I'm Doing Phineas And Ferb Songs Now. Here's The First One

I'm doing Phineas and Ferb songs now. Here's the first one

Frost: 🎶la la la la! Weaponry! It's the way to get it done. Weaponry! It's effective and it's fun. If you wanna make 'em fall on bended knees at your command, bow their heads and swear that you're the leader of the land. State your wishes in a language they all understand. With weaponry! That's the plan. If powers on your shopping list, then use the elbow and the fist. Pummel 'em until they get the gist. Just make an example of, representative example of, and most of them will not be missed. You can beat 'em up by any means or blow them all to smithereens! A favorite of this sentient machine. Nevermind the fatalities where there's municipitalities. To crush a set of, with the threat of... Weaponry will inspire future leaders to see. Weaponry, to have confidence in me! If I'm gonna be a conquerer to win the Lin kuei's love, I'll take it to the people with the eagle, not the dove! If there's one thing that obedience is sympathetic of, it's W-E-A-P-O-N-R-Y! Weaponry from above!🎶

Jacqui: 🎶there's 104 days of summer vacation and Kombat comes along just to end it!🎶

Cassie: 🎶So the annual problem of this generation is finding a good way to spend it!🎶

Mk kast from mk1-11: 🎶like maybe🎶

Frost: 🎶building a robot!🎶

Ermac: 🎶or fighting a mummy!🎶

Takeda: 🎶or fighting up the klassic tower!🎶

Tarkatans playing trumpet's

Erron: 🎶discovering something that doesn't exist🎶 finds khameleon hey!

Baraka: 🎶or giving kintaro a shower!🎶

Naknada and shokan play guitars and drums

Rain: 🎶surfing tidlewaves🎶

Cyrax: 🎶creating nano bots🎶

Shang tsung: 🎶or locating my Frankensteins brain🎶

Mileena: it's over here!

Fujin: 🎶finding a dodo bird🎶

Kitana: 🎶painting the netherrealm!🎶

Kombat kids: 🎶and driving shinnok insane!🎶

Shinnok: Mortals!

Johnny: 🎶as you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before someone continues the brawl!🎶

Entire mk kast: 🎶so stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all! So stick with us 'cause the entire kast is gonna do it all.🎶

Shinnok: mother, the mortals are doing a song parody!

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

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Shao Kahn, after losing to Liu Kang: who does that earthrealmer think he is? Nobody defeats shao Kahn.

Mileena: agreed

Shao Kahn: defeated. I lost at my own tournament. Publicly humiliated. It’s more than I can bear.

Mileena: would you like some refreshments father?

Shao Kahn: what for? Nothing helps. I’ve failed.

Mileena: you? Never. You have to keep going.

Mileena: 🎶gosh, it disturbs me to see you, shao Kahn. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here would like to be you, shao Kahn. Even when you’re taking your lumps. There’s no one in outworld admired as you. You’re everyones favorite guy. Everyone’s awed and inspired by you. And it’s not very hard to see why! No one’s slick as shao Kahn. No one’s quick as shao Kahn. No one’s muscles are incredibly thick as shao Kahn. There’s nobody in outworld half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon. You can ask any tarkatans or flunkey and they’d tell you who’s team they would rather be on.

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one’s been like shao Kahn. A king pin like shao Kahn.🎶

Mileena: 🎶no one’s got a terrifying face like shao kahn🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶my what a guy, that shao Kahn! Give 5 “hurrahs!” Give 12 “hip-hips!”

Mileena: 🎶shao Kahn is the best and the rest is all drips.🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one fights like shao Kahn! Douses lights like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶in mortal Kombat, nobody bites like shao Kahn!🎶

Ermac: 🎶for there’s no one as burly and brawny🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶as you can see, I’ve got power to spare🎶

Mileena: 🎶not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny🎶

Shao Kahn: that’s right 🎶and every last inch of me is laced with fear🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one hits like shao Kahn. Matches wits like shao kahn🎶

Mileena: 🎶in a throwing match, no one throws Spears like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶I’m especially good at hammer throwing🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶10 points for shao Kahn!🎶

Shao Kahn: 🎶when I was a lad, I ate 4 dozen souls every morning to help me get large. And now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen souls. So I’m roughly the size of a barge!🎶

Everyone except shao Kahn: 🎶no one shoots like shao Kahn! Makes those beauts like shao Kahn!🎶

Mileena: 🎶then goes stomping around in armour like shao Kahn!🎶

Shao kahn: 🎶I use skulls in all of my decorating!🎶

Everyone: 🎶say it again! Who’s a man among men? And then say it once more! Who’s the ruler next door? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his subjects and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down! And his name is shao Kahn!!!🎶

Cassie: dad, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?

Johnny: the mortal Kombat movie again?

Cassie: yeah

Johnny: pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Cassie: what hole? Looks down by the elder God's!

Cassie: what is that?

Johnny: it's a hole

Cassie: yeah, I can see that. What's it doing here?

Johnny: well, I woke up this morning... Sips coffee... And there was a hole.

Cassie: what are you gonna do about it?

Johnny: well, I did put a rug over it.

Inception sound

Johnny: yeah, it fell in the hole.

Cassie: should we call the police or something?

Johnny: oh yeah, I called the police earlier.

Cassie: well, where are they?

Johnny: they're in the hole.

Half of the inception sound

Cassie: where is mom?

Johnny:

Cassie: dad, where is mom!?

Johnny: she's on a mission.

Cassie: oh, ok. Where is the mission?

Johnny: in the hole.

Small bit of the inception sound

Cassie: by the gods! How deep even is this thing? Grabs mug and drops it in

Johnny: that was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Fast inception sound

Cassie: dad, do you even know what this is? For all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole it a gateway to the netherrealm or... Johnny disappears... Dad? Dad!? DAAAD!?!?!

Johnny, holding an apple: hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Cassie: dad, will you please take this seriously?

Arms come out the hole

Cassie: screams

Johnny: shoots the hands

Cassie: what was that!?

Johnny: hole person

Cassie: where did it come from?

Johnny:

Cassie:

Johnny:

Cassie: right, the hole. Yeah. Why are you being so calm about this?

Johnny: I'm more concerned by the tarkatan army outside

Cassie: what tarkatan army?

Growls from outside

Cassie: yelps a bit

Johnny: that one. Pulls out a movie oh, there it is

Inception sound

Johnny, after dropping it in the hole: oh sh*t

Inception sound