcement

Shang tsung: 🎶I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monsters, from their slabs, began to rise. And, suddenly, to my surprise🎶

Ermac, Mileena, and reptile in their Halloween skins: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶

Deadpool and miles Morales (dressed as spinel and Steven universe): 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Ferra/torr(dressed as banjo and kazooie): 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

All, except Shang tsung: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedrooms, where vampires feast. The ghouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrodes.

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash🎶

Revenants: 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

Revenants: 🎶they did the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they did the monster mash. The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. The guests included tarkatans. Kenshi and his son. The sounds were rockin', all were digging the sounds. Moloch on chains, backed by some baying hounds. The coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal ground "the crypt-kicker five"🎶

Kabal and Quicksilver (dressed as each other): 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash🎶

Raiden and Thor(dressed as each other): 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it was a graveyard smash🎶

Alien and predator: 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it caught on in a flash🎶

The joker and Terminator: 🎶they played the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶they played the monster mash. out from his coffin, Kahn's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid and shook his fist. Then said, "whatever happened to my outworld twist?"

Jason: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash🎶

Leatherface: 🎶the monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶and it's a graveyard smash🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's caught on in a flash🎶

All: 🎶it's now the mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶it's now the monster mash. Now everything's cool. Shao Kahn is part of the band and my monster mash is the hit of the land. For you, the mortals, this mash was meant too. When you get to my door, tell them Shang tsung sent you.

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶

All: 🎶The monster mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶and do my graveyard smash🎶

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll catch on in a flash🎶

All: 🎶then you can mash🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶then you can monster mash🎶

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Announcements: this is an ask blog now. You can still request songs but now you can ask everyone in marvel vs mortal Kombat. You can ask anyone from both sides. No NSFW. Oh, and I'm not going to do an entire story mode parody. I'm way too lazy for that. If you want details about the story, ask the kast.

Mortal Kombat and marvel Halloween

You were probably expecting a this is Halloween parody but every time I tried, Tumblr flopped on me. So, have this instead. And request songs and stuff like that

Deadpool is dressed as spinel

Ferra and torr are dressed as Hiro and Baymax

Kabal is dressed as ninja mime

Thor is dressed as raiden

Raiden is dressed as Thor. He even has the hammer.

D'vorah is dressed as the wasp

Hawk-eye and Kung jin are dressed as each other

Shao Kahn and Thanos somehow fused together to make thanos Kahn. (Yes, just like dark Kahn from mk vs DC)

Miles Morales is dressed as Steven universe

Ashrah is dressed as Charlie from the hazbin hotel pilot

Mileena, kitana, and Jade are dressed as the witches from hocus pocus

Sonya is dressed as samus

Iron Man is dressed as mega man

Cassie: this is so exciting.

Sindel: come on. This thing is a day late.

Johnny: places people. It's almost time for the medley. Dlc and the singular marvel character we invited, get ready to sing the final part.

Everyone in the mk universe just babbling on and on.

Jacqui: everyone, shut it!

Mokap: my lips are sealed

Jacqui: thank you.

Sonya: it's starting. Playable Mk1 characters first.

Johnny cage, Kano and raiden: 🎶deck the halls with boughs of holly! Falalalala-lalalala🎶

Liu Kang, bi-han, Hanzo, and Sonya: 🎶'tis the season to be jolly falalalala-lalalala🎶

Kitana, Kung lao, reptile: 🎶Don we now our gay apparel! falala-lalala-lalala!🎶

Jax, Mileena, and baraka: 🎶troll the ancient yule-tide Carol! Falalalala-lalalala!🎶

Sindel: 🎶yeah! Ooh!🎶

Sindel and sheeva: 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need🎶

Stryker, smoke, and kuai-liang: 🎶I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree!🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and ferra/torr: 🎶I just want you for my own🎶

Nightwolf and kabal: 🎶more than you could ever know!🎶

Everyone singing this part: 🎶make my wish come true! All I want for Christmas🎶

Sindel: 🎶is you!🎶 Woohoo!

Jade, rain, and ermac: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!

Jade: 🎶jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring🎶

Motaro: 🎶snowing and blowing up bushels of fun!🎶

Chameleon and khameleon: 🎶now the jingle hop has begun🎶

Kai, Reiko, jarek, and Tanya: 🎶jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle Bell Rock!🎶

Fujin and goro: 🎶jingle bells chime in jingle bell time🎶

Meat: 🎶dancing and prancing in jingle bell square.🎶

All: 🎶in the frosty air🎶

Bo Rai Cho, li Mei, and Quan chi: 🎶oh, the weather outside is frightful🎶

Kenshi, Mavado, nitara, and drahmin: 🎶but the fire is so delightful🎶

Hsu hao, blaze, mokap, and hydro: 🎶but, since we've no place to go🎶

Frost: 🎶let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!🎶

Skarlet: 🎶when we finally kiss goodnight!🎶

Ashrah: 🎶oh how I'll hate going out in the storm!🎶

Both: 🎶but if you really hold me tight🎶

Shujinko, hotaru, dairou, kobra, darrius, skarlet, and ashrah: 🎶all the way home, I'll be warm🎶

Jade, kitana, and mileena: 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Moloch, taven, daegon, sindel, and sonya: 🎶everywhere you go🎶

Frost: 🎶take a look at the five and ten🎶

Cyber Sub-Zero: 🎶glistening once again🎶

Frost, bi-han, kuai-liang, and Hanzo: 🎶with candy canes and silver lanes aglow🎶

Kotal Kahn : 🎶it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎶

Jade: 🎶soon the bells will start🎶

Jacqui: 🎶and the thing that will make them ring🎶

Takeda: 🎶is the carol that you sing🎶

All: 🎶right within your heart🎶

Cassie: 🎶santa baby!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶slip a sable under the tree for me!🎶

Mileena: 🎶been an awful good girl🎶

Jade: 🎶santa baby🎶

D'vorah: 🎶so hurry down the chimney tonight🎶

All: 🎶and hurry down the chimney tonight!🎶

Shao Kahn and Shang tsung: 🎶you're a mean one, Mr Grinch!🎶

Kintaro and goro: 🎶you really are a heel🎶

Geras, kronika, and cetrion: 🎶your brain is full of spiders🎶

Quan chi, kollector, and motaro: 🎶you've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch!🎶

Tremor: 🎶I wouldn't touch you🎶

All: 🎶with a thirty nine and a half foot poll🎶

Ferra: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Torr: 🎶sweetie, it's cold outside🎶

Cassie: 🎶I've got to go away🎶

Kung jin: 🎶baby, it's cold outside🎶

Sonya: 🎶this evening has been🎶

Johnny: 🎶been hoping you'd drop in🎶

Frost: 🎶so very nice🎶

Hydro: 🎶I'll hold your hands. They're just like ice🎶

Nitara: 🎶I oughta say "no, no, no sir"🎶

Kabal: 🎶mind if I move in closer?🎶

Sindel: 🎶at least I'm gonna say that I tried🎶

Kano: 🎶what's the sense in hurting my pride?🎶

Jacqui: 🎶I really can't stay🎶

Takeda: 🎶but, baby, don't hold out🎶

All: 🎶ahh, but, it's cold outside🎶

Ferra/torr: 🎶have yourself a merry little Christmas🎶

Raiden: 🎶let your heart be light🎶

Fujin: 🎶from now on, your troubles will be out of sight🎶

Kronika: 🎶through the years, we all will be together. If the fates align🎶

Cetrion: 🎶hang a star upon the highest bough🎶

Geras and kronika: 🎶and have yourself a merry little Christmas now!🎶

Kabal: so, is it over?

Cassie: nope! It's just getting better

Johnny: I'm tired

Cassie: bring in the guests and the character nobody has heard of!

Alien and predator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker and deadpool, holding a mistletoe over alien and predator: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Hornbuckle: 🎶you better not pout, I'm telling you why!🎶

Terminator and kratos: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Freddy Krueger: 🎶he sees you when you're sleeping🎶

Leatherface and Jason: 🎶he knows when you're awake🎶

Kratos: 🎶he knows when you've been bad or good🎶

Everyone: 🎶so be good for goodness sake🎶

Terminator: 🎶you better watch out🎶

The joker: 🎶you better not cry🎶

Deadpool: 🎶you better not pout and I'm telling you why!!!🎶

Mk1-mkgold kast: 🎶santa Claus is coming to town🎶

Mkda-mk9 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town🎶

Mkx-mk11 kast: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

The dlc: 🎶santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Sindel: 🎶santa clause is coming to town! Town! Town!!!🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶Santa clause is coming to town!🎶

Everyone: happy new year!

(source: Christmas medley on YouTube)

(I edited this slightly to include that last part)

One last parody (for this blog)

Johnny cage: 🎶remember me🎶

Sonya and Cassie: 🎶though we have to say goodbye🎶

Jade and kitana: 🎶remember me🎶

Rain, Tanya, and mileena: 🎶don't let it make you cry🎶

The entire marvel universe: 🎶for even if we're far away🎶

The guest characters: 🎶we hold you in our hearts🎶

Sindel, kenshi, and raiden: 🎶we sing a secret song to you🎶

Cyrax, sektor, and frost: 🎶each night we are apart🎶

Meat, mokap, and havik: 🎶remember me🎶

Ermac, d'vorah, and Baraka: 🎶though we have to travel far🎶

Kotal, kuai liang, and sheeva: 🎶remember me🎶

Fujin, Hanzo hasashi, and kid thunder: 🎶each time you hear a sad guitar🎶

Shujinko, drahmin, and noob: 🎶though that we're with you🎶

Kronika, shinnok, and cetrion: 🎶the only way that we can be🎶

Kabal and erron: 🎶until you're in our arms again🎶

Everyone in the mk universe: 🎶remember me🎶

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it's been a wonderful journey. I hope you can understand my main blog won't be mortal Kombat focused anymore. In fact, there won't be any more mk content for this blog. But, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop doing these things. I made a blog called "kombat-quotes-and-parodies". Go there to see mk parodies and such. I'm gonna change this blog into something I love. An epithet erased ask blog. I discovered a love for making OC's for the things I love and epithet erased is something I adore. so, I just want to say thank you for sticking around. If you're into epithet erased content, feel free to stick around. I loved giving you all these parodies and I hope you all have a wonderful future. I hope you can understand why I want to change this blog. This has been the former "ask-mortal-kombat-and-marvel" blog and I hope to see you on the new blog

@morethan24hours‘s mileena (and other mk art) is so much what my little 12-year-old heart wanted a decade ago when I started playing mortal kombat

it would literally be a crime not to do fanart

I wonder what it was like for them, growing up in each others’ shadows