Shao Kahn, After Losing To Liu Kang: Who Does That Earthrealmer Think He Is? Nobody Defeats Shao Kahn.

Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

Dora actually has a knife! Forget using stars! She's ready to stab someone!

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Liu kang: 🎶what a wonderful phrase🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶it means no worries 🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶for the rest of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kitana: hakuna matata?

Bo Rai Cho: it's our motto

Mileena: what's a motto?

Kung lao: nothing. What's a motto with you? Laughs

Liu kang: those two words can solve all your problems

Kung Lao: exactly. Look at Bo Rai Cho. Why 🎶when he was a young trainee🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶when I was a young trainee!🎶

Kung Lao: very nice

Bo Rai Cho: thanks

Liu kang: 🎶he found his aroma lacked a certain appeal. He could clear the realm after every meal.🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶I'm a sensitive soul, though I seem thick skinned. And it hurt that my friends never stood down-wind. And oh, the shame!🎶

Liu kang: 🎶oh, he was ashamed!🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶thoughta' changing my name!🎶

Kung lao: 🎶oh, what's in a name?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶and I got downhearted🎶

Liu kang: 🎶how did you feel?🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶each time that I-

Kung Lao: woah! Not in front of the guests

Bo Rai Cho: oh. Sorry

All: 🎶hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase! Hakuna matata, ain't no passing craze🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶it means no worries for the rest of your days!🎶

Kung Lao: yeah! Sing it!

All: 🎶it's our problem free🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶philosophy!🎶

All: 🎶Hakuna matata!🎶

Liu kang: welcome to our home

Jade: you live here? It's amazing

Bo Rai Cho: home is where you rest. I'm pretty hungry.

Mileena: I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole shokan

Kung Lao: erm, we don't have those

Mileena: ok, how about tarkatans

Liu kang: nope

Mileena: not even any turkey?

Kung Lao: Bo Rai Cho ate it all. Look, if you're going to stay, you have to eat like us. Points at a kytenn hive

Bo Rai Cho: slimy yet satisfying

Mileena: ain't the weirdest thing I ate.

Jumpcut to after eating a kytenn

Mileena: slimy yet satisfying

Liu kang: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Kung Lao: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Bo Rai Cho: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena, Jade, kitana: 🎶hakuna matata🎶

Mileena: 🎶it means no worries🎶

Jade: 🎶for the rest🎶

Kitana: 🎶of your days🎶

All: 🎶it's our problem free philosophy, hakuna matata!🎶

Repeated singing of the words "hakuna matata"

Random headcanon

Johnny cage does Elon musk style tweets

I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one

Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶