Kung Lao: Hakuna Matata

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Liu kang: 🎶what a wonderful phrase🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶it means no worries 🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶for the rest of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kitana: hakuna matata?

Bo Rai Cho: it's our motto

Mileena: what's a motto?

Kung lao: nothing. What's a motto with you? Laughs

Liu kang: those two words can solve all your problems

Kung Lao: exactly. Look at Bo Rai Cho. Why 🎶when he was a young trainee🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶when I was a young trainee!🎶

Kung Lao: very nice

Bo Rai Cho: thanks

Liu kang: 🎶he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the realm after every meal.🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned. And it hurt that my friends never stood down-wind. And oh, the shame!🎶

Liu kang: 🎶oh, he was ashamed!🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶thoughta' changing my name!🎶

Kung lao: 🎶oh, what's in a name?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶and I got downhearted🎶

Liu kang: 🎶how did you feel?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶each time that I-

Kung Lao: woah! Not in front of the guests

Bo Rai Cho: oh. Sorry

All: 🎶hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase! Hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶it means no worries for the rest of your days!🎶

Kung Lao: yeah! Sing it!

All: 🎶it's our problem free🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶philosophy!🎶

All: 🎶Hakuna matata!🎶

Liu kang: welcome to our home

Jade: you live here? It's amazing

Bo Rai Cho: home is where you rest. I'm pretty hungry.

Mileena: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole shokan

Kung Lao: erm, we don't have those

Mileena: ok, how about tarkatans

Liu kang: nope

Mileena: not even any turkey?

Kung Lao: Bo Rai Cho ate it all. Look, if you're going to stay, you have to eat like us. Points at a kytenn hive

Bo Rai Cho: slimy yet satisfying

Mileena: ain't the weirdest thing I ate.

Jumpcut to after eating a kytenn

Mileena: slimy yet satisfying

Liu kang: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena: 🎶it means no worries🎶

Jade: 🎶for the rest🎶

Kitana: 🎶of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy, hakuna matata!🎶

Repeated singing of the words "hakuna matata"

Ever heard of the mk character hydro? He's not made up. He was a actual character that only appeared in the first few comics and as a robot in that one live action show they did. He looks like Sub zero except he used water. No, this isn't rain. Think of him like the original rain. He didn't last long and was killed off by scorpion. However, he did make a tiny cameo as one of the modifiers you can use and that's it. I don't think he even had a physical appearance in a game.

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

IMPORTANT

I know this isn't what I normally post, but this is serious! Is you wanna know what I mean, read the photo! People are using discord to kill! Spread the word! And stay safe! @ as many people as you can! @spideypotpie @kant-play-for-shit @redhoddsthighs @outworldgay @pmseymourva @kaballover @kitkat-kombat @limetchenart-main @crowh0e @boppin-chiquita @nerdynekotv

Don't forget:

Only using one name repeatedly until they don't.

Kombat kids first mission

Kombat kids, in outworld: *surrounded by outworld minions*

Jacqui: we’re f*cked

Cassie: there’s too many!

Kano: *comes in and knocks the outworld minions out*

Kung jin: you are awesome!

Jacqui: and quite the charmer.

Takeda: *jealous*

Kano: kano’s the name charming’s my game. I can take you somewhere safe.

Cassie: I don’t know if we should trust him. I’ve heard that name somewhere before.

Kung jin: we need some friend from around here and he helped us out back there.

Kano: actually, Hawkeye is right. And if I do say so myself…

Kano: 🎶outworld is not a nice place for earthrealmers all alone. All around, there are lots twists and corners that could lead to the unknown. Let me guide your way and I’ll be sure to help you through. You could use a friend out here and lucky for you.🎶

Kano: 🎶I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Useful and resourceful, too. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. You can call and I’ll come running just follow my lead. Cuz I’m the friend you need.🎶

Disguised black dragon 1: 🎶he’s a friend 🎶

Disguised black dragon 2: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Both: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶

Kano: 🎶you need a bud to spot the danger. A bud to stop the creep. A chum, and not a stranger, to assist. you need someone who is cunning that can take the leap. A friend to know what’s lying in the mist. Don’t fear these darkened alleys. They’re scary, yes, I know. Why, you could use a friend to protect you wherever you go.🎶

Kano, looking at Jacqui: 🎶and such a dazzling beauty covered in dirt and muck. But, now your fate is changing. Now you’re in luck.🎶

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend that you need. When you’re lost and don’t know what to do. I’m your pal, your amigo. Looking out for friends like you. And my help, you’ll concede, is a plus, guaranteed. Just call and I’ll come running. We’ll say it’s agreed.🎶

Kombat kids: *enter kano’s outworld home*

Kano, handing a black dragon a piece of paper with an address: here, take this to our employer and tell him,“my place, 20 minutes”. I’m going to get out of debt.

Kano: 🎶cuz I’m the friend you need!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend🎶

Jacqui: 🎶quite a friend🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶he’s a friend, indeed🎶