I Accidentally Deleted The Ask But I'll Do The Song Request

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

But does it work in text form?

Grabs jevil hat it can't

Wears hat and does anything

Takes off hat

What in the cinnamon toast fuck just happened?

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky

D'vorah?

•First impression: I was immediately intrigued by the hot bug lady. I was curious just how far nrs would go with the insect theme.

•Impression now: Nobody @ me but I really like D'vorah. I think it's a shame about Mileena, obviously, but she's got such a cool design and compelling motives. Kytinn are obviously not well received by others and I somewhat understand her motives for betraying Kotal to try and secure a safer position for the hive. Still not happy about it, but she plays the part of slightly skeevy betrayer pretty well.

•Favorite moment: I like pretty much whenever she's on screen but every time she says "this one" it feels like a gift. There's just a particular way she says it that I like.

•Idea for a story: I want to see a redemption for the bug lady. There's a lot of potential for it there. She could probably be goaded into helping Earthrealm if the hive was offered proper protection which might be a good segue into exploring her developing more stable relationships with people.

•Unpopular opinion: She's hot.

•Favorite relationship: Her relationship with Kotal is interesting. I've seen a few things from the comics that seem to confirm her and Kotal were very good friends. Or at least, she wanted him to believe so. It makes her betrayal that much worse. I'm aware of the ambiguously worded intro that might imply they had a romantic relationship but I always took that as her just fucking with Kotal and taking a shot at him for having trusted her so much.

•Favorite headcanon: Just to hurt myself, I like to imagine she genuinely enjoyed her friendship with Kotal even if she decided to betray him in the end.

Thank you for the ask!

Kronika: I never thought any of you essential. You're all crude and unspeakably plain. But maybe you all have a glimmer of potential, if allied to my vision and brain.

Kronika: 🎶I know your powers of retention are as sick as D'vorah's back side. But as sick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride. It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking about God's and successions! Even you can't be caught unawares. So prepare for a chance of a lifetime. Be prepared for sensational news. A shining new era is tip-toeing nearer.🎶

Liu Kang: 🎶and where do we feature?🎶

Kronika: 🎶just listen to teacher. I know it sounds sordid. But you'll be rewarded when at last, I'm given my dues! And justice is deliciously squared. Be prepared!🎶

D'vorah: yes, be prepared. We'll be prepared! ...prepared for what?

Kronika: for the erasing of earthrealms defender, raiden

Kung Lao: why? Is he sick?

Kronika: no, you moron. We're going to kill him and anyone who helps him.

Kung Lao: great idea! Who needs a defender?

Kronika: you fool! There will be one.

Kung Lao: but, you said-

Kronika: I will be earthrealms protector. Stick with me and everything bad that happened to you, will be wiped from history.

All except kronika: long live kronika! 🎶it's great that we'll all be connected to a god who'll be all-time adored.🎶

Kronika: 🎶of course, quid pro quo, you're expected to take certain duties on board. The new future will be littered with prizes, and though I'm the addressee, the point I must emphasize is: you won't have a chance without me! So prepare for the coup of the century. Be prepared for the murkiest scam. Meticulous planning. Tenacity spanning. Decades of denial is simply why I'll be god undisputed. Respected, saluted and seen for the wonder I am. Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

All: 🎶yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!🎶

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