I Accidentally Deleted The Ask But I'll Do The Song Request

I accidentally deleted the ask but I'll do the song request

Shang tsung: my sweet kitana. Filling requests is what I do. I live for it. To help unfortunate people like you. pour souls with nobody else to turn to. 🎶I'll admit that in the past I've been pretty nasty. They aren't kidding when they called a bit of a witch. But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways. Repented, seen the light, and made a switch. And I definitely know plenty of magic. It's a talent I've always possessed. And here lately, just don't laugh, I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and depressed. A bit pathetic. Those poor unfortunate souls. In pain, in need. One longing to be thin. The other to get the girl. Do I help them? Yes, indeed. Those poor unfortunate souls. So sad, so true. They come flooding to my flesh pits. Crying, "sweet sorcerer, please". And do I help them? Yes I do. Now it's happened once or twice. Someone couldn't pay the price. And I'm afraid I had to rake them across the coals. Yes, I've had some odd complaints. But I've mostly been a saint. To those poor unfortunate souls.🎶

Shang tsung: here's the deal, I'll Grant you the power to leave outworld and experience the earthrealm for three days. But that's it. And, if you can find you like it better there, you can stay. If you don't, you're coming right back here.

Kitana: I'd be abounding my family.

Shang tsung: that's your problem and choice. You need to make these kinds of choices in life. I forgot to mention that I'm going to need some payment.

Kitana: but I-

Shang tsung: not money. What I want is a tiny bit of your DNA. Specifically, blood. But you will be mute for a while.

Kitana: but it just seems a bit odd-

Shang tsung: 🎶you'll still have your looks. Your pretty face. And don't forget the importance of your fighting skill. People in earthrealm don't like a lot of blabber. They think people who gossip are a bore. Yet up there, it's much preferred for people to not be heard. Besides, what is idle prattle for? Come on! They're not all that impressed with conversation. Decent people avoid it when they can. Sometimes the people swoon and fawn on people who are withdrawn. It's they who hold their tounge that get someone. Come on! You poor unfortunate souls. Hi ahead! Make your choice. I'm a very busy man and I don't have all day. It won't cost much. Just some DNA! You poor unfortunate soul. It's sad, but true. If you want to cross that bridge the you have to pay the toll. Go ahead and take a breath the grab a pen and sign the scroll! Shao kahn, I've finally got her. The boss is on a roll! This poor unfortunate soul!🎶

As you can see, I reblogged my other mortal Kombat song posts. I did this because I feel like a lot of people haven't seen them. Or they just skipped over them. I reblogged them anyway if anyone missed them. that being said, remember to leave requests

SIGNAL BOOST THIS PLEASE

a bot/hacker has been going around tumblr and they show up in your dms greeting you

and then they tell some personal info about themselves

if you dig even more further, this is what you get:

I even tried to like; play dumb and then lastly:

made fun of it a bit at the end lol

don’t you guys ever fall for this, and i have seen these bots around in xbox (thank god youtube) if a user named covergirl-x19 or any even similar like that slide up to your dms, block the fuck out of them. (or make fun of it a bit and then you know the drill)

please be a nice person and reblog this.

Welp, I'm excited. Can you tell I've been watching Phineas and Ferb lately? A movie and reboot (I think). I'm onboard as long as we have good songs and it isn't a Trainwreck like the ppg reboot

Here's a challenge. Reblog this post with the weirdest image on a cartoon that you've ever seen. I'll start. This is a real Phineas and Ferb screenshot and I love it

Reptile: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous.

D'vorah: if it bites you and you die, it's venomous

Torr: what if it bites me and it dies?

Kotal: that means you're poisonous. By the elder God's, torr, weren't you listening?

Ermac: what if it bites itself and we die?

Quan chi: that's voodoo

Ferra: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Shang tsung: that's correlation, not causation.

Baraka: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Erron: that's kinky